my roommate: the worst anabolic steroid user of all time

[gooer]

This thread is for your amusement and is all completely real. I thought you guys might appreciate this because of the very strict reasonable recommendations of this board, and someone who follows none of these. My only regret is that I cannot remember all the things he's done - I'm actually leaving things out.

Also the question for the questions and anwsers forum is: how f---ked is he?

He's 6'2 270 pounds, line backer type

My roommate started roiding at 19 years old, taking a d bol only cycle, he binge drank every night of the week (like a whole handle) and ended up having a seizure.

This turns him off for some time but this year we got a good connection for sustanon. He's 20 years old now almost 21. He still binges drinks and gets roid rage.. bad. Since starting he has:

1. rammed down the FRONT door of our apartment.. twice, once lying that he did it and falsifying a police report.

2. punched his hand through the back window of an x5 bmw breaking most of his fingers

3. broken up with 3 girlfriends, one of whom he jacked against the wall and punched a hole in the wall right next to her head (he had gone out with her for 3 years too)

4. fallin off our 15 foot balcony while drunk face first into cement and had to be rushed to the emergency room, he got a concussion and the worst body long bruise ive ever seen. The doctors said 95 percent of people would have died in this situation and the other 5 percent would be in a coma. Notice how there's no percent that survive. Also - I was taking pictures of something else at the time but have the entire thing on camera.

5. been in more fights than i can count (he always wins though)

He refuses to take anti estrogen, and ended up with the worst case of bacne I've ever seen.

He also takes the shots infrequently, like he'll do them for 3 weeks then take a month break, and then do shots for two weeks, then off for a couple of weeks. Because of this he is extremely unstable.

As someone who responsibly uses AAS, and is surrounded by people who don't know what they are talking about, every day I'm more astounded. I just had to share this with someone.

[Random]

OMG, yea my bud knows a guy just like that, all except for the rage part...

[stuball]

This thread is for your amusement and is all completely real. I thought you guys might appreciate this because of the very strict reasonable recommendations of this board, and someone who follows none of these. My only regret is that I cannot remember all the things he's done - I'm actually leaving things out.

Also the question for the questions and anwsers forum is: how f---ked is he?

He's 6'2 270 pounds, line backer type

My roommate started roiding at 19 years old, taking a d bol only cycle, he binge drank every night of the week (like a whole handle) and ended up having a seizure.

This turns him off for some time but this year we got a good connection for sustanon. He's 20 years old now almost 21. He still binges drinks and gets roid rage.. bad. Since starting he has:

1. rammed down the FRONT door of our apartment.. twice, once lying that he did it and falsifying a police report.

2. punched his hand through the back window of an x5 bmw breaking most of his fingers

3. broken up with 3 girlfriends, one of whom he jacked against the wall and punched a hole in the wall right next to her head (he had gone out with her for 3 years too)

4. fallin off our 15 foot balcony while drunk face first into cement and had to be rushed to the emergency room, he got a concussion and the worst body long bruise ive ever seen. The doctors said 95 percent of people would have died in this situation and the other 5 percent would be in a coma. Notice how there's no percent that survive. Also - I was taking pictures of something else at the time but have the entire thing on camera.

5. been in more fights than i can count (he always wins though)

He refuses to take anti estrogen, and ended up with the worst case of bacne I've ever seen.

He also takes the shots infrequently, like he'll do them for 3 weeks then take a month break, and then do shots for two weeks, then off for a couple of weeks. Because of this he is extremely unstable.

As someone who responsibly uses AAS, and is surrounded by people who don't know what they are talking about, every day I'm more astounded. I just had to share this with someone.

Why you blaming the steroids he's a fvckin drunk !!!

[chest6]

LOL @ roid rage.

I know people like that. They take a shot whenever they feel like it. I know kids that weight flucuates from 170 to 250. Its funny seein them blow up then deflate back to normal

[nbkandrew13]

hes a fukin drunk and if he was my fukin roomate causing a bunch of drama id throw him a beatin

[dirtball_619]

if i were you id keep an eye on that guy. and get away from him asap. sounds like he sucks at life and will probably screw you over or turn on you like a pit bull . imho

[J*U*icEd]

haha... i know this kidd who takes steroids at infrequent intervals... and doesn't let himself recover properly... and doesn't do PCT at all....he'll take dbol only for 2 weeks not like it then do winstrol only for 2 months... 3 weeks later without PCT do 10 weeks of tren and test... missing shots all along the way... shrival up from not working out and no PCT then 4 weeks later do 5 weeks of abombs skipping days and doses... f u c k i n g morans!!.... all along the way not listening to any of my advice!!

[gooer]

if i were you id keep an eye on that guy. and get away from him asap. sounds like he sucks at life and will probably screw you over or turn on you like a pit bull . imho

my thoughts exactly.. i'm moving next year

[plzr8]

sadly i think many of us know someone who fits this description

i know a couple guys myself

just gotta hope they grow out of the stage in time before something very serious happens

[Hellmaskbanned]

Wow....He sure wins at life.

