You ever get your ass kicked?

[Mike Dura]

I love the AR lounge. Here, you can talk about whatever you want including off-topic stuff. Right up my alley. Anyway, I'll never forget the good ass kickin I got in the summer of 89. I was a brawler (grappler more like it) and I considered myself "undefeated." When your a high school dude, anything that qualifies for a competition is fair game and you keep a tallly. Here's my "getting my ass kicked" story.

I was at this shin dig in the woods in a rival town (In high school segregation was contingent upon football rivalry). So this eightees chick with the Pat Benatar Leotard comes up to me and starts flirting and getting touchy. Unbeknownst to me, she was trying to get her ex boyfriend jelous and she succeeded.

I never even saw it coming. All the sudden I got up from the ground and I was all wet and couldn't make sense of it. I didn't know where I was. I didn't know I was at a party. Tabula Rasa, the slate was clean and that wet feeling, I discovered later, was my own blood. My friend went into a dramatic "save the wounded soldier mode" and he put me over his shoulder and ran through the woods like.....who's that retarted dude played by Tom Hanks in the nineties?

What happened? The guy sucker punched me and I'm here to attest to that fact that cheaters win! That concludes my "getting my ass kicked" story. I hope you enjoyed it. Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? Share your story and we can comiserate.

[scriptfactory]

I love the AR lounge. Here, you can talk about whatever you want including off-topic stuff. Right up my alley. Anyway, I'll never forget the good ass kickin I got in the summer of 89. I was a brawler (grappler more like it) and I considered myself "undefeated." When your a high school dude, anything that qualifies for a competition is fair game and you keep a tallly. Here's my "getting my ass kicked" story.

I was at this shin dig in the woods in a rival town (In high school segregation was contingent upon football rivalry). So this eightees chick with the Pat Benatar Leotard comes up to me and starts flirting and getting touchy. Unbeknownst to me, she was trying to get her ex boyfriend jelous and she succeeded.

I never even saw it coming. All the sudden I got up from the ground and I was all wet and couldn't make sense of it. I didn't know where I was. I didn't know I was at a party. Tabula Rasa, the slate was clean and that wet feeling, I discovered later, was my own blood. My friend went into a dramatic "save the wounded soldier mode" and he put me over his shoulder and ran through the woods like.....who's that retarted dude played by Tom Hanks in the nineties?

What happened? The guy sucker punched me and I'm here to attest to that fact that cheaters win! That concludes my "getting my ass kicked" story. I hope you enjoyed it. Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? Share your story and we can comiserate.

Haha. If they didn't win then no one would cheat... right?

Funny story. You got Forrest Gump'd through the woods.

[Mike Dura]

Right on the tip of my tongue. Forest! The guy hit hard. He weighed about 250 and outweighed me by 60 pounds. As far as fighting technique goes...tuff to say. I never even saw his face! He'll always remain a shadow to me.

Haha. If they didn't win then no one would cheat... right?

Funny story. You got Forrest Gump'd through the woods.

[Hoggage_54]

Right on the tip of my tongue. Forest! The guy hit hard. He weighed about 250 and outweighed me by 60 pounds. As far as fighting technique goes...tuff to say. I never even saw his face! He'll always remain a shadow to me.

Maybe you got your ass kicked by the girl

[Mike Dura]

Every time I hang out with that girl in the avatar I learn the hard way who's "wearing the pants." My little baby has no problem asserting herself but she's always fair.

Maybe you got your ass kicked by the girl

[MrNice]

I've never lost a fight, I had approx 50 fights growing up, first time I came close to losing was in prison.. Don't sucker punch the guy who weights 230 lbs and has been in since he was 15. ... lol.


Either way, losing a fight is 90% the attitude you took in to the fight. If you're ready to annihilate the guy by any means necessary you will almost always win.

It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.

[number twelve]

i have only been in one fight, it ended pretty quickly. i did a double leg take down and mounted him. then i was just holding him down, i didnt wanan hit him and i was telling him to chill. and he kept swinging at me and missing, so i headbutted him in the nose, broke it, blood everywhere. he was in complete shock i did it, i then had to hide in my friends dorm room cause the cops came. oh well thats my story of glory

[Dangerdan]

I had a guy break a beer bottle over my face once. Similar story to Mike. Didn't see it coming at all. All of the sudden I was on my back with blood everywhere. The guy hit me once and bolted. I was wearing glasses at the time which was lucky. I ended up with about 30 stitches, two black eyes and a broken nose. The ones you dont see always get you.

Since its fathers day and all. . . the best advice my dad ever gave me was, "if you're gonna fight, swing first." Sound advice.

