??? **Enema** ???

[C_Bino]

Does anybody know what this is? Webb keeps askin me about it, sayin his gf says shes wants him to get one. Is it some type of haircut or somethin? I dont know all of his hill-billy slang.

Anyways I figured we are all friends here so he wont mind me posting this up. He sounded all nervous when he was askin me about it and told me not to mention it to anyone, but this is what friedns are for.

I know his gf is really bugging him about it and said it will make things more fun in the bed.

[Random]

LOL uh unless im confused its a bowel cleansing.

CD

[Random]

Is this a joke Bino?

[Random]

LOL i was right here u go bino

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

CD

[Random]

and btw ...porn stars get them sometimes before a backdoor type of film....

[anaBROLIC]

must be a joke...lol

[C_Bino]

Oh ok. Shit I hope WEBB isnt embarrassed in that case.

I dunno what him and his lady are into but well I guess that explains that than.

[Random]

LOL this is gonna be a good thread

[Lexed]

hahah poor webb

[WEBB]

It was first reccomended to me by a Mr.Hyoko...I was unsure at first but he told me that he uses it daily with his oral beef injections and it has really helped him...He also suggested i try and give him one of his daily pearl necklaces as they have really cleared up his face and ass acne.... Now i wont lie, I was nervous at first, but after a bit of talking i really came through for him and he has been a true friend ever since....The only side effects so far from him taking these Enema's, beef injections, and pearl necklaces have been hallucinations of jellyfish and extreme facial mutations...and from what he looked like before it is a huge improvment, to say the least....

Now i am no hill-billy, but Mr.Hyoko's mom/sister thinks i should really look into them.... now she/he is one fine looking lady/man so she cant be wrong...

Any help is greatly appreciated....

[Lexed]

Enema Is it some type of haircut or somethin?

hall of shame qoute lol

[Prada]

Wait a minute, Bino are you trying to mask WEBBs sexuality by saying his "GF"?
I remember WEBB was asking me for some topical enema he could use to tighten him up, was saying over the decades he has lost sensation.

[WEBB]

Mr.Hyoko=Bino

[WEBB]

Wait a minute, Bino are you trying to mask WEBBs sexuality by saying his "GF"?
I remember WEBB was asking me for some topical enema he could use to tighten him up, was saying over the decades he has lost sensation.

Is that the same stuff you use on your mouth....

[dupa95]

she probaly did not tell him about the strap on part. LOL

[Prada]

Is that the same stuff you use on your mouth....

Its the "extra strength" version, I use regular

[C_Bino]

OK so did we come to a concensus about what this is?

Im still thinking its a haircut, but CD is tellign me its somethign to do with Webbs rectum.

[WEBB]

Bino...i heard a funny story just a while ago....this guy, complete loser, gets up in the middle of the night to take a mad whizz, once he is done goes back to bed alll happy and stuff....wakes up the next morning and goes to the bathroom and brushes his teeth with the water in the sink, only he realizes he pissed in the sink last night and it stayed in the sink all night....

Now how come your breathe smells funny and your teeth are yellow....

[C_Bino]

****in jellyfish...that's all I gotta say.

[C_Bino]

Who is gonna be serious and stop joking around? Honestly, I try to come in here and help a brotha out...he's clearly got no balls and his girl drags him through the mud. All you guys wanna do is joke around and not help him out.

I feel bad for him, he has no friends, hes a virgin and hes got an ugly haircut. The least we can do is help him shoot a hot creamy stream of water up his ass.

[Lexed]

An enema is procedure used for clearing the bowel and colon of fecal matter. The enema introduces liquid, usually water and sodium bicarbonate or sodium phosphate, by means of a bulb or enema bag, into the anus and thus to the bowel and colon. This tends to stimulate the bowel to release fecal matter.

The enema can also mean introduction of any substances into the bloodstream via the anus. People with severe nausea are sometimes given an enema containing anti-nausea medication. Instead of the liquid form of the cleansing enema, this type of substance introduction is usually in the form of a suppository. People with high fevers and nausea may benefit from suppositories containing acetaminophen that can quickly bring down a fever because it reaches the blood stream more quickly. Suppository medications are commonly used in the UK, but are not quite as popular in the US.

An enema can be performed at home. People with bowel impaction or severe constipation might be told to use one. They are often available for purchase at local drug stores. Most people, unless constipation is exceptionally severe, prefer to benefit from using laxatives instead, which also result in clearing the bowel and colon through a much less uncomfortable procedure.

Some enemas still contain mineral oil, and this is not preferred by most people. Mineral oil may cause leakage of the bowel, which cannot be controlled, for up to a day after the enema is administered. The water-based enema is considered just as effective and it is easier to control bowel movements after the enema is given.

Certain medical tests may require the use of an enema. An enema may be standard procedure prior to a colonoscopy, since fecal matter can obscure the test. Also, some tests are performed using a barium enema. An enema containing barium, a radioactive substance, can help visualize the gastrointestinal tract and any possible problems. The barium enema is usually given right before x-rays of the intestines are taken.

It used to be quite common for pregnant women going into labor, or who were past their due date to have an enema. This was thought to provoke greater labor pains and speed labor. It was also thought more sanitary, since fecal matter would not be passed during strong contractions. This is seldom performed now, and was a source of discomfort to many women for numerous years. If any fecal matter is passed during labor and delivery it is simply quickly cleaned up.

Some people believe that occasional cleaning of the bowel through an enema promotes greater health, although there is little evidence that it is necessary as a part of an overall health regimen. This belief became popular at the advent of the 20th century, and some still adhere to it. People may have enemas performed as an alternative medicine procedure, in the belief that it will clear the body of toxins and strengthen the muscles of the colon.

[taiboxa]

pgcl > any enema

[C_Bino]

Guys I just got word from Webb. He had to sign off the board for the rest of the day. Said the embarrassment is just too much for him. But keep all the comments coming, he's really desperate for some help.

[lil'Taylor]

I've been gone way too long...

And trust me.. mine is exit only..

[dupa95]

girl drags him through the mud. LOL LOL I hope not oh man is that a good one. hope he's in the bath tub LOL LOL LOL

[perfectbeast2001]

try overdosing on DNP and go to the hospital. They will give you a free ice enema. The ultimate kinky near death bum fun experience!

[spywizard]

pgcl > any enema

Yep.. best enema (I'm not an expert) I can think of.. and clean you out?? without the annoying anal invasion of a tube up your butt...

[king6]

he uses it daily with his oral beef injections

[WEBB]

I aint off now Bino.... just helping you out with your "problem"

If anyone wants to know i will tell them, but Bino asked me to keep it off the open board....

[taiboxa]

they ARE ACCOUNT SWAPPIN! BAN EM BOTH NOW!!!

BAN CANADA!!! BAN CANADA!!!

[taiboxa]

im sorry.. i uh.. had alot of sugar today

[lil'Taylor]

That was pretty intense Tai...

[WEBB]

TAi....stop eating so much cake brotha.....

[taiboxa]

TAi....stop eating so much cake brotha.....

otay

[PeteyK]

there is no way this wasnt a joke

[spywizard]

there is no way this wasnt a joke

Now, you aren't sure are you??

[WEBB]

It aint a joke.....