[workdude]

I don't think steroids are his problem...

[DNoMac]

It's amazing people take these drugs so lightly. How can you not respect your body? I wouldn't touch a drug without researching for years and planning every aspect of a cycle/diet/routine/ect. Retards like that shouldn't even be allowed to take creatine.

[Dude-Man]

Dude, he's an alcoholic.

[operationgetbig]

sounds nuts..i know a guy like that

[C_Bino]

Pathetic and sad.

[QuieTSToRM33]

Pathetic and sad.

Ditto.

[Manpretty]

Wow....He sure wins at life.

what happened to you ....suspended?????? why??

[daytrader]

It's amazing people take these drugs so lightly. How can you not respect your body? I wouldn't touch a drug without researching for years and planning every aspect of a cycle/diet/routine/ect. Retards like that shouldn't even be allowed to take creatine.

exactly... I remember it took me two years before i even used creatine in Highschool(i thought they WERE steroids back in those days)... even now ive been around this board for over a year and a half.. and just finally doing a real cycle

[nyjetsfan86]

id like to take a poll on how long this guy will be alive what do you guys think?

[IronReload04]

this isnt funny, nor a lau***ng matter

i dont know how to say this, but if the doc told me this, i couldnt help but feel like a hard ass




4. fallin off our 15 foot balcony while drunk face first into cement and had to be rushed to the emergency room, he got a concussion and the worst body long bruise ive ever seen. The doctors said 95 percent of people would have died in this situation and the other 5 percent would be in a coma. Notice how there's no percent that survive. Also - I was taking pictures of something else at the time but have the entire thing on camera.

[Hellmaskbanned]

this isnt funny, nor a lau***ng matter

i dont know how to say this, but if the doc told me this, i couldnt help but feel like a dumass




4. fallin off our 15 foot balcony while drunk face first into cement and had to be rushed to the emergency room, he got a concussion and the worst body long bruise ive ever seen. The doctors said 95 percent of people would have died in this situation and the other 5 percent would be in a coma. Notice how there's no percent that survive. Also - I was taking pictures of something else at the time but have the entire thing on camera.

I think it's funny as hell. And I agree , if I was in that guys shoes, I would feel like that^

[IronReload04]

I think it's funny as hell. And I agree , if I was in that guys shoes, I would feel like that^

judging by his attitude about substance abuse, he probably does feel like that

[*Narkissos*]

hopefully he has no children

[TolVlo]

you said you videotaped him falling off the balcony?... Post it up!

[Prada]

hopefully he has no children

Hopefully he is incapable of reproducing.
Sounds like he will eventually end up killing himself.
Voila...tis the reason AAS is a controlled substance

[perfectbeast2001]

your mate sounds like a total tit. People like him make me want to puke. what a lame, immature, little pussy.

[darr]

i knew a dick head like him he use to go a round beating people women men. he done bounser in a local bar he picked on the wrong person they came back and shot him dead.

[Schmidty]

sounds like a dumb fvck if ya ask me.

[Timm1704]

its alcohol and general inner- dickheadery that has caused your mate to act like a slippery stinky steaming turd. im sure the roids dont help, as his hormone levels will be fvcked. just have him killed, do the world a favour

[bigger than you]

sounds like the guy has serious emotional problems may be he wasn't breast feed, does mommy love him? Is daddy around? sounds like he has or had no guidance. Very unstable, immature, dangerous anyone who hangs with him can expect to be in the back seat of a cop car soon.

[Flagg]

What a ****ing twat!

Your mate needs a ****ing reality check.

[TheDfromGC]

the problem isnt gear, its the fact he was retard to begin with, the gear just magnified this problem

[MartyMcFly]

if i were you id keep an eye on that guy. and get away from him asap. sounds like he sucks at life and will probably screw you over or turn on you like a pit bull . imho

One of my favorite sayings in the world. Also your roommate sucks.

[audis4]

steroids help you fight better!!!! YES!!!

[SVTMuscle*]

Where's youtube when you need it!

[ru-ga-ru]

Pathetic and sad.

yep, but my good friend is the SAME way.

Those type of guys just need to stop for one ( drinking ) and two NOT TAKE any AAS until they can settle down and eat, train, and be dedicated.

[Mogamedogz]

I knew a kid who use to run cycles, PLUS binge drink and pop Ecstasy tablets every single weekend!!!

Kid was out of freaking control... Thing is, the kid always had a bunch of "friends" (and I use that term lightly) hanging around him. You would think that ONE of them would have had the sense to try and help him.

He is dead now.

[MuscleScience]

I think its the alcohol thats causing the stupid behavoir

[Bojangles69]

This guy is the man.
You must view his behavoir behind the eyes of an entrepeneur.
And ask yourself what would an entrepeneur do?

Follow him around with a camera 24/7 and make a movie titled "I am the biggest fvcking idiot who ever lived" you can sell dvd's for like 15 bux a copy.

[nate4796]

know someone like that but little more mild