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    buddy owned my ex

    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name. A friend and I have a psychology class next to hers and on the brake we ran into each other, and my buddy called her by my current GF's name. It was one of the coolest things I have ever seen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name. A friend and I have a psychology class next to hers and on the brake we ran into each other, and my buddy called her by my current GF's name. It was one of the collest things I have ever seen!

    THATS FUNNY BRO !!!

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    i wouldnt have dumped her i would have asked her if she likes trains, lol

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    ^I was a little pissed at the time.

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    i know it does suck , but that would have been the best time sorry bro

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    I don't understand what you mean with the "sink" reference. You were literally in a wash basin?

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    i took it to mean she was bent over the ssink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name.
    OMFG I cant believe you posted this , what were you thinking.

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    ^I stoped and freaked then fro about a half hour then fvcked her a 1 more time that night 1 more time the next mornign and then it was never the same.

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    now that is cool..
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    that's why i always scream.. baby..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    OMFG I cant believe you posted this , what were you thinking.
    Whats wrong with it? Is it because ur a clean freak and it makes u to think the jizz could be on any sink u wash ur hands at? U never know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinlander
    I don't understand what you mean with the "sink" reference. You were literally in a wash basin?
    She had one leg in the sink and the other on the floor and i was hitting it from behind/side. To think that was the only time I got her to squirt... Kinda makes me want to

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    that's why i always scream.. baby..

    that's right i'm a screamer... get used to it..

    don't hate me..
    spywizard has it going on cant go wrong if they are all baby, or maybe bitch lol

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    ^ Like to talk all kinds of dirty shit. But I have still not found a chick thats down to choke me as I cum.SIGH

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    ^you dirty little boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name. A friend and I have a psychology class next to hers and on the brake we ran into each other, and my buddy called her by my current GF's name. It was one of the collest things I have ever seen!
    Sorry bro... her Ownage of you still trumps that.

    Now... if you can figure out a way to shag one of her friends... that would be a sweet 1up.

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    ROFLMAO

    "...I was fvckin her in my sisters sink..."



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    lol random

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    ^I stoped and freaked then fro about a half hour then fvcked her a 1 more time that night 1 more time the next mornign and then it was never the same.

    You are tops in my book now.

    The comment was enough for you to dump her but NOT enough for you to stop ****ing her.

    Go to the top of the class

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    Schmidty, your posts/threads will never cease to amaze me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    Schmidty, your posts/threads will never cease to amaze me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    Schmidty, your posts/threads will never cease to amaze me.
    Something tells me this guy's an exhibitionist and is rubbing a chub out with the hand that's not needed for typing these posts.

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    good stuff. I would have ditched the bitch as well.

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    schmidty!!!!I think you broke up bcuz she saw the thread about you washing old mans nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinlander
    Something tells me this guy's an exhibitionist and is rubbing a chub out with the hand that's not needed for typing these posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    schmidty!!!!I think you broke up bcuz she saw the thread about you washing old mans nuts
    roflmfao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogamedogz
    Sorry bro... her Ownage of you still trumps that.

    Now... if you can figure out a way to shag one of her friends... that would be a sweet 1up.
    Her 2 best friends have the same STD rom sharing a dildo.NO JOKE!!!!!! Bthey got the herpes.

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    all i can say is ummm wow........................
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    Between shagging IN a sink and washing old men's nads, it's no wonder you're flunking out of university!

    As Butthead would say..."Uhhhhuhhhuhhhuuuuhhh...you wash nads...uhhhuhhhhuhhh...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogamedogz
    Sorry bro... her Ownage of you still trumps that.

    Now... if you can figure out a way to shag one of her friends... that would be a sweet 1up.
    I agree. This isn't something i would be bragging about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR
    Between shagging IN a sink and washing old men's nads, it's no wonder you're flunking out of university!

    As Butthead would say..."Uhhhhuhhhuhhhuuuuhhh...you wash nads...uhhhuhhhhuhhh...."

    that pretty much sums it up now doesn't it.??
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    Your sisters sink??? WIERD!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO
    Your sisters sink??? WIERD!!!
    take it when you can get it. LOL

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    what yo ushoulda done that time when she called out her ex's name was when you came you should did it on her face while screaming out one of your ex's names, or if she knows the names of your ex's you shoulda just called out a random girls name you kno...then shell be like

    WTF DID YOU CALL ME?? WHOS BLAH BLAH!?!?!?


    the nyo uwould be tee-hee

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    what yo ushoulda done that time when she called out her ex's name was when you came you should did it on her face while screaming out one of your ex's names, or if she knows the names of your ex's you shoulda just called out a random girls name you kno...then shell be like

    WTF DID YOU CALL ME?? WHOS BLAH BLAH!?!?!?


    the nyo uwould be tee-hee



    LMAO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Whats wrong with it? Is it because ur a clean freak and it makes u to think the jizz could be on any sink u wash ur hands at? U never know!
    No the fact that you were banging your girl and she was thinking of someone else, horrible, pitiful, dispicible....I could go on but I wont.

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