'Official Postwhore Thread'

[inky-e]

nah but theres a place in philly that makes like a 1000 dollar cheesesteak

What? Do they slap a piece of bread on either side of a cow dipped in gold dust?

[Kratos]

Have you guys heard about this place in NY that makes $1k pizzas? I'm serious, it has caviar and a bunch of other useless crap.

some people have more money than brains
caviar doesn't go with pizza, it should be cold

[Kratos]

thunder thunder thundercats hhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo!

[RuhlFreak55]

i've more than doubled my posts in this one in the last couple days.....u guys are the ones that are gonna be gunned for

[Dukkit]

so my one ex who i still bang on occasion texted me after work yesterday. so we hung out at TGI FRIDAys with a bunch of ppl she works with. and when she was in the bathroom this one girl who is friends with my ex comes over and asked if me and my ex are back together. i said no. so she said heres my number. so i gave her mine. she texted me this morning asking if i wanted to go to a pool party with her. hmm, she has massive tits. nice little body. and will be all wet and drippy with water. but i already have plans with this other chick to go to downtown philly.

my dilema is.. what to do. what to do?

[inky-e]

Wifey coming home at lunchtime to help me bathe. Gonna get some too! I'm such a hornbag I tried havin sex the night I had the surgery, couldn't cum though.

[RuhlFreak55]

so i'm eating like 15 egg whites....4 whole eggs.....8 oz of ground turkey....an onion.....a bunch of cheese and salsa all together in an omelet thingy

[Kratos]

I found a used condom on the bedroom floor this morning, except I didn't get any last night, I'm just a slob

[Dukkit]

Wifey coming home at lunchtime to help me bathe. Gonna get some too! I'm such a hornbag I tried havin sex the night I had the surgery, couldn't cum though.

haha, reminds me of me. last winter i had the flu. i mean 105 degree temp. couldnt eat, couldnt move my body hurt so bad. but i was horny. so my ex fiance started giving me head. i wanted more so we had sex. i felt like i was dying. my whole body and head were pounding and in pain. but it felt so good at the same time. i didnt stop. it took me forever to cum. and afterwards i wanted to die. lol

[inky-e]

Flip a coin Dukki

[Dukkit]

so i'm eating like 15 egg whites....4 whole eggs.....8 oz of ground turkey....an onion.....a bunch of cheese and salsa all together in an omelet thingy

yummy

[Dukkit]

Flip a coin Dukki

tails

[RuhlFreak55]

so my one ex who i still bang on occasion texted me after work yesterday. so we hung out at TGI FRIDAys with a bunch of ppl she works with. and when she was in the bathroom this one girl who is friends with my ex comes over and asked if me and my ex are back together. i said no. so she said heres my number. so i gave her mine. she texted me this morning asking if i wanted to go to a pool party with her. hmm, she has massive tits. nice little body. and will be all wet and drippy with water. but i already have plans with this other chick to go to downtown philly.

my dilema is.. what to do. what to do?

you know i can't help you.......that's like so crazy that more than one girl would want me that i can't even comprehend

[Dukkit]

I found a used condom on the bedroom floor this morning, except I didn't get any last night, I'm just a slob

dirty boy. thats why i dont use condoms. i just use anus's

[inky-e]

I had to stop taking the vicodin, only took a couple but made me feel sick. I switched to darvocet and its much better, pain is less and not sick! perfect.

[Dukkit]

you know i can't help you.......that's like so crazy that more than one girl would want me that i can't even comprehend

haha. well just put yourself in my position and try and think of it that way

[RuhlFreak55]

yummy

it is yummy...now to get ready for gym and then head on home

[RuhlFreak55]

haha. well just put yourself in my position and try and think of it that way

my brain doesn't get past the part where the girl gives me her number......utterly incomprehensible

[Dukkit]

I had to stop taking the vicodin, only took a couple but made me feel sick. I switched to darvocet and its much better, pain is less and not sick! perfect.

yea, vicodin made me feel the same way. so i switched to whiskey. much better

[Dukkit]

my brain doesn't get past the part where the girl gives me her number......utterly incomprehensible

oh you poor little man.

[inky-e]

my brain doesn't get past the part where the girl gives me her number......utterly incomprehensible

You're funny Ruhl! lol

[RuhlFreak55]

dirty boy. thats why i dont use condoms. i just use anus's

ummm if da anus ain't properly prepped first that could lead to bigger messes than used condom.....

[inky-e]

I think Jack Daniels should come with a coupon for bail!

[RuhlFreak55]

oh you poor little man.

i'm to the point where i'm so big they don't like me?? i dunno....only thing i can figure.....i don't even think i get looks.....and NO i'm not ugly goddamnit....

[RuhlFreak55]

I think Jack Daniels should come with a coupon for bail!

i drank that once and i didn't go to jail........i think i drank like most of a fifth too

[inky-e]

i'm to the point where i'm so big they don't like me?? i dunno....only thing i can figure.....i don't even think i get looks.....and NO i'm not ugly goddamnit....

I refuse to believe that! Come to Miami and you'll get tail everyday! I'll see to it personally.

[RuhlFreak55]

I refuse to believe that! Come to Miami and you'll get tail everyday! I'll see to it personally.

i just may move there when i'm out of college.......depends but i LOVE it there and florida in general

[Kratos]

i'm to the point where i'm so big they don't like me?? i dunno....only thing i can figure.....i don't even think i get looks.....and NO i'm not ugly goddamnit....

what's the point of being big then?

[Dukkit]

i'm to the point where i'm so big they don't like me?? i dunno....only thing i can figure.....i don't even think i get looks.....and NO i'm not ugly goddamnit....

do you make eye contact and smile? thats a big thing

[inky-e]

When I used to drink Jack, someone was going to the hospital and someone was going to jail. I've visited both! Thats one of the reasons I don't drink.

[Dukkit]

I refuse to believe that! Come to Miami and you'll get tail everyday! I'll see to it personally.

hmm, you live in miami eh?? well im tryin to come down to jacksonville sometime this winter.. ill have to make a stop and see ya.

[RuhlFreak55]

i'm up 25% on my double short oil etf......i dunno should i sell it?????

[Kratos]

red bull and vodka if I drink enough should come with bail money

[RuhlFreak55]

what's the point of being big then?

ummm knowing that you can crush the bones of all that stand against you to dust......

[inky-e]

hmm, you live in miami eh?? well im tryin to come down to jacksonville sometime this winter.. ill have to make a stop and see ya.

Just let me know, I'll give you my number.

[RuhlFreak55]

do you make eye contact and smile? thats a big thing

no.....well....sometimes i guess.....but usually i just don't even let 'em see me lookin at 'em.....don't wanna get smacked or something...

[inky-e]

ummm knowing that you can crush the bones of all that stand against you to dust......

Always a plus!

[RuhlFreak55]

gol damn my legz are sore......****in squats lol

[inky-e]

I think my fighting days are over.

[RuhlFreak55]

into glory we shall ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!