Awesome Weekend

[Superhuman]

Awesome weekend, where should I start?? Let me go ahead and say this is 0% bullshit....

Many of you know that this girl and I were together off and on for 5 years, and I told her that if she lied to me 1 more time about ANYTHING that it would be over... she lied about something stupid and we're done. I have decided to never trust another woman again and to just have fun, and if girls wanna be hos then I'll just use that to my advantage!

THURSDAY NIGHT:
I'm at work and it's really busy, but for some reason nobody wants to act up and I'm bored as hell. This thick girl comes up to me and tells me how sexy I am, blah, blah, blah, and asks me to dance. I told her "I can't dance because I'm working and I kinda wanted to get paid!" She pulls out a $50 and tells me she would give it to me for a lapdance upstairs in the empty VIP. I said, "okay!" lol and went up there with her. I move my hips for her a little bit, then she takes my snake out and gives me head... SHE PAID ME TO SUCK MY PENIS!!! Then, she said she was so turned on that she pulled out a wad of cash ($1,000) and asked me to have sex with her and her friend! I said sure, but I don't get off for another 2 hours. Unfortunately her friend was driving and didn't want to wait but anyway, nothing like that has ever happened to me before, I was stoked!

FRIDAY NIGHT:
Night isn't that busy, so I had 2 girls from college come down and hang out. I got them a few drinks, but nothing was gonna happen because they were being doo-doo-heads. There was this other blonde girl there who I had seen once before and she was SMOKIN! I sneaked away from the other girls and talked to her for about a minute and told her she looked good and said I would buy her a drink later. At about 12 or 1am there was a fight and I handled it well (3 guys ended up laying on the ground) and I carried this one dude out and had him arrested. Unfortunately I got his blood all over my arm... but I was pumped and it looked sexy for sure. The 2 boring girls I had come were scared so they left, but the blonde girl was still there. I went up to her all jacked up and I said, "oh you got a drink already, wanna go upstairs and hang out". She said yeah, so I took her by the hand and we went up to the VIP. We started making out and I ended up hitting it on the clock upstairs for abotu a half hour... I busted in her mouth (THAT EJACULOID WORKS!!!) it took her 3 gulps to swallow it!! lol

That was just pre-game though, so she waited for me until I got off and we went back to her place. I knocked it out for 2 hours and gave her like 15 orgasms and made her squirt a few times, GRRRR! When we came into the living room there were like 10 people there eavesdropping and peeking at us haha.

SUNDAY:
I was bored so I got on myspace and message this hot girl I never talked to before. We chatted on yahoo, and 2 hours later she picked me up from my house. We hung out all day and she spent the night. The next morning (yesterday) I hit it then she left. Right after that I went to the gym for one of the best workouts I've had in a long time... and CHECK THIS I ran out of Test 2 weeks ago so I'm only on tren and deca ! I'm loving life. **** MY EX!

[Panzerfaust]

I call


wtf? pics?

[pepperoni]

i am gunna gree with Murilo here...... were u counting out how many orgasms she had?

[Superhuman]

i am gunna gree with Murilo here...... were u counting out how many orgasms she had?

lol it was at least 10 i know that!

[Superhuman]

wtf? pics?

Should i put a pic up? One of them's on myspace, the other one's on facebook... i'd feel bad to post pics...

[MFT81]

BS or not Im gonna pretend it was totally real and live vicariously through it all,

I dont even want pics, already have the chicks planned out how they should look in my head.

[Superhuman]

here is a pic of each... i may as well - i doubt anybody on here would know them. If you do know them, SHHHHH!!!! don't tell them i posted their pics cause I don't wanna burn a bridge! lol

Club girl: (the one on the right)

Myspace girl:

[rubix6]

lol it was at least 10 i know that!

she was def lying...
that is almost impossible for a girl

[chest6]

lol u whore

yeah I dunno bout 10...the most I gave a girl was 3 or 4 and that was hours...

