Oh Snrf your one SMOOTHE DRUNK!!!

[taiboxa]

http://www.searchmyvideo.com/watch/1623613249/beerfest/

take a gander at the hottie he picks up !

[pwerfll1]

thats fuuny shit

[donniebrasco]

ahhh, thats shits funny. smurf you smooth mofo

[Snrf]

goddamnit, how'd that video get out

[Timm1704]

my god thats my best buddy last weekend!

he was so damn drunk! i caught him chatting to a bunch of girls, some rather hot, he was talking about methods of how to wipe your ass following taking a shit, why he cant get a boner when drunk, and burping and blowing it in their direction lol!

and, whilst i was sat quietly in the bar, with my girl, he pops his round the corner and here is the conversation that followed:

Him: "Timm, we have been mates for 15 years ..."
Me: "Ten years Jack, Ten years"
Him: "Yep, 15 years.... and in those 15 years...... (dramatic pause)........Youve been a C-u-n-t!"

Then he laughed histerically!

i really had no clue what he was gonna say, and everyone in the bar went silent for his entire drunken tirade! they were probably expecting a speech or something hahaha

Dont get me wrong, I laughed my ass off afterwards, but at the time, I was just concerned about getting him out of there before someone bottled him lol

[Lexed]

lol that was funny