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  1. 06-19-2007, 07:08 AM #1
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    The worlds shortest books

    FRENCH WAR HEROES

    by Jacques Chirac
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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

    by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
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    MY BEAUTY SECRETS

    by Janet Reno
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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
    HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

    by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

    by Hillary Clinton
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    Sequel:

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

    By Bill Clinton
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    WHAT GOOD WE HAVE PLANNED FOR AMERICA

    By Bill & Hillary Clinton
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    MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

    by Osama Bin Laden
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    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

    by Bill Gates
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    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

    by Dennis Rodman
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    THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

    by Al Gore & John Kerry
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    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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    A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

    by Dr. J Kevorkian
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    ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

    by Mike Tyson
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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

    by O.J. Simpson
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    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

    by Ted Kennedy
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    MY BOOK OF MORALS

    by Bill Clinton
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  2. 06-19-2007, 09:12 AM #2
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    the ar newbs book of source checks
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    "Dating etiquette" by Mike Tyson

    The day that becomes a bestseller, all females will adopt homosexuality
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    "Dating etiquette" by Mike Tyson

    The day that becomes a bestseller, all females will adopt homosexuality


    and I was going to order that one
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    ROTFLMAO!!! Roidattack you are my hero! Maybe you could add business ethics by Kenneth L. Lay to the list
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    I got another, staying loyal to your friends by Jose Conseco
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    hahaha. good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    and I was going to order that one

    Dont do it man, your return on investment will be the worst ever in your life.
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    lol i was gonna get it too
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    How To Lead Your Country

    By: George Bush
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    Coping with ***ression and Addictive Personalities by: Kurt Cobain
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    Vegetarian Meals In 30 Minutes or Less by: Ted Nugent
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  13. 06-20-2007, 04:49 AM #13
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    Funniest thread in a while. Good job!
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