[nalbano34]

I have never had issues with other guys except my buddy Frank. That son of a bitch would whip my ass every fight we got into. Fat boy would out-punch me and when I would go to the ground he would kill me there to. I remember mounting him once and him looking up at me saying " you really don't think you can hold me here". Rolled my ass and pounded me a few good times in the mug. It was always when I was drunk.....at least that is the excuse I am using!

[LawMan018]

I've never really gotten in a serious fight except Elementary school... I was picked on heavily in Middle School cause I was so scrawny but never beaten up or anything... Ionno, I just seem to get along with everyone, unless they're being assholes to my friends, then I give em the ol' evil eye

[doolo]

The worst was when i was 14 and i ate a particular type of mushrooms (hint hint) and i went to go watch a fight in some skate park. So i run down there and theres like 20 dudes shit kicking some guy. One of the shit kickers comes up to me and asks where im from. I told him and i guess i was from the wrong place in town cause it was my turn next.

One of the scariest experiences in my life. There were what seemed to be grown men beating my little 14 year old ass while i was high on mushrooms (will never ever touch drugs like that after that experience). They kicked my ass bad and when they were finshed and i came to i got up and started walking away from them. Some jerk off chased me down and asked if i wanted more, the next thing i knew his buddy takes a run at me with a bottle from behind and it didnt break over my head, just made a nice bottle off the back of the head type of sound. Then they had another round on me. I was just waiting for a knife to the ribs or somthin bad, i thought i was gonna die.

My back and head were all lumpy and purple cause all i could do was cover my face. Anyway, i have a perma injury from that one. If i dont warm up and stay flexible for workouts or anything really physical my traps always spasm and it hurts like a son of a bitch for days.

[Lexed]

what a pssy, same shit goes for kicking to the face when a person is down... no respect in a fight

[gixxerboy1]

My gf had a scumbag little brother. He was like 20. Well one night she calls and he is drunk and hit her. So i go there. And he is there with some friend. Like 6'2 240. I'm like ****. I gave her my truck keys in case anything happened. I beat up her brother and the other kid did nothing didn't even try and break it up. When we were leaving. I was standing by my truck waiting for her to unlock the door. And they jumped me from behind. I got knocked out and apparently kicked alot why i was down. I had a few bruised ribs and a broken eye socket. That sucked. It took about 2 years but they got worse.

[goodcents]

If a person attacks you, what is wrong with kicking them when they are down? (or for that matter hitting them with a handy nearby chair?) Btw, what happened to mr nice? Was he a banned member?

[goodcents]

Mike, love the avatarWe may not always agree, but we both know quality

[Stock]

I got jumped by a group of guys at a party one time. We were in a different town, and one of the guys that was with me left with one of the girls from this party. Needless to say, there were three of us left, the other buddy was finger banging one of the guys ex's, and 10-12 of them. All I remember is getting sucker punched and 2-3 of them kicking and punching me while I was down. luckily one decided he would jump on top swinging, now it was one on one. I was on my back and when I looked up, he was trying to do a jump in the air and come donw with one hard punch, I kicked him right in the balls, jumped up and started running through the neighborhood. Then the cops showed up and "escorted" me back to my car to leave.

[taiboxa]

i have had my ass kickd so MANY times LOL..
took a LONG time for me to THINK before i speak in my younger years ><

[Mike Dura]

Yeh, she's beautiful. She has a wonderful family too. The kind of people who'd always be there for you if you're in a pinch. I'm a lucky guy and I'm so inspired that I'm actually changing for the better. Vital people vitalize.

Mike, love the avatarWe may not always agree, but we both know quality

[Panzerfaust]

Every time I hang out with that girl in the avatar I learn the hard way who's "wearing the pants." My little baby has no problem asserting herself but she's always fair.

Is she a NSA from craigslist? WTF?

[Ya Dig?]

thats me in the purple t shirt

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...t=Video013.flv

[gixxerboy1]

thats me in the purple t shirt

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...t=Video013.flv

Thats somethnig to be proud of.

[Ya Dig?]

w.e hes my buddy we were just f*cking around but he got knocked out. if you notice he plants one good one on me right b4 he blacked out

[Ya Dig?]

i dont feel bad, as he weighs 230 and i weigh only 185



oh and i paid for his ankle that is fractured from the fall

[taiboxa]

i dont feel bad, as he weighs 230 and i weigh only 185



oh and i paid for his ankle that is fractured from the fall

bored since highschool is over?

