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    Dating a Stripper!

    Ok boys.......heres da scoop, I am not a real big fan of strippers nor am I into spending 20 bucks a song for a dance from them. But there is this dancer at one of the local clubs I go to that has been after me for some time now for a date. She is really friendly and extremely hot, she also dosnt seem like the typical "stripper". I just cant seem to justify dating a stripper, Ive told her this too but she keeps on persisting that its only a "job" and that she dosnt take it any further than that!
    Anyways......has anybody ever met a "level headed" stripper? Let alone a trustable one??

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    Level headed stripper is an oxymoron...a level headed mature woman would go to school and get a real job...
    sure bang her a few times but thats it...if it were just a job would u let ur daughter strip...if she tries to tell u she's payin for college with it, it's most likely bs...how many business woman, doctor/nurses, lawyers anything do u know that can say i stripped my way through college...none cause they're doin it cause its good fast money

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    I briefly worked at a strip club some months ago and this is what I think:

    They are all head cases!!!

    In one way or another there is something wrong with them mentally just to do that job.

    Don't let that keep you from having a little fun with her though, just don't fall in love with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    I briefly worked at a strip club some months ago and this is what I think:

    They are all head cases!!!

    In one way or another there is something wrong with them mentally just to do that job.

    Don't let that keep you from having a little fun with her though, just don't fall in love with her.
    agreed!
    the problem is that i am even skeptical about touching her **ck id probably have anxiety attackes until i went to the doc to get checked!
    Theres no ***kin way id ever fall in love wit a stripper!
    seems like it could be fun though

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    Level headed stripper is an oxymoron...a level headed mature woman would go to school and get a real job...
    sure bang her a few times but thats it...if it were just a job would u let ur daughter strip...if she tries to tell u she's payin for college with it, it's most likely bs...how many business woman, doctor/nurses, lawyers anything do u know that can say i stripped my way through college...none cause they're doin it cause its good fast money
    hahaha, the funny part is that she just finished an esthetics course, and claims she dosnt like it! hahaha easy money!
    I know she took the course cause 1 of my friends took it with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    Ok boys.......heres da scoop, I am not a real big fan of strippers nor am I into spending 20 bucks a song for a dance from them. But there is this dancer at one of the local clubs I go to that has been after me for some time now for a date. She is really friendly and extremely hot, she also dosnt seem like the typical "stripper". I just cant seem to justify dating a stripper, Ive told her this too but she keeps on persisting that its only a "job" and that she dosnt take it any further than that!
    Anyways......has anybody ever met a "level headed" stripper? Let alone a trustable one??
    Saw your issues right away... in her case she wants what she can't have.. as soon as she catches you.. she won't want you..

    head case..
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    " she's got the body of a godess"

    I keep hearing that song in my head now

    "I'm in love with a stripper"

    Go hit it brother! Just wrap it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Saw your issues right away... in her case she wants what she can't have.. as soon as she catches you.. she won't want you..

    head case..
    Exactly what im thinkin.....haha
    I think im just gonna keep teasin her like ive been doin for 2 yrs
    besides, I cant handle the other 4 chicks im datin anyways, this is the best stress ive ever had!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    Exactly what im thinkin.....haha
    I think im just gonna keep teasin her like ive been doin for 2 yrs
    besides, I cant handle the other 4 chicks im datin anyways, this is the best stress ive ever had!
    tell her you can't be coming in to see her anymore, you need to get another job to pay for some medical bills for your mom..

    she'll start giving you $200 week to come see her..

    she just wants to take care of you.. if not sexually..

    that is.. if you are a true playa..
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    Mate I worked in a strip club for 6 years and have come across many different strippers. No offence to them or anything, but at the end of the day they are all the same. Head cases from hell! Good for a little fun, but not sure if they are the best to be serious with. Afterall, no guy wants his girl to be taken clothes of in front of drunken men.

    Just have some fun mate. Be safe.

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    Get in a few times and get out.

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    well i think everyone is under the same agreement....

    Split it, dont lick it, and hit it

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    I think im gonna wait till im a little more desperate, hell....im still bangin the chick in my avatar........along with 3 other hotties....haha....they all know whats goin on too! just happy to be with me when they get da chance, and they apreciate my honesty.........I just tell them day 1 that Ive got no time for relationships, but dont mind having "friends" lol

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    gotta keep em on der toes!!
    women dont like things da easy way
    the harder you make it for them, the more they want it!!

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    I've only met one stripper who isn't a total head case. But she does hate (the majority) of men. She doesn't do it to turn men on.. she does it to take their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    Ok boys.......heres da scoop, I am not a real big fan of strippers nor am I into spending 20 bucks a song for a dance from them. But there is this dancer at one of the local clubs I go to that has been after me for some time now for a date. She is really friendly and extremely hot, she also dosnt seem like the typical "stripper". I just cant seem to justify dating a stripper, Ive told her this too but she keeps on persisting that its only a "job" and that she dosnt take it any further than that!
    Anyways......has anybody ever met a "level headed" stripper? Let alone a trustable one??
    My oldere sis use to be a stripper and she even owned a company that did privite parties. I lived with her for a little bit last summer and met A LOT of the people the danced for her company. They were all ok people but all really FVCKED in the head. They had not 1 shred of self respect. This should not stop u from sticking ur dick in her ear but it should keep u from getting into a REAL relationship.HAHAHA This one girl and her boyfriend lived with us last summer. The girl was so fvckin stupid. We all went down to the river front one night to see a band play. After everybody that was their to see the band had leftit was really quiet. Her boyfriend said, baby do u hear that sound(u could hear some frogs), di u know what that is. She said yeah its the sound of the city. STUPID, STUPID,STUPID!!!!!!!!!My older bro banged her while her boyfriend was on a beer run. Never met a sane stripper.

