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    Need Advice on CHICK at GYM! LOL

    ok, HOT chick at gym.. very dedicated i see her there alot.. looks like she is gettin redy for the comp that is in 2 weeks...

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    she is always there w/ this dood.. appears to be her bf.. but might be brother/friend? cant really tell...

    HOW WOULD U APPROACH THIS SITUATION?
    not how SHOULD but how WOULD you..

    dont want any of this.. i would flex and make her fall in love w/ me while i beat the krap outta her bf kinda stuff.. lol .. bino!

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    If she is with some guy why would she wont your fat crazy ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    If she is with some guy why would she wont your fat crazy ass?
    OUCH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    If she is with some guy why would she wont your fat crazy ass?
    YOU said i was cute!

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    hahaha....you could ask if that dude is her trainer..personally ide just check out her ass every now and then and probably leave it at that.

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    I was drunk

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    when I see a girl I like I take my shirt off infront of a mirror at the gym and start flexin that always works

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank
    hahaha....you could ask if that dude is her trainer..personally ide just check out her ass every now and then and probably leave it at that.
    yeah.. she does 15min of cardio after she lifts.. . its on the TREADMILL INFRONT OF ME (i know i put my self behind her) and i watch as she goes up to a GRADE of 15!!! so steep it makes her ass cheeks REALLY ROUND OUT NICELY! (very HOT.. no dimples or cellulite!)

    it makes my cardio go by SO FAST!!!!!
    he isnt her trainer.. dood barely knows how to do a DB ROW let alone anything beyond that.. while she has the most amazing form on all her lifts and breathing is perfect too

    oh shit im a stalker.. excuse me while i go off my self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    when I see a girl I like I take my shirt off infront of a mirror at the gym and start flexin that always works
    Sure it does

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    Just go up and introduce yourself. Tell her you have seen her around alot and that her and her bf are really dedicated and to keep up the good work. If its not her bf, she will let you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleHead320lb
    Just go up and introduce yourself. Tell her you have seen her around alot and that her and her bf are really dedicated and to keep up the good work. If its not her bf, she will let you know.
    he doesnt do shit.. he just fallows her round like a lap dog

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    start lifting in nothing but a thong...if she likes what she sees youll know

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyK
    start lifting in nothing but a thong...if she likes what she sees youll know
    cant even work out in tank tops that reveal anything more than the arms.. lol we have some nice strict rules at my fancy lil gym!

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    Ask her for a spot. Then do your set, and get the convo going from there. Then amog this other guy by saying something like "you seem pretty dedicated, but your friend here doesn't look like he knows what he's doing." The she'll let you know if he's with her or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldawg_28
    Ask her for a spot. Then do your set, and get the convo going from there. Then amog this other guy by saying something like "you seem pretty dedicated, but your friend here doesn't look like he knows what he's doing." The she'll let you know if he's with her or not.
    i will never train WITH a chic.. let alone ask one for a spot!
    i will TRAIN a chic and help them but that is it! and that is how it will always be..
    maybe i can ASK to spot her when she is doing her deep squats!

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    lol oh yes i can see it now..

    excuse me.. i just couldnt help but notice ur ass isnt going low enough w/ that weight on there.. would you mind if i spotted you while u go even lower with ur squats.. oh yeah make sure u go slower and really stick that ass out!

    oh yeah i forsee a nice lawsuit in my future.

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    ask her guy for spots and introduce yourself then he will introduce you to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x_moe
    ask her guy for spots and introduce yourself then he will introduce you to her.
    ROFL
    omg that is actually brilliaint! i kant believe i didnt think of that
    tomarrow is chest day.. i for see some good shit bout to happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    ok, HOT chick at gym.. very dedicated i see her there alot.. looks like she is gettin redy for the comp that is in 2 weeks...

    but..
    she is always there w/ this dood.. appears to be her bf.. but might be brother/friend? cant really tell...

