'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

i've wanted one FOREVER......the girl that waxed me a couple years ago was that kinda size.....waxed as a friend i didn't pay......and i prolly could have gotten with her if i wasn't stupid....she's very cool.

can i keep her mommy? huh can i??

well i also love tall chicks. cuz i love being able to grab those long ass legs at the ankles and spread that shit so wide its like a goal post.

[Dukkit]

i want a harley so bad i cant stand it

i want moped really bad.

or even a bicycle.

anything on 2 wheels really. lol.

[RuhlFreak55]

can i keep her mommy? huh can i??

well i also love tall chicks. cuz i love being able to grab those long ass legs at the ankles and spread that shit so wide its like a goal post.

all the ones i know have a problem with guys shorter than them so i don't even bother

[RuhlFreak55]

i just got my plasma tv back

[smokeyd]

i want moped really bad.

or even a bicycle.

anything on 2 wheels really. lol.

i got a bicycle thinking about takin it to work since i only live about 2 miles from work and leaving my car at work so if it rains i can take it home. and drive my truck if its raining in the moring, good cardio and exercise

[smokeyd]

i just got my plasma tv back

glad your not grounded anymore bro, can i come over and play in the fort after school today? i got my dads new issue of playboy too

[smokeyd]

but my bike needs new tires and shit, its prob 15 years old so might just buy a new one cause i can get one at walmart for under a bill

[RuhlFreak55]

glad your not grounded anymore bro, can i come over and play in the fort after school today? i got my dads new issue of playboy too

u homo i don't own it....every apartment has one.....mine has been in the shop though

[Emilio_Rebenga]

the fuk...did i fukkin speak into dead air...i said my birthday is during mardi gras so u fukers better be ready

[calgarian]

the fuk...did i fukkin speak into dead air...i said my birthday is during mardi gras so u fukers better be ready

What did u say.....?

[Dukkit]

the fuk...did i fukkin speak into dead air...i said my birthday is during mardi gras so u fukers better be ready

duh uh er??


NO FCKIN WAY!! oh man we are gonna get crunk!!!

[Dukkit]

So check it.....DUKKI is coming to hang with me for a weekend as a pre-Labor Day party.....Good Fun

fck yea boy!!

[Dukkit]

all the ones i know have a problem with guys shorter than them so i don't even bother

yea well im 6'3 so i dont have that problem. girls love to wear heels around me. and boy do i love when they do.

[Dukkit]

i got a bicycle thinking about takin it to work since i only live about 2 miles from work and leaving my car at work so if it rains i can take it home. and drive my truck if its raining in the moring, good cardio and exercise

good shit. i did that last summer. then during the winter i gave my bike to my cousin. now i dont have one. sucks balls

[Dukkit]

glad your not grounded anymore bro, can i come over and play in the fort after school today? i got my dads new issue of playboy too

ROFL

[Emilio_Rebenga]

Fuk u, fuk u, you cool, and fuk u...i quit!

[Dukkit]

Who Posted?
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dukkitdalaw 2,665
Kratos 2,660
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Amorphic 2,142
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OH SHIT!!! i beat kratos!! hell yea!! damn. i got a long way to go to beat PEWN. geez. what a whore. wish he was my daddy so he could of taught me to whore when i was younger.

[Dukkit]

but hey, second place still rocks!!!

[Kratos]

good afternoon my little slutletts.

[Dukkit]

uh oh, i see kratos on the board. hes going to come and try to regain his title as Prince Whore. not going to happen bro!!

[Kratos]

I told you I would fall dukkit, thanks for waiting until after my birthday

[Kratos]

all the ones i know have a problem with guys shorter than them so i don't even bother

How short are you Ruhl?

[Dukkit]

good afternoon my little slutletts.

hi grandpops!

[Kratos]

Pewn is a long way off, good thing he isn't a moving target

[Dukkit]

I told you I would fall dukkit, thanks for waiting until after my birthday

i have much respect for you as a whore. and i didnt want to tarnish your special day

[Dukkit]

Pewn is a long way off, good thing he isn't a moving target

thank god. lol. it will still take me a month or more to beat him though. i really should buy a laptop so i can whore at home and at the girls houses i go to.

[calgarian]

Fuk u, fuk u, you cool, and fuk u...i quit!

I didnt knw that you were working

[Kratos]

don't ya hate it when you gotta piss in the middle of eating a sandwich?

[Dukkit]

hmm, today is chest and bi day cuz i couldnt get to go on mon. sucks. but i have a date with big fake titty chick tonight. oh man ive missed her.

[Dukkit]

im in love with her. no wait...

im in lust with her. yea thats it.

[Kratos]

that's a hot one, I like her

[Dukkit]

that's a hot one, I like her

i know. we were fckin and chillin for a few weeks. then she texted me one morning saying that she is psychologically messed up and needs to get her shit together and im just a distraction. so im like cool.

then 2 months go by and she texted me last night sayin im sorry for disapearing on ya and i really liked you. i went to rehab and got my shit together. i hope you found someone.

i said, nope i single. lets chill. shes like okay.. so we are chilling tonight.

[Dukkit]

im looking forward to it immensly.

[Kratos]

She went to Rehab eh, just make sure she doesn't drag you back to the old you.

[Dukkit]

She went to Rehab eh, just make sure she doesn't drag you back to the old you.

nah. she only went to rehab for alcohol and weed. i got that undercontrol.

[smokeyd]

why does every appartment come with a flat screen, thats bull shit lol

[smokeyd]

yeah dukki she is banging

my old ladys is 5'10 and im 6'3 and some of those hooker heals she wears she is almost as tall as me, i dont like it standing next to her but i like lookin at tall women

[Emilio_Rebenga]

I didnt knw that you were working

im pulling an MBuffGuy and a NONEKNOWS

IM QUITTING


effin vaginas

[Dukkit]

yeah dukki she is banging

my old ladys is 5'10 and im 6'3 and some of those hooker heals she wears she is almost as tall as me, i dont like it standing next to her but i like lookin at tall women

yes, yes she is.

damn, you and i are the same height and age. lol. you just weigh more

i love a tall girl in heels as long as shes not taller then me. i dated one chick who was my hieght and i wouldnt let her put heels on. even though her legs looked sweet.

[Dukkit]

tuna patty time.