Why bulking sucks...

**OPSTER** · 04-30-2007, 03:50 AM

So my buddies and I threw a party at a club Fri night, we had rented the whole club out for a private event. Place was pretty packed.. and the night went well... and then we were just clearing the place.
Ofcourse, some tuff guys had to start a fight... so we remove them and right as we get them outside one of the retards rips off my shirt...

then he grabs my brother by the collar and rips off his shirt....

So I got to walk around for the next hour with no shirt on while every hot girl ever stared at me... and I'm only on my first week of my cutting cycle... so I looked like a fat blob the whole time

***perfectbeast2001*** · 04-30-2007, 04:12 AM

LOL that has happened to me. Some tool ripped my shirt off outside club then took his own off. I was like "what is this? a Strip contest?" then I hit him alot.

**donniebrasco** · 04-30-2007, 04:18 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL that has happened to me. Some tool ripped my shirt off outside club then took his own off. I was like "what is this? a Strip contest?" then I hit him alot.

ha, thats funny

***t-gunz*** · 04-30-2007, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by OPSTER

So my buddies and I threw a party at a club Fri night, we had rented the whole club out for a private event. Place was pretty packed.. and the night went well... and then we were just clearing the place.
Ofcourse, some tuff guys had to start a fight... so we remove them and right as we get them outside one of the retards rips off my shirt...

then he grabs my brother by the collar and rips off his shirt....

So I got to walk around for the next hour with no shirt on while every hot girl ever stared at me... and I'm only on my first week of my cutting cycle... so I looked like a fat blob the whole time

if your on a cutting cycle why would you look fat?? i don't understand

**Foskamink** · 04-30-2007, 05:03 AM

Originally Posted by tommyZX6R

if your on a cutting cycle why would you look fat?? i don't understand

because he dirty bulks

**collar** · 04-30-2007, 05:24 AM

first week of cutting. thats why i assume.

**Haro3** · 04-30-2007, 07:54 AM

your really random stories crack me up dude! was the guy driving a ferrari? hahah jp

**chest6** · 04-30-2007, 07:59 AM

whats ur bf % now?

I was outside the other day w/ my shirt off and felt like a fat blob too..

**kfrost06** · 04-30-2007, 10:08 AM

I never go clubbing, I hate being around drunks.

**JDawg1536** · 04-30-2007, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by kfrost06

I never go clubbing, I hate being around drunks.

Especially drunks from Torrance.......

**kfrost06** · 04-30-2007, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Especially drunks from Torrance.......

LOL, the ones in Hermosa and Manhattan are even worse.

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 04-30-2007, 11:35 AM

You gotta love the ones in Newport Beach...everyone thinks their King Kong with a hard on

**UpstateTank** · 04-30-2007, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL that has happened to me. Some tool ripped my shirt off outside club then took his own off. I was like "what is this? a Strip contest?" then I hit him alot.

**JDawg1536** · 04-30-2007, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

You gotta love the ones in Newport Beach...everyone thinks their King Kong with a hard on

4th of July is the shit down there......

**Snrf** · 04-30-2007, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL that has happened to me. Some tool ripped my shirt off outside club then took his own off. I was like "what is this? a Strip contest?" then I hit him alot.

lmao

**OPSTER** · 04-30-2007, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

whats ur bf % now?

I was outside the other day w/ my shirt off and felt like a fat blob too..

I dono? But I have this lil tiny bit of fat in the middle of my stomach that just grosses me out...
And yah, when I bulk I don't really watch my diet all that much.... I should.. but I'm in a hurry to gain.
From now on I'm not doing anymore bulking/cutting cycles.... just gonna stick with consistent weight gain, cause you never know when some punk is gonna try to take your shirt off.

**thetank** · 04-30-2007, 05:04 PM

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leave while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

**juju** · 04-30-2007, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leave while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

**naturalsux** · 04-30-2007, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leave while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

thats fvcking hilarious! i can see you ripping her thong.

