'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

i need a training partner maybe...

[calgarian]

did i tell you guys i can't even talk to my first love anymore? she blocked me so effectively on facebook i can't find her i cried

Did u learn anything already???? Past is past leave the ****ing thing live in the present and look for future. I know its easier said then done but try the damn thing.

[Johnny_Rotten]

Haha.

Hey TJ i always give you props bro, i'm only a younging & i'll keep my mouth shut & ears open

[RuhlFreak55]

more fun when you have someone else there to push you too

[calgarian]

Rotten don't make my thread into a pissing contest bro.....lol

And C keep this in mind..... I am fully armed my friend. And one of toy Starts with An M and ends with a -60

U didnt pay attention to what I was saying. I just need to find that m-60 of yours ( i like ak47 but its just me) and rest is "headline"...lol

[calgarian]

Haha.

Hey TJ i always give you props bro, i'm only a younging & i'll keep my mouth shut & ears open

Make sure u have ur fly open too,

[Dukkit]

What's happening Dukki?

Living it up bro, mad partying. Got two 18 year old on the run at the moment & they're freaks. Calgarian would love one of them, loves anal. I'm new it to but loving it already!

How's your harem going brother?

good shit. glad to hear my bros are gettin tail. always makes me smile.

ahh, your new to anal. so much to learn and to enjoy my friend!!

my harem is just spectacular. just picked up some new chicks and got rid of some old ones. gotta rotate them for freshness ya know?

Mr Rotten.. you look pretty tall? whats your stats?

i mean not to hijack the thread and all TJ. hahah but you knew it was going to turn into another whore thread.

[RuhlFreak55]

Did u learn anything already???? Past is past leave the ****ing thing live in the present and look for future. I know its easier said then done but try the damn thing.

so i'm supposed to somehow miraculously just forget about the first and only girl to show me such kindness..........that sounds like insanity to me........but i don't have a choice......and i'm sure she knew that would be best to help me move on i guess

[calgarian]

so i'm supposed to somehow miraculously just forget about the first and only girl to show me such kindness..........that sounds like insanity to me........but i don't have a choice......and i'm sure she knew that would be best to help me move on i guess

Now u sound clingy.....ask dukki and TJ how they feel about it.

[RuhlFreak55]

Now u sound clingy.....ask dukki and TJ how they feel about it.

never claimed i wasn't clingy.......when i fall i fall...

[calgarian]

never claimed i wasn't clingy.......when i fall i fall...

Dont be.....

[Dukkit]

Now u sound clingy.....ask dukki and TJ how they feel about it.

cheesy. thats how i feel about it. freaking cheesy Ruhl. i know the feelings you have towards her. i have them for the first girl i was with. and the first girl i got a blow job from and the first girl i gave anal sex to. and the first girl to toss my salad and the first girl to tie me up and have her way with me and so on.... but!! you need to get her out of your head. keep the memories locked away so you can enjoy them on your lonely nights. and move on to the next girl who you can make new memories with.

[TJM7275]

Well C I have several AK's for you to play with.... an Ar-15, an M-4 and many more. I also have a special little piece that makes guns go from pop....pop.....pop, to popopopopopopopopopopopop. Get it????

[RuhlFreak55]

maybe i should just be quiet i always seem to try and argue how advice given to me wont work i dunno why the **** i do that......i should be thinking about how it can work

[Johnny_Rotten]

good shit. glad to hear my bros are gettin tail. always makes me smile.

ahh, your new to anal. so much to learn and to enjoy my friend!!

my harem is just spectacular. just picked up some new chicks and got rid of some old ones. gotta rotate them for freshness ya know?

Mr Rotten.. you look pretty tall? whats your stats?

i mean not to hijack the thread and all TJ. hahah but you knew it was going to turn into another whore thread.

Haha i'm holding it down in Aus for you bros. Haha yeah keep the anal tips coming.

Haha @ the 'rotation' freshness. That's gold.

