man, its not often we have turkey dinners, but thank god its an occasion for a turkey. gonna eat and eat and sleep and sleep.
we bought this fat ass turkey and well, poor lil bugger musta had a brutal end, has this one leg all broken and mangled on him. makes you wonder what these tastey critters go through in their final moments... savage beatings at the slaughter house or what
who else is having a fatty turkey dinner with all the fixins tonight? I AM! RIGHT NOW!!! YEAH BILLY!