'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

My last gf it would piss off so much, my phone would ring and I would hit ignore so the VM would get the call. She'd be like "who was that." I wouldn't tell her, even if it was work related or something...I just don't like them all up in my business. Maybe that's why my relationships don't last too long. I don't think they make good pets, always wanna know where you are and what you're doing.

[Kratos]

who has a stalker girl?

dukk had a girl look up all his posts on this site

[TJM7275]

I'll give her a back-e-otomy

[Kratos]

she dumped him

[TJM7275]

I see my little Minions lurking down below... GST and BB1107

[calgarian]

[calgarian]

dukk had a girl look up all his posts on this site

He must have told her while giving her in the pooper

[Dukkit]

she dumped him

well werent together together. but yea she dumped me. hahah its all good. i rebounded and found 5 other chicks that are just as hot.

[Dukkit]

He must have told her while giving her in the pooper

she had a little freckle right next to her butthole. i found it really sexy. lol.

[Dukkit]

the chick im seeing now always complains about my phone. cuz it doesnt stop getting text messages. at anytime of the day i get them from all different ppl. not just girls (though mostly girls) but when we are chilling together, my phone doesnt stop going off. so i just leave it in the car when i go over now. now she bitches cuz i dont ever have it on me. lol. i cant win. hahaha

[calgarian]

the chick im seeing now always complains about my phone. cuz it doesnt stop getting text messages. at anytime of the day i get them from all different ppl. not just girls (though mostly girls) but when we are chilling together, my phone doesnt stop going off. so i just leave it in the car when i go over now. now she bitches cuz i dont ever have it on me. lol. i cant win. hahaha

Change the profile to silent....thats what I do when I am with somebody. Not that anybody SMS except u

[Kratos]

txt messages were a problem too, she was like "let me read that, and giggle" I was like "umm, no" with a serious face. Then she would get all angry.

[TJM7275]

You guys and your pictures..... Yeah I'm gonna take a picture of a hottie I just met and am trying to bed. Talk about P***Y repelent.... Christ.. No wonder you can't score ass... LOL

[Kratos]

not that I was cheating but, I don't like having all my communications monitored

[calgarian]

You guys and your pictures..... Yeah I'm gonna take a picture of a hottie I just met and am trying to bed. Talk about ***** repelent.... Christ

I am having hard time keeping with ur chicks visual will freaking help....SO heather, Margo and now the third one? make sure you show us the picture of the new one so we can tell you if she is fat or not.

[calgarian]

she had a little freckle right next to her butthole. i found it really sexy. lol.

I would cover it and then hit it

[TJM7275]

Well I'm the one banging them and I'm doing just fine my friend.... Just fine

[oneshot]

man im fvckin horny

[calgarian]

man im fvckin horny

get in line...most of us are

[N*E*R*D]

whoring up

[oneshot]

get in line...most of us are

i think ill cut to the front of the line

[calgarian]

You guys and your pictures..... Yeah I'm gonna take a picture of a hottie I just met and am trying to bed. Talk about P***Y repelent.... Christ.. No wonder you can't score ass... LOL

I score ass fine .....actually I just dont brag about it ....you freaking juice head show off.

[calgarian]

i think ill cut to the front of the line

DSM is in front of the line just so u know...do u want to stand in front of him...lol

[oneshot]

DSM is in front of the line just so u know...do u want to stand in front of him...lol

id rather not. i already get enough attention from gay men as is.

[Kratos]

oh plz, everybody knows gay people don't need to stand in line

[calgarian]

id rather not. i already get enough attention from gay men as is.

Thats what I thought...

[Kratos]

one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.

[calgarian]

one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.

too much info.....I just use the clipper. I like my hair really short.

[Dukkit]

Change the profile to silent....thats what I do when I am with somebody. Not that anybody SMS except u

thats cuz no one loves ya like i love ya Cal!! haha. so i hit up the text messages. im not a fan of phone calls. if i could do all my business through texts. i so would.

[Dukkit]

one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.

haha bummer.

[calgarian]

thats cuz no one loves ya like i love ya Cal!! haha. so i hit up the text messages. im not a fan of phone calls. if i could do all my business through texts. i so would.

Inky-e calls me sometimes thats about it. TJ is just so busy licking womens arses I dont think he even go to the shitter.

[Dukkit]

Actually you pricks gave me a complex and I blew her off even though she wasn't fat... Pricks

[oneshot]

one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.

get some clippers from wal-mart for like 10 bucks. winter do a 1/8 once a week, summer do no guarder once a week. been workin for me for like 10 years

[smokeyd]

whores im back, damnit i had to do more work today than all last week lol

[inky-e]

Inky-e calls me sometimes thats about it. TJ is just so busy licking womens arses I dont think he even go to the shitter.

I only call to see if you're home,so I don't bump into you when I go in through the back door. lol

[Dukkit]

one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.

thats why i stay in good standing with my ex who is also a hairdresser. she does my hair for free also. long as i bend her back out once a week shes happy.

[Dukkit]

I only call to see if you're home,so I don't bump into you when I go in through the back door. lol

[smokeyd]

recap on the whoring

the tuna paddy is good shit that dukki is talking about, i spread mine out in a cookie pan and bake it in the oven and cut it into squares and call it my tuna pizza cause it looks like that school pizza every one use to get, but not quite as tasty

and googling names, mine comes up every board I'm on

[Dukkit]

whores im back, damnit i had to do more work today than all last week lol

welcome to the whore house bro!!

[Dukkit]

recap on the whoring

the tuna paddy is good shit that dukki is talking about, i spread mine out in a cookie pan and bake it in the oven and cut it into squares and call it my tuna pizza cause it looks like that school pizza every one use to get, but not quite as tasty

and googling names, mine comes up every board I'm on

your on other boards? oh my, you traitor!!!