[celticd]

Ye ive had several hidings and plenty of war wounds to prove it,all part of growing up
id a drunken fight with aguy one night,did ok for a while but with the drink i couldnt go the distance and had a nice black eye for my troubles,anyhow the nxt day i wake up and my prides after taking a bashing so i knock on his door and ask him outside
i wont go into details but iwas doing ok for a while,but he was much bigger and after a steady start i couldnt take the punches no more,so i end up getting 2 savage hidings within 12hrs..
i came through with my mate scrapping me of the ground,with another black eye to make the pair and a monster lip..ouch

[Mike Dura]

No. Craigslist is another story. I don't have the time to fool around and I'm changing my ways.

Is she a NSA from craigslist? WTF?

[ronan the barbarian]

my right pupil is bigger than the other after being hit with a chair over the back of my head,mistaken identity is a bitch.lol.

also had 6 teeth knocked out after i refused to get mugged.

i just took the pick of my teeth,and it happened 10 yrs ago

[x_moe]

my mom still kicks my ass

[thetank]

Read the board rules. no rec drug references.

[ronan the barbarian]

Read the board rules. no rec drug references.

im so sorry but i couldnt be bothered reading all that,i hope it was entertaining.

[perfectbeast2001]

Been beaten up a couple of times. Its a good learning experience IMO.

[ebjack]

I got clocked in the temple by a guy in high scholl. I went down for the count. I had trouble chewing for days. (it's all connected)

It'll be one of the places I'm lookin to hit, if I get in another fight again

[scaramouche]

not for a few yrs but yeh havnt we all come second in a punch up at least once,its character building

[Schmidty]

I have got my @$$ beat many times. This one time i was about 14 and walking around with my buddy and we are all kinds if fvckd up and were walking around with one of those green JESUS sighns(some chick told us we could have sex with her if we brought her one). We had been drinking since we got out of school. It was like 10 at night and we are 100% lost in the neighborhood he has lived in his hole life. We are sitting on the side of the road when a car and a truck full of people pull up and they are talking to each other. They started yelling at us for having a jesus sign and i have no idea what i said to them but it really pissed them off. They burnt out and took off, i tell my buddy "Man their going to come back and fvck us up" .So we decided to sit their. They pull up and i tell my buddy
"Im gona run,ok" I turned aroud and got maybe 2 steps in and i got hit in the back of the head. a car load of people stood around me beating the hell out of me, kicked me in the mouth and broke my nose. My buddy got his glasses broke and a black eye. Ever since then my friend has kind of been a hermite. It was a big shock to him that things like that happen all the time.

[Schmidty]

BTW they stole the jesus sign and we didnt get laid

[Mike Dura]

I'm afraid to fight and at my age it's silly anyway. I've broken both hands in fights. One time so badly I needed surgery. It just doesn't pay.

[Schmidty]

another time i was proly 10-13 and had my hair died purple or pink. their was a big group of black guys and one said "what happened to ur hair" i said "i dont know, what happened to ur skin" they fvckd me up beyond beleife. shortly their after i came around and realized its stupid to be racist.

[thetank]

Read the board rules. no rec drug references.

anyway, so i grabbed the guy that punched me, and some other dude, both by the necks, and threw them both into a little 3-4 foot fence...and they both hit it back first and flipped over it head over heals, then a guy in a superman costume(it was halloween) grabbed me so i grabbed him, and threw him into the wall of my buddies house, ripping his superman buff arm off (it was still in my hand) then i got punched in the temple completely from behind, turned around and grabbed the guy by the neck, and smashed his head off the wooden fence that i had previously been thrown into, and i feel hands grab my shoulders, and as i turn around, i get clubbed by a metal rod(the kind that extends and recieds into a little handle)...2 minutes later i was in cuffs...10 minutes later in the back of a cruiser. needless to say my first of few swims in the deep end of hard drugs was quite the experience. sorry thats the end of the story..i ramble.

[x_moe]

Read the board rules. no rec drug references.

thetank, there is no drug talk in this forum, pls edit all the parts where you named the drug that you were high on.

Thank You

[Mike Dura]

Damn! I'm told that I'm wordy. I think you one-up me on that one.

anyway, so i grabbed the guy that punched me, and some other dude, both by the necks, and threw them both into a little 3-4 foot fence...and they both hit it back first and flipped over it head over heals, then a guy in a superman costume(it was halloween) grabbed me so i grabbed him, and threw him into the wall of my buddies house, ripping his superman buff arm off (it was still in my hand) then i got punched in the temple completely from behind, turned around and grabbed the guy by the neck, and smashed his head off the wooden fence that i had previously been thrown into, and i feel hands grab my shoulders, and as i turn around, i get clubbed by a metal rod(the kind that extends and recieds into a little handle)...2 minutes later i was in cuffs...10 minutes later in the back of a cruiser. needless to say my first of few swims in the deep end of hard drugs was quite the experience. sorry thats the end of the story..i ramble.