[Superhuman]

she was def lying...
that is almost impossible for a girl

are you kidding????? not to be rude, but wow i take pride in what I do... the most I have induced is about 18 and that was in less than 2 hours with my ex. I can tell when a woman has a real orgasm... i've had one girl try to fake it and I stopped because it pissed me off.

[RA]

she was def lying...
that is almost impossible for a girl

Not true

Im not saying its an everytime thing..avg 3-5 but 12 has been done many times.

[RA]

are you kidding????? not to be rude, but wow i take pride in what I do... the most I have induced is about 18 and that was in less than 2 hours with my ex. I can tell when a woman has a real orgasm... i've had one girl try to fake it and I stopped because it pissed me off.

Me2, cant fake the gush.

[PROTEINSHAKE]

lol u whore

yeah I dunno bout 10...the most I gave a girl was 3 or 4 SECONDS.

EDITED

[Panzerfaust]

Ok, now who is who in those pics and what did she "do"?

[Superhuman]

Ok, now who is who in those pics and what did she "do"?

oh man the 2nd girl seems like a good girl so I don't want to talk shit i'll be respectful... the 1st girl asked me what my name was when my penis was in her hand! she took it 3/4 of the way which was impressive... i got on top of her and f*cked her throat... choked her while i pounded it... slapped her a$$... made her squirt about 5 times soaking the sheets... her legs were shaking... i spit in her mouth while she was screaming "ohhhhh my gawwwd".

we left the door to her room open so people kept peeking in, and when we went to the kitchen EVERYBODY was staring at us it was great.

THE BEST PART: before she came up to the VIP and fvcked me this was all we had said to eachother

"hi"
"hey"
"you look gooood tonight"
"thanks"
"wanna drink?"
"sure"
-fight breaks out, afterwards i go up to her all pumped-
"wanna go upstairs and chill"
"sure" wink

haha i guess i am a ho

[Receiver84]

i spit in her mouth while she was screaming "ohhhhh my gawwwd".

This is completely absurd!!!! Talk about

[Superhuman]

This is completely absurd!!!! Talk about

...this is just my way of getting over my ex.

Anybody else have stories like this???

[MFT81]

^^^^ DO I EVE--no, no i dont........

[Superhuman]

the 2nd girls coming over right now and she's gonna give me a ride to the gym... so i better close this! LOL

come on I know somebody has funny/sexy stories lets hear them! I haven't had a shot of Test in 2 freakin weeks but I'm a horny beast!!!!!! ROAR! lol

[juicy_brucy]

Shit like that used to happen to me all the time. I believe ya. No big deal to me.

[Superhuman]

Shit like that used to happen to me all the time. I believe ya. No big deal to me.

lets hear some stories, after being in and out of a relationship for 5 years I'm ready to start pimpin again. give me some ideas, bro!

[lightwaytbaby]

k...kind of shitty, but went to a party hooked up with a dirty first thing in the bathroom, later that night hooked up with another girl in her bedroom(her party)...then called the ex on the way home drunk, all with the same dizzick...thats called the trifecta my man!!!

[Superhuman]

k...kind of shitty, but went to a party hooked up with a dirty first thing in the bathroom, later that night hooked up with another girl in her bedroom(her party)...then called the ex on the way home drunk, all with the same dizzick...thats called the trifecta my man!!!

nice... most i've had in one night is 2 - i'm gonna have to try to achieve that

[Stock]

A guy was fighting with his girl at a party I was at in college, and I thought it was going to get physical, so I asked him to calm down and quit disrespecting his girlfriend. Anyway he gets pissed and leaves the party. Later that night guess who I was fvcking, yep... I continued to hit it whenever I wanted for months after. No strings... The best thing is she told him that she wanted to break up because she and I fvcked all that night. He tried to get back together numerous times, knowing all along I was killing it and he couldnt do a damn thing about it.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Send me a PM of those pics that were removed

[STYLE74]

Nice job superhuman, that's what I like to hear!!

