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    Never realized how much people slap my ass until it became excruciating

    Sometimes when I jack sustanon in my ass it makes the whole thing hurt for a day or two or if i inject in the wrong spot it will hurt and swell up to the point where it hurts when I sit down or roll over in bed.

    Anyway lately I notice how often people slap me in the ass, like "hey you're looking a lot bigger" SLAP or if I' m out with girls they'll just be like "you have a nice ass haha" SLAP which normally would be an exciting thing because then it gives me the opportunity to slap their ass right back but it just hurts and I need to keep a totally straight face and not say anything or else it's like.. why does your ass hurt? Anyone else get this?

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    uhhhh

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    I suggest you and your b/f start using KY.
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    bwhahahaha

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    lol, weird thread.

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    lol weird.

    My roommate hit me in the delt a few weeks back and I grimaced hes like o come on that couldnt have hurt u puss

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    My ass HURTS too, but it doesnt get slapped often enough to become a problem, so I feel half your pain brotha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    My ass HURTS too, but it doesnt get slapped often enough to become a problem, so I feel half your pain brotha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    My ass HURTS too, but it doesnt get slapped often enough to become a problem, so I feel half your pain brotha..

    ahhh, you must be pitching...good thinking!

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    "I dont mean to sound gay or anything but I think you've got a really sweet ass!"

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    Girls slap your ass and giggle? Are you sure you're old enough to be a member of thsi board. The age min. is 18...this sounds like things that happened to me when I was in grade 6.


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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Girls slap your ass and giggle? Are you sure you're old enough to be a member of thsi board. The age min. is 18...this sounds like things that happened to me when I was in grade 6.

    at age 12??/

    damn, i am old.. all they did at 12 was................. oh wait.. now i remember, truth or dare..

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    when i ran a prop course a year or so ago my delts were onfire for days after injections. I was working as a bouncer and it was only then that i realised everyone slapped me on the shoulder when they left. "goodnite mate," etc, SLAP SLAP on my delt! Timm tried to not scream lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I suggest you and your b/f start using KY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Girls slap your ass and giggle? Are you sure you're old enough to be a member of thsi board. The age min. is 18...this sounds like things that happened to me when I was in grade 6.

    youve been missing out then... started too early

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    youve been missing out then... started too early
    LOL, no way man, thats childs play. A girl seriously slappin my ass at this point I would think they are immature. My friends who are girls aren't like that (thank god) and those who dont know me would never dare, and if they did I would tell them to piss off.

    I learned a long time ago the guys who brag about this or like this kinda shit must have low self-esteem or something. I mean its embarrassing imo.

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    i'm a senior in college. that means the youngest girls ill hook up with are 18-19, they get drunk, they slap asses and giggle. jesus christ, sue me.

    can't even post about a legitimate side effect of anabolic steroids that get injected in your ass, ON A STEROID FORUM without people being like 'oh it's because you take it in the ass!' real mature

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I suggest you and your b/f start using KY.
    Lmao, good one!

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