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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    that was the worste day of my life
    haha, the guy was awake in the ER and they kept calling more doctors and people in the room and everyone was laughing their ass off. I guess the guy had a horrified expression on his face through the whole ordeal.
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    he prob now has shampoo phobia.

    he should've known that the stuff does not make good poo - it is sham poo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    he prob now has shampoo phobia.

    he should've known that the stuff does not make good poo - it is sham poo.
    rofl
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    I heard another good case where this guy was having sex with some peice of heavy machinary and somehow ended up splitting his ball sac open. Like it was a dangerous machine he shouldn't have been having sex with. Anyway, he was so embarrased...didn't want to end up like the guy in the previous story being made fun of in the ER...He decided his best option was to fix it himself with duct tape and a staple gun. By the time he ended up going to the ER he had an infected mess and I'm not sure if he got to keep his nuts or not.
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    thank you, thanks everyone,

    you've been a great audience, thank you....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I heard another good case where this guy was having sex with some peice of heavy machinary and somehow ended up splitting his ball sac open. Like it was a dangerous machine he shouldn't have been having sex with. Anyway, he was so embarrased...didn't want to end up like the guy in the previous story being made fun of in the ER...He decided his best option was to fix it himself with duct tape and a staple gun. By the time he ended up going to the ER he had an infected mess and I'm not sure if he got to keep his nuts or not.
    flesh wounds mean hospital....period
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    thank you, thanks everyone,

    you've been a great audience, thank you....
    encore
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    rofl i think i'm over 150 posts on the day
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    flesh wounds mean hospital....period
    I think his ball actually fell out of the ball bag, and he just poked it back in a few staples and duct tape. It was way beyond first aid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think his ball actually fell out of the ball bag, and he just poked it back in a few staples and duct tape. It was way beyond first aid.
    ewww....that sent a shiver down my spine
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    we had a lady in her 60's come in the ER, she had put a live fish that her husband caught in her vagina, apparently they tried to get it out for 2 days on their own and since it went in head first, everytime they tried to pull it out, the fins would open up and perforated her vagina, it was a mess when she came in the OR, the tail was pulled off and the smell was horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    we had a lady in her 60's come in the ER, she had put a live fish that her husband caught in her vagina, apparently they tried to get it out for 2 days on their own and since it went in head first, everytime they tried to pull it out, the fins would open up and perforated her vagina, it was a mess when she came in the OR, the tail was pulled off and the smell was horrible.
    *mouth hangs open*
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    we had a lady in her 60's come in the ER, she had put a live fish that her husband caught in her vagina, apparently they tried to get it out for 2 days on their own and since it went in head first, everytime they tried to pull it out, the fins would open up and perforated her vagina, it was a mess when she came in the OR, the tail was pulled off and the smell was horrible.
    omg, that's a good one

    can you imagaine when she started explaining that to her husband to begin with.
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    Her husband is the one who wanted her to do it
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    will someone please explain to elvis in my get laid thread who i drove to canada for cuz i'm not and know all of you know
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    will someone please explain to elvis in my get laid thread who i drove to canada for cuz i'm not and know all of you know
    nah, he takes your sex life a little too seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    Her husband is the one who wanted her to do it
    maybe the viagra wasn't working
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nah, he takes your sex life a little too seriously
    just amazed he can't figure it out......2 girls posted in my thread.....one of them has/had a guy so that leaves only one to be my love
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    **** it's raining again
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    **** it's raining again
    what's the problem? you're chillin inside
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    **** it's raining again
    rahul where do u work now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what's the problem? you're chillin inside
    yea but i need to head to the gym in the near future if i'm going
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    rahul where do u work now?
    i don't have a job at the moment.......dunno how i could get one either with school starting up
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    I love whoring at work
    boom batta
    my pocket's gettin fatta
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i don't have a job at the moment.......dunno how i could get one either with school starting up
    what happened to personal training?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    what happened to personal training?
    haven't really tried on that front......i dunno that any gyms would let me train people in them either
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    i'm also too depressed to function here......ugh.....i shoulda moved home and be commuting to school
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    debating not working out.....just doesn't feel like it's gotten much better today
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    i've learned a valuable lession:

    always cut the fins off first

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm also too depressed to function here......ugh.....i shoulda moved home and be commuting to school
    what do you expect, you live by yourself and only leave to go to the gym.

    I got an idea for you...voulenteer to be a peer touter (spelling)
    maybe they'll asign you a nice freshman girl you can help with her homework...I know some girls who had a peer homework helper freshman year and they total had a crush on whoever was helping them. Only problem is you might get assigned all dudes or fat chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    debating not working out.....just doesn't feel like it's gotten much better today
    I told you man, 800mg of ibu 2x a day...juice is not the same
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what do you expect, you live by yourself and only leave to go to the gym.

    I got an idea for you...voulenteer to be a peer touter (spelling)
    maybe they'll asign you a nice freshman girl you can help with her homework...I know some girls who had a peer homework helper freshman year and they total had a crush on whoever was helping them. Only problem is you might get assigned all dudes or fat chicks.
    i don't think i'd be able to help them very much......i can be quite blatant and if someone doesn't understand after i've explained something 5 times i'd get angry
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i don't think i'd be able to help them very much......i can be quite blatant and if someone doesn't understand after i've explained something 5 times i'd get angry
    yeeeeeeah, that isn't gonna work then
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    ugh I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i haven't said a word in like 2 days now
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ugh I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i haven't said a word in like 2 days now
    do u have a phone? cell phone?
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    I kid you not ruhl I'm against SSRI's, but you are one of the few people who I would advise to get yourself on either zolfot or paxil.
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