Worst story up to date of my friend blowing up my spot at the bar.

[CoreyTampa09]

Aright guys well here it is. I go out to the bar by my college last night just to chill out and drink a beer. IM having a good time chillin with my buddy who is gunna be 21 next week and his older brother who is 26. Mind you guys im 19, 20 this July. So we are sitting there and this gorgeous brunette walks in with 3 of her friends. This girl was absolutely gorgeous and my type, 5'7 125ish, ridiculous ass showing from the dress she was wearing, 34 B's, blue eyes just stunning. After like 20 minutes I made the move once I saw she was making eye contact. We start talking blah blah and shes 22 and just graduated from FSU. Im thinking like well ****, but i can work it. So im like listen I dont wanna shoot myself in the foot here or anything but your a lil older than man, im 21 entering my senior year(YES A LIE). Shes like well honestly, your gorgeous and a good conversationist so im not gunna let it affect anything. So investing like an hour here of good talking to this girl, whos my type a good girl not drinking has her own place yada yada and here it comes the TNT, friggin bombs over baghdad style.

My friend whos a little drunk steps in and says "Corey, we are getting outta here in a lil bit. Do you have an ID to get into whiskey park. Im like uhhhhhh, yeah mine. Hes like no a fake."IM thinking, Im like well way to **** up my potential **** and everything for tonight. So I try and act like nothing happened and then im like listen, not to sound sketchy, but i kinda got caught DUI with Read the board rules. No rec drug references. and my id is confiscated until I get my new one.

MIND YOU GUYS, i was working my shit, had her goin and was even fightin off a mother hen who wasn't giving me the time of day since she was beat and i was mackin on her friend.

Moral of the story is....**** there is no moral

[CSAR]

This reads like you're still drunk.

[NotSmall]

This reads like you're still drunk.

YUP! So lemme get this straight Corey, you tried to make it better with this girl by telling her you were caught drink driving in possesion of Read the board rules. No rec drug references. ? - SMOOTH!

[stocky121]

YUP! So lemme get this straight Corey, you tried to make it better with this girl by telling her you were caught drink driving in possesion of Read the board rules. No rec drug references. ? - SMOOTH!

LMFAO

yeah you should have went with your 3 years younger it still would have looked better

[CoreyTampa09]

yeah, I write like shiiiiettt and i wasnt drunk at all.

yes it wasnt the smoothest - BUT I GOT A CALL TODAY APOLOGIZING ABOUT HER MOTHER HEN FRIEND AND TO DO SOMETHING TONIGHT! - SO

[number twelve]

honestly bro i have never met a girl that didnt wanan hookup withme cause i was younger

[Dobie-BOY]

honestly bro i have never met a girl that didnt wanan hookup withme cause i was younger

honestly Ive never met at girl that wanted to hook up with me.