My ASS stinks!

[jk486994]

ok guys this is kind of random, but im on vacation and have been eating like a house....

My parents are getting sick of my stinky ass there ready to kick my ass out of the house...lol

There saying that a stinky fart means that my stomach is sick and its not healthy...

I laugh at this and tell them how thats not true

Can anyone tell me why stinky gas isnt unhealthy?

[number twelve]

i heard that foul smelling farts mean that you have a lot of healthy bacteria in your large intestine. whenever someone rips a nasty fart i say "thats some healthy bacteria you got there"

[CSAR]

Your ass stinks and you felt compelled to share that with us...

www.yourethemannowdog.com

[nyjetsfan86]

everybody loves the smell of their own brand

[MFT81]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Because of sulfur.

[godkilla]

lmfao! i think we musta all had this problem at oe time or another. i had the worst gas ever when i was bulking a couple years ago. my gf could smell it in the next room, it was that bad.

[BigGuy5420]

yea i stink up rooms when i bulk...it is so bad sometimes even i think it smells

[Pro_built7]

ya try sitting in class, letting one go and half the class getting up in a freakish panic, i think they thought something died, idk, i ran with them to cover it up hahahahhaha

[Hoggage_54]

I've learned to smell the difference between a good fart of mine versus a bad fart of mine, like a bean fart versus a beer fart.

[JC.1987]

just dont drink the raw egg whites...i could easily clear a high-rise when im on 'em.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

everybody loves the smell of their own brand

I dunno bro, I was doing a set of dumbell shoulder press, and I ripped a nasty ass fart that reeked of rotten eggs mixed in manure, and I had to stop halfway into my set because it smelled that bad.

[nyjetsfan86]

yea i get the rotten egg ones too its bad when you wake yourself up out of sleep bc of one

[Schmidty]

HAHAHAH so my next store neighbor is paralized form the waist down, i was hanging out with him a few days ago and i was playing in his wheel chair while he was laying on his couch. I farted and it smelled so damn bad he almost threw up. He rolled off the couch and crawled out the door and laid in his garage for about 10min and it was still ligering when he crawled back

[nyjetsfan86]

hahahahaha thats some of the funniest shit ive ever heard, i feel bad for him but thats some funny shit

[Lucius Leftfoot]

i'm not sure about the reason for the stinch, but one common reason for gas is eating lots of protein...or so i've heard. i personally get gas when i eat stuff with splenda in it.