Tai's Fat Girlfriend Stole My Seat!!!!!
I have to tell someone this!
I got on the train and the train was kinda full. I got on first and there were 3 seats facing the side that were empty. So I go to sit in the third seat. I take off my back pack, go to turn around to sit. And this JIMONGOUS!!!! Fat lady like slips in from the side on the 3rd seat down, then slides herself to the center spreading her fat across all 3 seats then just looks up at me like giving me a look of "I'm sitting here." So I just look at her and out of my mouth really loud I said. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! And I bust out laughing. She goes there are seats over there, go sit some where else. and I say again laughing harder. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME I walked over to another seat just shaking my head laughing. I turned around and sat down and the entire side of the car that saw the whole thing is shaking their heads laughing to. Normally that would piss me the fuck off and I would curse her out. I was in so much shock she slide her fat ass in from the other end and then scooched over to take up all 3 seats. Like my butt was turned around almost on the seat and she slide her fat ass beneath me. She slide in like a fat ninja! Fat bitch had no shame. She did not care she took up 3 seats.
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i know i tried to play it off cool.. but she's that chick that never returned my call ><
Originally Posted by C_Bino
That's perfect, messed up mask like that looks better, ROTFLMAO!!!
