Anyone here hook up for NSA "love" on Craigslist?

**Mike Dura** · 05-31-2007, 10:52 PM

Why not take advantage of your physique? I mean, you work hard and get lean your "market value" clearly shoots up a bit. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Last night, I met 28 y.o. woman in queens and we just had hours of fun! We met for coffee and she was all giddy and than she sits herself next to me and starts groping my legs and tells me, "I definately want to F you." It's like something out of a pipe dream yet it's very real. This is going to be one fun summer! I recommend the adventure highly.

**DSM4Life** · 06-01-2007, 04:43 AM

There is nothing wrong with dating online but be careful. I would be asking myself, if this girl was this agressive with me how may other guys did she do the same with ?!

Good luck.

**Kale** · 06-01-2007, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

There is nothing wrong with dating online but be careful. I would be asking myself, if this girl was this agressive with me how may other guys did she do the same with ?!

Good luck.

Who cares, you can bet the guys she has been with have fvcked way more girls than she has guys so what the difference

**DSM4Life** · 06-01-2007, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Who cares, you can bet the guys she has been with have fvcked way more girls than she has guys so what the difference

When you wake up with some STD's i would care. Maybe thats just me.

**Kale** · 06-01-2007, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

When you wake up with some STD's i would care. Maybe thats just me.

Come on dude whats the difference between a guy that sleeps around and a girl ? Answer = Society says the guy is a stud and the girl is a slut... go figure

RA · 06-01-2007, 06:32 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

When you wake up with some STD's i would care. Maybe thats just me.

x2..

**ginkobulloba** · 06-01-2007, 06:35 AM

I'm with Kale on this one. We've got antibiotics for most shit and it should go without saying that you ought to be wrapping up little Elvis before he heads into combat. If I didn't live in the land of tight little poontang, I'd be hitting up the net for sure and banging lots of eligible sluts.

Smoke em' if ya got em'

**Carlos_E** · 06-01-2007, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

When you wake up with some STD's i would care. Maybe thats just me.

Originally Posted by roidattack

x2..

x3 .

**kfrost06** · 06-01-2007, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

When you wake up with some STD's i would care. Maybe thats just me.

Originally Posted by roidattack

x2...

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

x3

x4...

**nalbano34** · 06-01-2007, 09:41 AM

Minus 1

**spywizard** · 06-01-2007, 09:43 AM

never ever giv your real name, address, or where you work.. or your phone # if you can help it..

buy a 2nd prepaid phone from target, and give that # out only..

good luck

**NotSmall** · 06-01-2007, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

never ever giv your real name, address, or where you work.. or your phone # if you can help it..

buy a 2nd prepaid phone from target, and give that # out only..

good luck

lol The voice of experience!

Go Mikey - fuck 'em all!

**gixxerboy1** · 06-01-2007, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by nalbano34

Minus 1

x2..

**kfrost06** · 06-01-2007, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

x2..

I thought you said you were getting married? You still hook up with bimbos for one night stands?

**gixxerboy1** · 06-01-2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by kfrost06

I thought you said you were getting married? You still hook up with bimbos for one night stands?

no. But I'm minusing 1 that if i was single I'm not going to not have sex with a girl because it seemed to easy and she could possible maybe have an std.

**Act of God** · 06-01-2007, 10:23 AM

To quote Margaret Cho: The only thing sketchier than cruisin for ass on Myspace is cruisin for ass on Craigslist.

I look at the ads all the time for laughs, but it seems really...really sketchy. Especially the casual encounters section. holy HIV!

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

When you wake up with some STD's i would care. Maybe thats just me.

Exactly, only a ****ing tool would go out banging chicks every night. Its risky enough just meeting someone and dating them and to come pout clean let alone having one night encounters.

**** that!

*Goes to craigslist.org*

**Carlos_E** · 06-01-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Act of God

To quote Margaret Cho: The only thing sketchier than cruisin for ass on Myspace is cruisin for ass on Craigslist.

I look at the ads all the time for laughs, but it seems really...really sketchy. Especially the casual encounters section. holy HIV!

**skr0w** · 06-01-2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by kfrost06

x4...

x 5 lol

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:08 PM

I like the agressive ones! Bring em on. If I don't like it I'll just kick her ass. I can take her! I lift weights.

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

There is nothing wrong with dating online but be careful. I would be asking myself, if this girl was this agressive with me how may other guys did she do the same with ?!

Good luck.

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:11 PM

No problem. Condoms! Actually, HIV is much less of a concern than the one's that are easy to catch. If you have unprotected sex (vaginal/penile) with an person HIV you have a 1 in 500 chance of catching it. I wear a condom b/c of the other annoying things you can catch. I've definately been around but I never caught an STD and I get a battery of tests every 6 mos. It's all good.

Originally Posted by Act of God

To quote Margaret Cho: The only thing sketchier than cruisin for ass on Myspace is cruisin for ass on Craigslist.

I look at the ads all the time for laughs, but it seems really...really sketchy. Especially the casual encounters section. holy HIV!

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 12:13 PM

It took me a minute to undertsand what "NSA" meant.

