'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

clarification.....anal fisting

if you get into that, it isn't long before you end up in diapers

[RuhlFreak55]

nah....most ppl didnt even stick their tool let alone fist.....too hard core

friggin pansies

[Dukkit]

u sir are confused....you have competition for once

ahh, but see i live an hour from her. and! i was supposed to meet her on wed and 2 weeks ago. but i couldnt get off work both times...

top that.

[calgarian]

Cause you take it up the asass!!lol elaborate enough?? hahahaha

**big sigh

coming from a guy who have smalldickComplex

[Kratos]

one of the cool things about my job is I get to hear surgeons tell me all the stuff they've removed from peoples asses.

[RuhlFreak55]

didn't you mean "ruhl ruhl ?" hehehe

she's really madly in love with me and can't admit it just yet

[KatsMeow]

i have't seen Mex on here much today, whats up with him?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I need to get my shit together.
I'm so unmotivated


I joined this board in hopes of getting bigger/stronger.
But with all this cleavage and butt cleavage, its hard to get off this site.


You bastards!

[RuhlFreak55]

ahh, but see i live an hour from her. and! i was supposed to meet her on wed and 2 weeks ago. but i couldnt get off work both times...

top that.

damnit....she called me good looking too

[Skully44420]

ok be back later

[Kratos]

one of the cool things about my job is I get to hear surgeons tell me all the stuff they've removed from peoples asses.

lightbulbs are such a slut

[RuhlFreak55]

one of the cool things about my job is I get to hear surgeons tell me all the stuff they've removed from peoples asses.

i've never understood how people lose shit in their asses......

[Dukkit]

damnit....she called me good looking too

well im sure you are. and thats awesome she did that. but im just sayin.... i have the advantage of location.

[RuhlFreak55]

lightbulbs are such a slut

wtf? who could possibly be that dumb? you can't put something hollow and glass up ur ass....not that's that thin anyway......

[inky-e]

I need to get my shit together.
I'm so unmotivated


I joined this board in hopes of getting bigger/stronger.
But with all this cleavage and butt cleavage, its hard to get off this site.


You bastards!

Hahaha you're fukked just like the rest of us...don't fight it........surrender!!! lol

[calgarian]

I need to get my shit together.
I'm so unmotivated


I joined this board in hopes of getting bigger/stronger.
But with all this cleavage and butt cleavage, its hard to get off this site.


You bastards!

what the hell u blaming for...you started it actually freak started it and then it was u...for 3 weeks first thing in the morning i had to cause of u ...asshole

[RuhlFreak55]

well im sure you are. and thats awesome she did that. but im just sayin.... i have the advantage of location.

well i have advantages of having only been with one girl ever

[gixxerboy1]

lightbulbs are such a slut

fluorescent ones are the worse

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Hahaha you're fukked just like the rest of us...don't fight it........surrender!!! lol

hahaha I knew there had to be a catch when I joined.


Should've read the fine print.

[inky-e]

what the hell u blaming for...you started it actually freak started it and then it was u...for 3 weeks first thing in the morning i had to cause of u ...asshole

Thats a verbal assault on another member...

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

what the hell u blaming for...you started it actually freak started it and then it was u...for 3 weeks first thing in the morning i had to cause of u ...asshole

touche!


**** my life

[scibble]

anything good for appetite stimulation ? (no --not recreational! )

[RuhlFreak55]

touche!


**** my life

yea.......so i'm gonna need the girl in your avatar delivered to me asap.....preferably naked and hogtied with a dog collar on

[inky-e]

hahaha I knew there had to be a catch when I joined.


Should've read the fine print.

Its the fine print that gets you!! My friend bought a new car and when he was almost out the door.. two salesmen grabbed him and held him down then repeatedly violated him.......he didn't read the fine print.

[RuhlFreak55]

anything good for appetite stimulation ? (no --not recreational! )

i just remind myself how big i wanna be

[Kratos]

wtf? who could possibly be that dumb? you can't put something hollow and glass up ur ass....not that's that thin anyway......

The winner so far of stories I've heard is a white rain shampoo bottle. I'm not talking about the travel size. I'm talking about the 2 liter. The doc looked up the guys ass while he was in the ER and all he could see was the triangle symbole for recycle. He said "I don't know what it is, but it's recycle-able." bahahaha. Anyway they tried to take it out through the bung-hole by drilling a hole in the bottle with a little drill and putting in like a toggle bolt and pulling hard. All that ended up doing was making a mess with shampoo running out of the guy's ass. In the end they had to go in through his belly and cut into his intestine to get it out.

[inky-e]

anything good for appetite stimulation ? (no --not recreational! )

b-12

[calgarian]

Thats a verbal assault on another member...

go eat ur orios

[gixxerboy1]

The winner so far of stories I've heard is a white rain shampoo bottle. I'm not talking about the travel size. I'm talking about the 2 liter. The doc looked up the guys ass while he was in the ER and all he could see was the triangle symbole for recycle. He said "I don't know what it is, but it's recycle-able." bahahaha. Anyway they tried to take it out through the bung-hole by drilling a hole in the bottle with a little drill and putting in like a toggle bolt and pulling hard. All that ended up doing was making a mess with shampoo running out of the guy's ass. In the end they had to go in through his belly and cut into his intestine to get it out.

that was the worste day of my life

[inky-e]

I'm out!!! Later you dooshbag whores!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

yea.......so i'm gonna need the girl in your avatar delivered to me asap.....preferably naked and hogtied with a dog collar on

I thought we agreed that 3 times was enough!?!?

Is this the only way you get laid?


Oh well, just for you.

*Sending her Over Night Express*

[RuhlFreak55]

The winner so far of stories I've heard is a white rain shampoo bottle. I'm not talking about the travel size. I'm talking about the 2 liter. The doc looked up the guys ass while he was in the ER and all he could see was the triangle symbole for recycle. He said "I don't know what it is, but it's recycle-able." bahahaha. Anyway they tried to take it out through the bung-hole by drilling a hole in the bottle with a little drill and putting in like a toggle bolt and pulling hard. All that ended up doing was making a mess with shampoo running out of the guy's ass. In the end they had to go in through his belly and cut into his intestine to get it out.

what the hell.....you'd think they'd realize that when it starts going in real fast you slow the **** down and not burry it

[calgarian]

touche!


**** my life

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

later inky

[RuhlFreak55]

I thought we agreed that 3 times was enough!?!?

Is this the only way you get laid?


Oh well, just for you.

*Sending her Over Night Express*

no no just one more time.......can i keep her for 2 days this time? 1 just hasn't been enough in the past

[Dukkit]

that was the worste day of my life

hahaha


sup GIX!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

no no just one more time.......can i keep her for 2 days this time? 1 just hasn't been enough in the past

2 is fine. Your just gonna have to pay for shipping.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

im out for a bit



be back later

[RuhlFreak55]

2 is fine. Your just gonna have to pay for shipping.

deal

[Kratos]

what the hell.....you'd think they'd realize that when it starts going in real fast you slow the **** down and not burry it

maybe it was just too good.
you would think that guy from inxs would have stoped strangeling himself before he died too.