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    My last gf it would piss off so much, my phone would ring and I would hit ignore so the VM would get the call. She'd be like "who was that." I wouldn't tell her, even if it was work related or something...I just don't like them all up in my business. Maybe that's why my relationships don't last too long. I don't think they make good pets, always wanna know where you are and what you're doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    who has a stalker girl?
    dukk had a girl look up all his posts on this site

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    I'll give her a back-e-otomy

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    she dumped him

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    I see my little Minions lurking down below... GST and BB1107

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    dukk had a girl look up all his posts on this site
    He must have told her while giving her in the pooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she dumped him
    well werent together together. but yea she dumped me. hahah its all good. i rebounded and found 5 other chicks that are just as hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    He must have told her while giving her in the pooper
    she had a little freckle right next to her butthole. i found it really sexy. lol.

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    the chick im seeing now always complains about my phone. cuz it doesnt stop getting text messages. at anytime of the day i get them from all different ppl. not just girls (though mostly girls) but when we are chilling together, my phone doesnt stop going off. so i just leave it in the car when i go over now. now she bitches cuz i dont ever have it on me. lol. i cant win. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    the chick im seeing now always complains about my phone. cuz it doesnt stop getting text messages. at anytime of the day i get them from all different ppl. not just girls (though mostly girls) but when we are chilling together, my phone doesnt stop going off. so i just leave it in the car when i go over now. now she bitches cuz i dont ever have it on me. lol. i cant win. hahaha
    Change the profile to silent....thats what I do when I am with somebody. Not that anybody SMS except u

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    txt messages were a problem too, she was like "let me read that, and giggle" I was like "umm, no" with a serious face. Then she would get all angry.

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    You guys and your pictures..... Yeah I'm gonna take a picture of a hottie I just met and am trying to bed. Talk about P***Y repelent.... Christ.. No wonder you can't score ass... LOL
    Last edited by TJM7275; 07-21-2008 at 11:12 AM.

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    not that I was cheating but, I don't like having all my communications monitored

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    You guys and your pictures..... Yeah I'm gonna take a picture of a hottie I just met and am trying to bed. Talk about ***** repelent.... Christ
    I am having hard time keeping with ur chicks visual will freaking help....SO heather, Margo and now the third one? make sure you show us the picture of the new one so we can tell you if she is fat or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    she had a little freckle right next to her butthole. i found it really sexy. lol.
    I would cover it and then hit it

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    Well I'm the one banging them and I'm doing just fine my friend.... Just fine

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    man im fvckin horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    man im fvckin horny
    get in line...most of us are

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    whoring up

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    get in line...most of us are
    i think ill cut to the front of the line

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    You guys and your pictures..... Yeah I'm gonna take a picture of a hottie I just met and am trying to bed. Talk about P***Y repelent.... Christ.. No wonder you can't score ass... LOL
    I score ass fine .....actually I just dont brag about it ....you freaking juice head show off.




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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    i think ill cut to the front of the line
    DSM is in front of the line just so u know...do u want to stand in front of him...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    DSM is in front of the line just so u know...do u want to stand in front of him...lol
    id rather not. i already get enough attention from gay men as is.

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    oh plz, everybody knows gay people don't need to stand in line

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    id rather not. i already get enough attention from gay men as is.
    Thats what I thought...

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    one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.
    too much info.....I just use the clipper. I like my hair really short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Change the profile to silent....thats what I do when I am with somebody. Not that anybody SMS except u
    thats cuz no one loves ya like i love ya Cal!! haha. so i hit up the text messages. im not a fan of phone calls. if i could do all my business through texts. i so would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.
    haha bummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    thats cuz no one loves ya like i love ya Cal!! haha. so i hit up the text messages. im not a fan of phone calls. if i could do all my business through texts. i so would.
    Inky-e calls me sometimes thats about it. TJ is just so busy licking womens arses I dont think he even go to the shitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Actually you pricks gave me a complex and I blew her off even though she wasn't fat... Pricks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.
    get some clippers from wal-mart for like 10 bucks. winter do a 1/8 once a week, summer do no guarder once a week. been workin for me for like 10 years

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    whores im back, damnit i had to do more work today than all last week lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Inky-e calls me sometimes thats about it. TJ is just so busy licking womens arses I dont think he even go to the shitter.
    I only call to see if you're home,so I don't bump into you when I go in through the back door. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    one of my best friends just broke up with his gf. she was a hairdresser and cut my hair for free. Need a haircut bad. I gotta go crawling back to my gay hairdresser. He does an awesome job, he just makes you leave your pants at the door.
    thats why i stay in good standing with my ex who is also a hairdresser. she does my hair for free also. long as i bend her back out once a week shes happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I only call to see if you're home,so I don't bump into you when I go in through the back door. lol

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    recap on the whoring

    the tuna paddy is good shit that dukki is talking about, i spread mine out in a cookie pan and bake it in the oven and cut it into squares and call it my tuna pizza cause it looks like that school pizza every one use to get, but not quite as tasty

    and googling names, mine comes up every board I'm on

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    whores im back, damnit i had to do more work today than all last week lol
    welcome to the whore house bro!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    recap on the whoring

    the tuna paddy is good shit that dukki is talking about, i spread mine out in a cookie pan and bake it in the oven and cut it into squares and call it my tuna pizza cause it looks like that school pizza every one use to get, but not quite as tasty

    and googling names, mine comes up every board I'm on
    your on other boards? oh my, you traitor!!!

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