So im on the plane ride home. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off.
Then he must have turned to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a f*ckin' blow job and a cup of coffee."
So the stewardess f*ckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on.
And this guy behind me goes, "Hey hun, don't forget the coffee!"