'Official Postwhore Thread'

**calgarian** · 07-28-2008, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal

oh ps

i broke my hand again, think i tore a chunk of bone or cartilage off my knuckle

damn stop doing

u will go blind

**calgarian** · 07-28-2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

why doesn't she just assault me while i'm in the tanning bed.....

that will be stupid, i kinda told her u dont like stupid chicks.

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

she is interested in u...start talking to her show interest that u r a good listener...If u were close by i would have smack u. what else u need she is asking u out damn,

i talked a bit with 'em....couldn't screw around too much today though cuz i had to get to work.....next time she's working when i go in i'll talk to her more.....she sees me at the business school so i'll ask about her major and stuff or something

**thecivilizedanimal** · 07-28-2008, 03:54 PM

lol if that were true i'd have to shave em, actually i havent looked at porn or masturbated since i got engaged weird

fvck thank god my hands don't look like this ( they prob will soon ) lol

**calgarian** · 07-28-2008, 03:54 PM

i am off whores talk to you tomorrow.

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

that will be stupid, i kinda told her u dont like stupid chicks.

why's it stupid? sounds hot to me......

**calgarian** · 07-28-2008, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i talked a bit with 'em....couldn't screw around too much today though cuz i had to get to work.....next time she's working when i go in i'll talk to her more.....she sees me at the business school so i'll ask about her major and stuff or something

act intrested.....see if u can get her #

**thecivilizedanimal** · 07-28-2008, 03:55 PM

^^^ yesss

i'm so hungry but feel sick,, nneeeed my piffery fvk fvk !

**calgarian** · 07-28-2008, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

why's it stupid? sounds hot to me......

she didnt know that...believe me keep talking to her and dont tell her how much u bench or how much u like gym till she asks...sounds self centered....remember this and ask her out for coffee and remember act intrested.

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

act intrested.....see if u can get her #

i dunno we'll see.....she is very cute and always nice to me and suggests the good beds when the one i like isn't open.....none of the other girls do that.....and she was the first to remember my name too....i got tired of telling them all lol

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

she didnt know that...believe me keep talking to her and dont tell her how much u bench or how much u like gym till she asks...sounds self centered....remember this and ask her out for coffee and remember act intrested.

we'll see....i dunno i'm kinda scurred

**thecivilizedanimal** · 07-28-2008, 04:01 PM

girls think its cute if your a bit shy, it means that you care what they think, dont try and overcompensate and try and be all manly and over confident though, then you just come of as a douchebag ..

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal

girls think its cute if your a bit shy, it means that you care what they think, dont try and overcompensate and try and be all manly and over confident though, then you just come of as a douchebag ..

obviously you've never seen how i walk

**39+1** · 07-28-2008, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by smokeyd

she doesnt want me to USE anymore!!?!?!?!?

did you tell her your player bitch

**thecivilizedanimal** · 07-28-2008, 04:03 PM

i always suggest something nice and easy first other then drinks ( my luck is incredible, i **** all the nice girls that dont do that shit first ****ing day )

silly things help too.

like the girl that came donw from toronto, were sitting on the couch and i got my arm around her and were joking about the boob grabbage,

so my arms around her again and i'm joking and she says yes, and i go "nooooo" she says yes so i grab her tit, apparently thats not what she was talking about.

but it worked , like a ****ing charm

hahahahah

**thecivilizedanimal** · 07-28-2008, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

obviously you've never seen how i walk

like my buddy george, he's like 3 something benches 6 something. bald built like a gorilla,

walks like one too.

except when he's singing old dance tunes and doing his little dance, funniest shit ever hahaha

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 04:05 PM

not exactly following...i'm just praying the toronto girl you're talking about wasn't my toronto girl too

**oneshot** · 07-28-2008, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

huh? just that little exchange means she'd go out with me??

much more often than you think the answer is yes. took me a while to realize that.

**oneshot** · 07-28-2008, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by ruhlfreak55

we'll see....i dunno i'm kinda scurred

you panzy!!! Jump on that!!!

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal

haha i get laid like 6 times a day, only with one girl now though..

best was 4 girls one day .,

or 3 girls at once, two were sisters and all bestest friends

yo ruhl, what you on deca ?

i got some bitches that will suck cum out of a floppy dick.,

done it to me a few times,

so hilariously embarrassing ..lol

i'll stop asking.

you know i'm free if you want to come over though .....

lol

n/h

AHhhhhh lol...... right lol

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by oneshot

much more often than you think the answer is yes. took me a while to realize that.

interesting.......my eyes are being opened perhaps?

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:19 PM

I just hate meetings at work....

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 04:19 PM

lol i don't think i need to study for accounting at all.......the bottom line is even if i do reasonably bad that means that the other morons in my class with have absolutely atrocious grades and he'll have to put in a substantial curve....

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

lol i don't think i need to study for accounting at all.......the bottom line is even if i do reasonably bad that means that the other morons in my class with have absolutely atrocious grades and he'll have to put in a substantial curve....

What are you studying to be? If you are good in math I would study to get a CPA they make bank.

**RuhlFreak55** · 07-28-2008, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by mex83

What are you studying to be? If you are good in math I would study to get a CPA they make bank.

finance and economics dual degree......big money is in my future, i've known that since i was literally 5

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

finance and economics dual degree......big money is in my future, i've known that since i was literally 5

Oh ok cool... go for it then.... I am good with computers and stuff like that....

**thecivilizedanimal** · 07-28-2008, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

not exactly following...i'm just praying the toronto girl you're talking about wasn't my toronto girl too

she into action sports, used to bodybuild is moving to hawaii ( she wasnt but then i was like i'm seeing someone else sorry ) haha so she's moving again,.,

wtf

bitches fall in love with the GD as my roomie says

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:29 PM

OK I'm back, what did I miss?

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:32 PM

Whoring makes me hungry, that and sex. I ultimately want to whore while I eat and get blown all simultaneously.

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Whoring makes me hungry, that and sex. I ultimately want to whore while I eat and get blown all simultaneously.

DAmn that sounds hot inky with all due respect of course lol..... sounds tempting lol.

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:33 PM

WTF is the GD?

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

WTF is the GD?

Good Dick? lol

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by mex83

DAmn that sounds hot inky with all due respect of course lol..... sounds tempting lol.

Yeah well, I set realistic goals then achieve them, you guys will know when its "on".

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:35 PM

Gonnarhea Dick?

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:35 PM

Gay dude?

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Yeah well, I set realistic goals then achieve them, you guys will know when its "on".

yeah cauyse you will be saying something like this.....

what did I miss ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeahhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuu fucccccc whats up cal hows the cycling going oh wai.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yessss like that faster.................

funny shit.... but it still does sound hot lol....

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:36 PM

Anyone else?

**mex83** · 07-28-2008, 04:36 PM

Great Dick?

Gone Deep?

Gay Dickless?

what does it stand for GD?

**inky-e** · 07-28-2008, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by mex83

yeah cauyse you will be saying something like this.....

what did I miss ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeahhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuu fucccccc whats up cal hows the cycling going oh wai.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yessss like that faster.................

funny shit.... but it still does sound hot lol....

If that sounds hot, you' die if you saw what I just did! lolhahahah The old man still gots it goin on!