[gigem]

I call


wtf? pics?

gotta have pics

[Receiver84]

Isn't this the same chick ( that you ditched) that was going to move from Colorado for you. The one that was on the site for a while asking about it. She made it seem like you were the one with honesty issues.......Guess not!

[Superhuman]

Isn't this the same chick ( that you ditched) that was going to move from Colorado for you. The one that was on the site for a while asking about it. She made it seem like you were the one with honesty issues.......Guess not!

the girl I just broke up with is the same one... I still love her but I don't know what to do because there is absolutely no trust on either side. I here songs all day that make me think of her and I'll get sad. I could see myself with her for the rest of my life if it weren't for the fact that I have NO trust for her... and she definitely has none for me either. Relationships are such hard work

[gigem]

just fvckn w ya sh i believe ya bro now post some pics haha

[numbat]

Damn ..Wish i had weekends like that.

[LawMan018]

Well lucky you, all I'm getting is uglies posting how sexy I am on myspace and wanna get to know me! Maybe I should lower my standards

[Superhuman]

Well lucky you, all I'm getting is uglies posting how sexy I am on myspace and wanna get to know me! Maybe I should lower my standards

word, haha that always works - j/k you'll end up feeling dirty afterwards

[Prada]

lol@ ejaculoid.
Im happy for you man, kinda miss working at clubs because I got laid ALOT when I did, untill it started causing sh*t all the time. I pretend to play hard to get

[number twelve]

nice work bro. does the ejacluloid do anything else besides give u big loads?

[nyjetsfan86]

the first girl had herpes of the mouth.....sorry superhuman you now have the gift that keeps on giving as well

[Superhuman]

the first girl had herpes of the mouth.....sorry superhuman you now have the gift that keeps on giving as well

oh snap are you serious!?!

[Superhuman]

YO! My ex has been lying to me so I decided to have fun tonight.. there was a bachelorette party @ the club and they didn't have a stripper so I was flirting with them all all night and set it up to come to their hotel room later. I get a ride over and they're all in the hot tub topless... six of them. I strip a little bit and we all drink and it was great. They were all fine and GAWD I was horny. Unfortunately they were all married except one who was engaged and the bride-to-be.... so I didn't really get any action but STILL it was nice and I thought I would share

[Carlos_E]

THURSDAY NIGHT:
I'm at work and it's really busy, but for some reason nobody wants to act up and I'm bored as hell. This thick girl comes up to me and tells me how sexy I am, blah, blah, blah, and asks me to dance. I told her "I can't dance because I'm working and I kinda wanted to get paid!" She pulls out a $50 and tells me she would give it to me for a lapdance upstairs in the empty VIP. I said, "okay!" lol and went up there with her. I move my hips for her a little bit, then she takes my snake out and gives me head... SHE PAID ME TO SUCK MY PENIS!!! Then, she said she was so turned on that she pulled out a wad of cash ($1,000) and asked me to have sex with her and her friend! I said sure, but I don't get off for another 2 hours. Unfortunately her friend was driving and didn't want to wait but anyway, nothing like that has ever happened to me before, I was stoked!

YO! My ex has been lying to me so I decided to have fun tonight.. there was a bachelorette party @ the club and they didn't have a stripper so I was flirting with them all all night and set it up to come to their hotel room later. I get a ride over and they're all in the hot tub topless... six of them. I strip a little bit and we all drink and it was great. They were all fine and GAWD I was horny. Unfortunately they were all married except one who was engaged and the bride-to-be.... so I didn't really get any action but STILL it was nice and I thought I would share

Congratulations. You're now a prostitute and stripper. You should be proud.

[Superhuman]

Congratulations. You're now a prostitute and stripper. You should be proud.

It's different for a guy, right? Unlike the females who do it, my motivation is not money it's pleasure so that makes it okay i think...