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    ok 99 out of a hundred have been abused by a male figure at some point in their lives, doesnt mean there not fun generally they are gamme for whatever out of thousands of strippers there is only one i ever met that wasnt a flake she had excellent credit paid off evertything hads been in playboy she stripped 2 times aweek for fun she was just real cool i shouldnt have fuked it up

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    I have went out with a few in my younger days and I hate to parrot what has already been said, but every one of them was crazy as fuuck! ! of them believed since I played the bass and looked like her ex that had died that I was him in some kind of reincarnation or some shite..............scary shit. I did like to hit that shite though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    Level headed stripper is an oxymoron...a level headed mature woman would go to school and get a real job...
    sure bang her a few times but thats it...if it were just a job would u let ur daughter strip...if she tries to tell u she's payin for college with it, it's most likely bs...they're doin it cause its good fast money

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    Ok boys.......heres da scoop, I am not a real big fan of strippers nor am I into spending 20 bucks a song for a dance from them. But there is this dancer at one of the local clubs I go to that has been after me for some time now for a date. She is really friendly and extremely hot, she also dosnt seem like the typical "stripper". I just cant seem to justify dating a stripper, Ive told her this too but she keeps on persisting that its only a "job" and that she dosnt take it any further than that!
    Anyways......has anybody ever met a "level headed" stripper? Let alone a trustable one??

    Choosing to date ANYONE results in the fact that you've officially accepted them for who they are and what they bring to the table. And that includes their job/profession.

    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    Choosing to date ANYONE results in the fact that you've officially accepted them for who they are and what they bring to the table. And that includes their job/profession.

    Good luck!
    never said i was gonna date her, she has been hounding me to.
    thinkin about puttin da bricks to her though!

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    Ya know, we need a pic, otherwise a suspention is in order..

    so i'll give ya 48 hrs
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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    I think im gonna wait till im a little more desperate, hell....im still bangin the chick in my avatar........along with 3 other hotties....haha....they all know whats goin on too! just happy to be with me when they get da chance, and they apreciate my honesty.........I just tell them day 1 that Ive got no time for relationships, but dont mind having "friends" lol
    Are you sure thats not Keyra Agustina?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Ya know, we need a pic, otherwise a suspention is in order..

    so i'll give ya 48 hrs
    haha
    no prob boys ill do my best, i know she has a ton that r developed, but ill try to snap one wit my digi tonite,
    not very proud of bangin a stripper, so no reason 4 me to lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    Are you sure thats not Keyra Agustina?

    That is exactly who it is....well it is official your a liar and not a very good one at that...do me a favor and lose my email and dont ever PM me again...i dont have time for bullshit....

    I am going to get suspended for this, but your a piece of shit dude, and liars like you are good for nothin, i tried to help you with things cause i lived in the city your in and your just a worthless hunk of shit....grow up and get off your parents computer you immature douche bag....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    haha
    no prob boys ill do my best, i know she has a ton that r developed, but ill try to snap one wit my digi tonite,
    not very proud of bangin a stripper, so no reason 4 me to lie
    other than the fact that thats exactly what you do, make up stories about chicks and shit that your supposedly banging, your prolly a 14yr ol virgin that is on his parents computer while they're at work...


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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    other than the fact that thats exactly what you do, make up stories about chicks and shit that your supposedly banging, your prolly a 14yr ol virgin that is on his parents computer while they're at work...

    slow down there fellas, my bad, twas my old avatar!

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    have fun with her....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredzs
    slow down there fellas, my bad, twas my old avatar!
    Old avatar or not, you never banged her and your a liar...how can you not know what avy you have up, you would have seen it....stop lyin bro your diggin a hole for yourself...

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    [QUOTE=WEBB]Old avatar or not, you never banged her and your a liar...how can you not know what avy you have up, you would have seen it....stop lyin bro your diggin a hole for yourself...[/QUOTE
    admin made me take down my old avy.....just changed this one a cpl of days ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    My oldere sis use to be a stripper and she even owned a company that did privite parties. I lived with her for a little bit last summer and met A LOT of the people the danced for her company. They were all ok people but all really FVCKED in the head. They had not 1 shred of self respect. This should not stop u from sticking ur dick in her ear but it should keep u from getting into a REAL relationship.HAHAHA This one girl and her boyfriend lived with us last summer. The girl was so fvckin stupid. We all went down to the river front one night to see a band play. After everybody that was their to see the band had leftit was really quiet. Her boyfriend said, baby do u hear that sound(u could hear some frogs), di u know what that is. She said yeah its the sound of the city. STUPID, STUPID,STUPID!!!!!!!!!My older bro banged her while her boyfriend was on a beer run. Never met a sane stripper.
    lol wasnt "PT's" was it haha f that place

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    lmao, I'm banging the woman in my avatar

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    then I wake up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    lmao, I'm banging the woman in my avatar
    me 2..
    don't tell no body tho, Michael would freak!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    me 2..
    don't tell no body tho, Michael would freak!
    michael?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    lmao, I'm banging the woman in my avatar

    I would like to know who she is? She is smokin I know that.
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    shredz...if that's her in your avatar...MARRY HER

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