lol if that were true i'd have to shave em, actually i havent looked at porn or masturbated since i got engaged weird
fvck thank god my hands don't look like this ( they prob will soon ) lol
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i am off whores talk to you tomorrow.
^^^ yesss
i'm so hungry but feel sick,, nneeeed my piffery fvk fvk !
girls think its cute if your a bit shy, it means that you care what they think, dont try and overcompensate and try and be all manly and over confident though, then you just come of as a douchebag ..
i always suggest something nice and easy first other then drinks ( my luck is incredible, i **** all the nice girls that dont do that shit first ****ing day )
silly things help too.
like the girl that came donw from toronto, were sitting on the couch and i got my arm around her and were joking about the boob grabbage,
so my arms around her again and i'm joking and she says yes, and i go "nooooo" she says yes so i grab her tit, apparently thats not what she was talking about.
but it worked , like a ****ing charm
hahahahah
not exactly following...i'm just praying the toronto girl you're talking about wasn't my toronto girl too
I just hate meetings at work....
lol i don't think i need to study for accounting at all.......the bottom line is even if i do reasonably bad that means that the other morons in my class with have absolutely atrocious grades and he'll have to put in a substantial curve....
OK I'm back, what did I miss?
Whoring makes me hungry, that and sex. I ultimately want to whore while I eat and get blown all simultaneously.
WTF is the GD?
Gonnarhea Dick?
Gay dude?
yeah cauyse you will be saying something like this.....
what did I miss ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeahhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuu fucccccc whats up cal hows the cycling going oh wai.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yessss like that faster.................
funny shit.... but it still does sound hot lol....
Anyone else?
Great Dick?
Gone Deep?
Gay Dickless?
what does it stand for GD?
GD huh?...what is it lol
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