
Originally Posted by
Bojangles69
My neighbor on the left is a cop and my neighbor on the right is a detective, needless to say not only do we have full fencing in the back, we have 14 ft shrubs running around the whole perimeter + trees and other shit.
Only because, when we first moved here, my brother went skinni dipping with his gf (with the fence already) and my MALE detective neighbor (who i suspect must be gay) called the fvcking chief of police and the cops came to our house and harassed my brother about indecent exposure or some shit.
They wound up leaving with just a verbal warning.
So we got the shrubs because even a 6ft fence couldnt keep our nosey ass nieghbors from not having a life.
The following mishief night (i was like 117-18) back than. We collected sheep shit from a local farm and bombed the shit out of his house.
I made it a point to wash my car when he was outside the following day with a hose and broom scrubbing the shit off. Nothing made me happier than just watching his pathetic ass scrub scrub scrub, and if he felt the intense need to do DNA testing on the shit (because hes a detective and all) it would have traced him back to a herd of sheep lol.