i guess i'll try the b-12
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i guess i'll try the b-12
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haha, the guy was awake in the ER and they kept calling more doctors and people in the room and everyone was laughing their ass off. I guess the guy had a horrified expression on his face through the whole ordeal.Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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he prob now has shampoo phobia.
he should've known that the stuff does not make good poo - it is sham poo.
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rofl
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I heard another good case where this guy was having sex with some peice of heavy machinary and somehow ended up splitting his ball sac open. Like it was a dangerous machine he shouldn't have been having sex with. Anyway, he was so embarrased...didn't want to end up like the guy in the previous story being made fun of in the ER...He decided his best option was to fix it himself with duct tape and a staple gun. By the time he ended up going to the ER he had an infected mess and I'm not sure if he got to keep his nuts or not.
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thank you, thanks everyone,
you've been a great audience, thank you....
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flesh wounds mean hospital....period
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rofl i think i'm over 150 posts on the day
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I think his ball actually fell out of the ball bag, and he just poked it back in a few staples and duct tape. It was way beyond first aid.
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ewww....that sent a shiver down my spine
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we had a lady in her 60's come in the ER, she had put a live fish that her husband caught in her vagina, apparently they tried to get it out for 2 days on their own and since it went in head first, everytime they tried to pull it out, the fins would open up and perforated her vagina, it was a mess when she came in the OR, the tail was pulled off and the smell was horrible.
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*mouth hangs open*
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omg, that's a good one
can you imagaine when she started explaining that to her husband to begin with.
Stupid
Her husband is the one who wanted her to do it
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will someone please explain to elvis in my get laid thread who i drove to canada for cuz i'm not and know all of you know
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nah, he takes your sex life a little too seriously
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maybe the viagra wasn't working
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just amazed he can't figure it out......2 girls posted in my thread.....one of them has/had a guy so that leaves only one to be my love
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**** it's raining again
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what's the problem? you're chillin inside
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rahul where do u work now?
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yea but i need to head to the gym in the near future if i'm going
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i don't have a job at the moment.......dunno how i could get one either with school starting up
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I love whoring at work
boom batta
my pocket's gettin fatta
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what happened to personal training?
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haven't really tried on that front......i dunno that any gyms would let me train people in them either
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i'm also too depressed to function here......ugh.....i shoulda moved home and be commuting to school
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debating not working out.....just doesn't feel like it's gotten much better today
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i've learned a valuable lession:
always cut the fins off first
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oh, and no pirhanas
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what do you expect, you live by yourself and only leave to go to the gym.
I got an idea for you...voulenteer to be a peer touter (spelling)
maybe they'll asign you a nice freshman girl you can help with her homework...I know some girls who had a peer homework helper freshman year and they total had a crush on whoever was helping them. Only problem is you might get assigned all dudes or fat chicks.
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I told you man, 800mg of ibu 2x a day...juice is not the same
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i don't think i'd be able to help them very much......i can be quite blatant and if someone doesn't understand after i've explained something 5 times i'd get angry
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yeeeeeeah, that isn't gonna work then
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ugh I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i haven't said a word in like 2 days now
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do u have a phone? cell phone?
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I kid you not ruhl I'm against SSRI's, but you are one of the few people who I would advise to get yourself on either zolfot or paxil.
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don't waste your life being unhappy
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