Nah i'm not tall bro, 5'10 190 pounds. Pretty new to the game.

How bout you?

[Dukkit]

i got a super soaker. does that count as a bad ass gun? its even got the back pack you can fill with water. though i usually fill it with beer and run through the parks squirting all the school children.

[calgarian]

Well C I have several AK's for you to play with.... an Ar-15, an M-4 and many more. I also have a special little piece that makes guns go from pop....pop.....pop, to popopopopopopopopopopopop. Get it????

I am coming...just to play with them.

[RuhlFreak55]

i'll try to create a hottie talking to me today, maybe that'll cheer me up

[Dukkit]

Haha i'm holding it down in Aus for you bros. Haha yeah keep the anal tips coming.

Haha @ the 'rotation' freshness. That's gold.

Nah i'm not tall bro, 5'10 190 pounds. Pretty new to the game.

How bout you?

you look lanky in your pic. im 6'3. bout 210 now. been losing weight cuz i have no money for food. i used to be 225. ill get back there. food and gear. ill be good.

[Johnny_Rotten]

No Calgarian you can't do anal with the guns. Bad Calgarian. Bad

[RuhlFreak55]

almost time to brave the outside again here.....hopefully it quit raining.

[RuhlFreak55]

woot 30 posts by 10 oclock i'm rollin

[calgarian]

No Calgarian you can't do anal with the guns. Bad Calgarian. Bad

I can do anal on a gun point... not that I will ever do it.....Lot of free arse to satisfy here.

I remember to give u holler if i come to australia.

[Johnny_Rotten]

Haha nah i'm not lanky bro, i'm tiny.

225 that would look f#cken sweet bro. Yeah the cost of food is a bitch, huh!

[RuhlFreak55]

i get to eat a steak when i get home before the gym in a lil bit yumyums

[Dukkit]

No Calgarian you can't do anal with the guns. Bad Calgarian. Bad

haha. that would be interesting. probably make some good money selling "sex with guns" on the internet. lol

[RuhlFreak55]

whos addicted to tanning...oh wait we've already had that conversation lol

[calgarian]

haha. that would be interesting. probably make some good money selling "sex with guns" on the internet. lol

always wanted to me millionaire.

[Nicotine]

not i.

tanning beds burn me.

damn scottish ancestry.

[Dukkit]

tuna time.

[Dukkit]

whos addicted to tanning...oh wait we've already had that conversation lol

you are. and ive been tannin outside alot lately. love it.

[TJM7275]

All my skinny little buds......

Eat poppa eat, no one wants a skinny Santa

[calgarian]

whos addicted to tanning...oh wait we've already had that conversation lol

I am naturally tanned 24/7

[Dukkit]

All my skinny little buds......

Eat poppa eat, no one wants a skinny Santa

shut up!! im working on it!! sorry im not short like you. lol

wait. what are your stats?

[Johnny_Rotten]

Haha nah dukki who's gonna buy porn with guns & a twisted, old anal sex fiend like Cal. Haha

Perhaps if it had hot women in it & no canadian sex addicts haha

[Dukkit]

Haha nah dukki who's gonna buy porn with guns & a twisted, old anal sex fiend like Cal. Haha

Perhaps if it had hot women in it & no canadian sex addicts haha

alright. ill get some hot chicks. lube up some guns. and maybe Cal can guest star in a scene or two. lol.

[Dukkit]

oh man. this thread was started last night. like 14 hours ago and its already 4 pages. hahah. f*cking classic. already got 8 guys reading the thread.

[calgarian]

Haha nah dukki who's gonna buy porn with guns & a twisted, old anal sex fiend like Cal. Haha

Perhaps if it had hot women in it & no canadian sex addicts haha

WHo u calling old u mother *****

[Johnny_Rotten]

^^bro can you imagine leaving Cal in a room with hot porno star bitches, lube & guns?

Not a pretty sight. I can envisage weapons in cavaties. Gross

[Johnny_Rotten]

Haha Cal!