    HOW WOULD U APPROACH THIS SITUATION?
    not how SHOULD but how WOULD you..

    dont want any of this.. i would flex and make her fall in love w/ me while i beat the krap outta her bf kinda stuff.. lol .. bino!
    You approach him first. This disarms them both. Ignore her her at first but be extra cool as to not give him the idea your hitting on him or that youre gay.
    I actually notice simply deepening your voice and taking on the serious masculine type role works simple enough.
    Ask him a stupid question about what he's doing (even if you already know) Talk about that subject for like a 1/2 min and act like your SOOO interested in what hes doing. But timing is key. You obviously dont want to do this when hes doing some shit like bench press.
    THAN ask them how they know each other. Its a perfectly logical question at this point.
    If he says BF, you can just tell them both "well it was a pleasure to meet you " and leave. (after tapering out of the conversation first)
    He says brother or just friend than theres a whole line of shit you can do next to get her interested. Point is to drop thier defenses to retrieve information. Than you can engage her at this point and preferably find out if she has any specific sticking point in her exercise routine.
    At this point its what you know. If you play it right you can be like "OMG I have the perfect exercise for you come here real quick" Dont make it sound like your asking, make it sound like your just telling her to follow you.

    Once she's isolated shes a lot more vulnerable and her whole b/language will change when she's away from the guy she is with. She'll prob open up a lot more to you too unless your a weirdo. You really gotta put your A game out though. Get her lau***ng, do some push/pull with her. Mixed signals. Make a statement of interest than fake ADD and change the subject like "OMG what is that guy doing?" and point at some jack ass doing 3/4 bench presses.

    Its like subliminal advertising and chick crack when you show some interest than completely disconnect and change the subject. This drives women nuts but also gives them a chance to reengage the topic in which case your gold. Get the digits and help her prep for her contest with some butt thrusts and squats. =]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    You approach him first. This disarms them both. Ignore her her at first but be extra cool as to not give him the idea your hitting on him or that youre gay.
    I actually notice simply deepening your voice and taking on the serious masculine type role works simple enough.
    Ask him a stupid question about what he's doing (even if you already know) Talk about that subject for like a 1/2 min and act like your SOOO interested in what hes doing. But timing is key. You obviously dont want to do this when hes doing some shit like bench press.
    THAN ask them how they know each other. Its a perfectly logical question at this point.
    If he says BF, you can just tell them both "well it was a pleasure to meet you " and leave. (after tapering out of the conversation first)
    He says brother or just friend than theres a whole line of shit you can do next to get her interested. Point is to drop thier defenses to retrieve information. Than you can engage her at this point and preferably find out if she has any specific sticking point in her exercise routine.
    At this point its what you know. If you play it right you can be like "OMG I have the perfect exercise for you come here real quick" Dont make it sound like your asking, make it sound like your just telling her to follow you.

    Once she's isolated shes a lot more vulnerable and her whole b/language will change when she's away from the guy she is with. She'll prob open up a lot more to you too unless your a weirdo. You really gotta put your A game out though. Get her lau***ng, do some push/pull with her. Mixed signals. Make a statement of interest than fake ADD and change the subject like "OMG what is that guy doing?" and point at some jack ass doing 3/4 bench presses.

    Its like subliminal advertising and chick crack when you show some interest than completely disconnect and change the subject. This drives women nuts but also gives them a chance to reengage the topic in which case your gold. Get the digits and help her prep for her contest with some butt thrusts and squats. =]
    TOO complicated! voice is deep enuff.. THANKS STEROIDS! but yeah definetly gotta remember talk to him first and butt thrusts w/ her.. DO NOT GET THIS PART BACKWARDS ><

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    just do what i told you, very easy and works wonders

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    Quote Originally Posted by x_moe
    just do what i told you, very easy and works wonders
    can i still call him Homeskillet when i ask him for spot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    can i still call him Homeskillet when i ask him for spot?
    ofcourse you can

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    let him know your a ninja too

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    Quote Originally Posted by x_moe
    let him know your a ninja too
    kant give away all secrets !