**chest6** · 04-30-2007, 05:29 PM

lol thats a good story..i HATE girls like that. Glad to see you put her in her place

**MuscleHead320lb** · 04-30-2007, 05:30 PM

**OPSTER** · 04-30-2007, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleHead320lb

haha you homo ....
This is my motorhead shirt, that I now dearly miss

**number twelve** · 04-30-2007, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leave while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

hahahaha

**gixxerboy1** · 05-01-2007, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leave while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

I don't know. Putting your hands on a girl isnt funny. Even if she was a bitch and deserved it.And i don't care how much bigger any guy is then me i'll kill anyone who touches my girlfriend.

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 01:48 PM

It was a mop not his fist

and..grabbing a girls arm is not harmful. I dont know about you, but I'd rather not be slapped for no reason.

From the looks of the story, it looks like she deserved it. I hate girls like that..

**Mizfit** · 05-01-2007, 01:52 PM

U and ur exxagerated stories.. are you sure u ain't taking estrogen and not test? A little dramatic all the time huh?

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 01:53 PM

lol. Owned.

At least ur gf is cute for a redhead. She looks too tall for you tho. Better hand her over to me

**Mizfit** · 05-01-2007, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

lol. Owned.

At least ur gf is cute for a redhead. She looks too tall for you tho. Better hand her over to me

In one of his stories didn't she punk him for a dude in a ferrari?

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 02:04 PM

ahh thats right! This is the same dude...

*waits for next story*

Maybe he'll kill 10 ninjas

**gixxerboy1** · 05-01-2007, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

It was a mop not his fist

and..grabbing a girls arm is not harmful. I dont know about you, but I'd rather not be slapped for no reason.

From the looks of the story, it looks like she deserved it. I hate girls like that..

you wouldn't flip if some guy ripped your girlfriends underwear off grabbed her arm and then hit her in the head with a nasty mop?

**OPSTER** · 05-01-2007, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

In one of his stories didn't she punk him for a dude in a ferrari?

That was someone else...

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

you wouldn't flip if some guy ripped your girlfriends underwear off grabbed her arm and then hit her in the head with a nasty mop?

oh I would, thats not to say she didnt deserve it

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by OPSTER

That was someone else...

lol i dont think so

http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...21&postcount=1

**OPSTER** · 05-01-2007, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

lol i dont think so

http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...21&postcount=1

No that was someone else... as in that was some other girl!

**K.Biz** · 05-01-2007, 03:50 PM

hahaha both stories are rediculous hahaa

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by OPSTER

No that was someone else... as in that was some other girl!

Fair enough...how many gf's do u have

SVTMuscle* · 05-01-2007, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I don't know. Putting your hands on a girl isnt funny. Even if she was a bitch and deserved it.And i don't care how much bigger any guy is then me i'll kill anyone who touches my girlfriend.

**** that shit man if shes warming up to slap you, all rules get tossed out the window

**chest6** · 05-01-2007, 04:56 PM

lol I wouldnt say hit her, but I'd have no problem grabbing the girls arm and distancing myself or holdin her arm or arms until she calmed down. I've been punched and came after by girls before lol..and thats what I've done. She then tried to knee me in the balls..I can never win LOL

SVTMuscle* · 05-01-2007, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

lol I wouldnt say hit her, but I'd have no problem grabbing the girls arm and distancing myself or holdin her arm or arms until she calmed down. I've been punched and came after by girls before lol..and thats what I've done. She then tried to knee me in the balls..I can never win LOL

screw that if shes cocking back to strike me i'll drop kick her in her mouth!!!!!

just kidding, restraining her would be enough

**Mizfit** · 05-01-2007, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by OPSTER

No that was someone else... as in that was some other girl!

ahh u got more than one gf and u can't keep all ur stories striaght..

Yah know if you always tell the truth you rarely ever forget.. or you could start writing this stuff down!