I looked on there, that has to be some sketchy stuff and there are no pics, wtf?

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:15 PM

That sounds like good advice. I played it risky on that one. I've been lucky. Incidentally, on my post, I posted "Gays, bi-sexuals, and she-males please don't respond. Yet, I get shit loads of responses from them. As much as I love the gay community even they have some dopey ones out there.

Originally Posted by spywizard

never ever giv your real name, address, or where you work.. or your phone # if you can help it..

buy a 2nd prepaid phone from target, and give that # out only..

good luck

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 12:17 PM

Check this shit out:

Originally Posted by craiglist.org

I am available in the Sherman area for a quickie......100 for 30min

Will not send out pics...........found out that too many of you men are just pic collectors.

I however do require a picture of you and the location you would like to play........most anyplace is fine with me as long as you are close.

Dont send me hateful emails because I wont send you a pic............Im fine, young, and ready.

Wtf? She thinks someone should just come to that location and screw her without seeing a pic?

That's all you Mike...

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:17 PM

There are plenty of pics. On my post I used the same pics I posted on here. IT's funny but alot of the guys post pics of their cacks! I don't think that's the way to persuade a woman. Better to post a nice face or body pic at least in general. You gotta wonder about some people's instincts. But the cack pics are funny! Some of those dudes have big guns! LoL

Originally Posted by muriloninja

It took me a minute to undertsand what "NSA" meant.

I looked on there, that has to be some sketchy stuff and there are no pics, wtf?

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:21 PM

I would check it out if it were close by. If she turned out to be fugly I'd tell her, hey you said you were good looking but it looks like someone beat you with an ugly stick and you wasted my time to boot. Ah, I'd probably let her blow me as a consolation prize! Just not the fat chicks b/c the "looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand" and hotdogs down the hallway doesn't cut it for me.

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Check this shit out:

Wtf? She thinks someone should just come to that location and screw her without seeing a pic?

That's all you Mike...

**Growingpains** · 06-01-2007, 12:23 PM

Be careful bro, you don't want the clap. or worse....

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 12:27 PM

I found Mike:

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cas/340848602.html

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I would check it out if it were close by. If she turned out to be fugly I'd tell her, hey you said you were good looking but it looks like someone beat you with an ugly stick and you wasted my time to boot. Ah, I'd probably let her blow me as a consolation prize! Just not the fat chicks b/c the "looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand" and hotdogs down the hallway doesn't cut it for me.

You would have to be crazy to go check that out. For all you know it's a crack head looking to shank somebody for a fix.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-01-2007, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I found Mike:

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cas/340848602.html

I guess he is on a bulker in that pic

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:34 PM

LoL. I thought you actually posted mine. It's easy to find and by making a post here I knew some would check it out. I obviously don't care b/c I don't think I'll ever meet anyone from AR.

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I guess he is on a bulker in that pic

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 12:41 PM

Ok, seriously here is the REAL Mike Dura:

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cas/340086257.html

**gixxerboy1** · 06-01-2007, 12:41 PM

I has some one pm me on here because they use the same pic on my space and the recognized me

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:57 PM

LMAO. That guy is way too sexy! Mine was pure birthday suite and I told them that I was sexually sane and generally nice? LOL. Sometimes yah gotta lie! Actually, I am kind of nice but not very sane. Who is?

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Ok, seriously here is the REAL Mike Dura:

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cas/340086257.html

**kfrost06** · 06-01-2007, 12:58 PM

This has got to be the funniest thread I've seen!

**Mike Dura** · 06-01-2007, 12:58 PM

You can tell a crack whore from a mile a way. Furthermore, crack hoes don't really have access to computers and where they do, I'm sure they'd make little use of them because they are too cracked out to bother. I'm not worried about that.

Originally Posted by muriloninja

You would have to be crazy to go check that out. For all you know it's a crack head looking to shank somebody for a fix.

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 01:31 PM

I would try to find your real profile but i've seen enough cock browsing for it to last me a lifetime. Some sick ****ers out there, got their schlongs hanging out and guts going every which way.

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

You can tell a crack whore from a mile a way. Furthermore, crack hoes don't really have access to computers and where they do, I'm sure they'd make little use of them because they are too cracked out to bother. I'm not worried about that.

Yeah, but what if she has a friend or it's really some guy wanting to rape you or shank you?

I'm just saying you better pack some heat with you, and i dont mean your schlong.

**Superhuman** · 06-01-2007, 02:20 PM

I met a girl on craigslist once and she turned out to be the client of one of my best friends, who is a personal trainer in Atlanta. Atlanta is a HUGE city and he only has a few clients so what are the chances of that?!? We had sex and it was alright

**Panzerfaust** · 06-01-2007, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

I met a girl on craigslist once and she turned out to be the client of one of my best friends, who is a personal trainer in Atlanta. Atlanta is a HUGE city and he only has a few clients so what are the chances of that?!? We had sex and it was alright

Well hell, we all might as well try it at this rate.

"Hi my name is muriloninja, I like **** so meet me on 123 Main St at 9pm tonight. I've got a tube steak smothered in underwear waiting for you baby"

Wonder how many hits I would get with that?