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    tai's gonna get shut down!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Biz
    tai's gonna get shut down!!
    SHOT Down.. and it wouldnt be the first.. gettin used to it by now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    You approach him first. This disarms them both. Ignore her her at first but be extra cool as to not give him the idea your hitting on him or that youre gay.
    I actually notice simply deepening your voice and taking on the serious masculine type role works simple enough.
    Ask him a stupid question about what he's doing (even if you already know) Talk about that subject for like a 1/2 min and act like your SOOO interested in what hes doing. But timing is key. You obviously dont want to do this when hes doing some shit like bench press.
    THAN ask them how they know each other. Its a perfectly logical question at this point.
    If he says BF, you can just tell them both "well it was a pleasure to meet you " and leave. (after tapering out of the conversation first)
    He says brother or just friend than theres a whole line of shit you can do next to get her interested. Point is to drop thier defenses to retrieve information. Than you can engage her at this point and preferably find out if she has any specific sticking point in her exercise routine.
    At this point its what you know. If you play it right you can be like "OMG I have the perfect exercise for you come here real quick" Dont make it sound like your asking, make it sound like your just telling her to follow you.

    Once she's isolated shes a lot more vulnerable and her whole b/language will change when she's away from the guy she is with. She'll prob open up a lot more to you too unless your a weirdo. You really gotta put your A game out though. Get her lau***ng, do some push/pull with her. Mixed signals. Make a statement of interest than fake ADD and change the subject like "OMG what is that guy doing?" and point at some jack ass doing 3/4 bench presses.

    Its like subliminal advertising and chick crack when you show some interest than completely disconnect and change the subject. This drives women nuts but also gives them a chance to reengage the topic in which case your gold. Get the digits and help her prep for her contest with some butt thrusts and squats. =]
    That is some good Sh*t there bro. You should do an advice column in a guys magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce000
    That is some good Sh*t there bro. You should do an advice column in a guys magazine.

    Def. good shit man! Tai keep us updated

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    SHOT Down.. and it wouldnt be the first.. gettin used to it by now..
    hahaha. you got it man. Your a f*ckin ninja!


    Ninjas dont fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce000
    That is some good Sh*t there bro. You should do an advice column in a guys magazine.
    yup yup yup

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    Tai, she is my Girlfriend, and my form aint that bad.....

    I like the idea of you introducing yourself to him and seeing what happens... he will see you as a non threat and will introduce you to her and you'll know her status too...also this is an easy in when she is there alone..

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Tai, she is my Girlfriend, and my form aint that bad.....

    I like the idea of you introducing yourself to him and seeing what happens... he will see you as a non threat and will introduce you to her and you'll know her status too...also this is an easy in when she is there alone..
    yeah.. i kan go up to her and go..
    "wheres homeskillet at?

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    throw in the "homeskillet" line is a sure fire way to get in her panties....LOL

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    so he's a lot bigger than you??? i mean you wont' go up to him.. so i assume, we knwo how nice of a guy you are..

    so how did it go?? did you score, or was it a crash and burn..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    so he's a lot bigger than you??? i mean you wont' go up to him.. so i assume, we knwo how nice of a guy you are..

    so how did it go?? did you score, or was it a crash and burn..
    i havnt done anything yet.. but i forsee quite the crash and burn about to unveil...

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    i give it a 90% chance of burning with a 95% chance of crashing also...but i would love to see it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    i give it a 90% chance of burning with a 95% chance of crashing also...but i would love to see it.....
    oh it will be grand.. i will take a digital audio recorder.. record te whole convo.. then i will add in some sound effects of cars crashing and people going AWWWwwwww

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    Hand her a note that only has this written on it:

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    Maybe she will find it cute? And if she doesn't she will most likely ask you what in the hell that is.
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