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08-22-2008, 02:45 AM #58441
well i'm gonna try to get to sleep
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08-22-2008, 05:35 AM #58442
Whaddup ho's?
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08-22-2008, 05:54 AM #58443
Sometimes I have to wonder about the hospitality and friendliness of those in the ho's. Seems to me ya'll have your own little clique and aren't very accepting of others. Can't we all just get along?
CSAR starts a fire and holds open his hands...
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya....
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08-22-2008, 06:11 AM #58444
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08-22-2008, 06:15 AM #58445
Yeah, but you're short and freaky...you HAVE to accept others...
J/K brah.
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08-22-2008, 06:29 AM #58446
muther****er it's cold in here.......need to find clothes
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08-22-2008, 06:36 AM #58447
R U naked? Look out, I think DSM is in yer closet...
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08-22-2008, 06:38 AM #58448
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 2085...duh, DUH, duh, DUH, duh...2085...
(sing to Prince's 1999)
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08-22-2008, 06:41 AM #58449
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08-22-2008, 06:51 AM #58450
Man, I hear ya. Tokyo is unbelievably stuffy, hot, & humid in the summer. The housing industry here doesn't believe in insulation either, so if we use the A/C, it's nice but a huge waste of money.
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08-22-2008, 06:51 AM #58451
where the hell is dukki....i need his help in that other thread
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08-22-2008, 06:51 AM #58452
What happened to Dukki? I see he got suspended...(again?)
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08-22-2008, 06:51 AM #58453
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08-22-2008, 06:52 AM #58454
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08-22-2008, 06:53 AM #58455
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08-22-2008, 06:54 AM #58456
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08-22-2008, 07:12 AM #58457
Alright, I gotta bust some funky rhymes to bump up my postwhore count...
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08-22-2008, 07:13 AM #58458
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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08-22-2008, 07:17 AM #58459
rofl
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08-22-2008, 07:18 AM #58460
10 surefire ways to annoy other people:
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
6. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
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08-22-2008, 07:23 AM #58461
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and gulps it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep and I was late to my office. My boss was furious and fired me. When I left the building, I went to my car and I found out it was stolen. The police said that they couldn't do anything. I got a cab home, and when I got out I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards in the backseat. The cab driver just drove away."
"When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left and came to this bar. Just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison."
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08-22-2008, 08:18 AM #58462
oh god
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08-22-2008, 08:20 AM #58463
Yo dooshes!
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08-22-2008, 08:22 AM #58464
More of the same...rain!
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08-22-2008, 08:23 AM #58465
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08-22-2008, 09:06 AM #58466
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNNNNNNNNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Whores......
Good Morning daddy!!!
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08-22-2008, 09:45 AM #58468
thinking about callin it a day boys
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08-22-2008, 09:45 AM #58469
It's noon where I am foo
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08-22-2008, 09:50 AM #58470
its 11 here douchey
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08-22-2008, 09:51 AM #58471
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08-22-2008, 09:51 AM #58472
Sup Smokeyd!!
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08-22-2008, 09:53 AM #58473
I'm out til after 2pm
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08-22-2008, 09:55 AM #58474
whats going on inky!!!
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08-22-2008, 09:56 AM #58475
oblivion is present. receive the gift.
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08-22-2008, 09:56 AM #58476
I wonder if Ruhlfreak will get laid
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08-22-2008, 09:58 AM #58477
thinkin' about you, for the last hundred days.
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08-22-2008, 10:00 AM #58478
ive been searchin' for you.
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Im in Califorani Kratos so thats why its only 9 AM over here lol....
Inky I got complements on the meal plan..... from a bodybuilder at the gym...... I felt so good.
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08-22-2008, 10:02 AM #58480
anyone know, what did dukkit do?
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Yes sir, when you drop your estrogen down to nothing you generally feel shitty and ache like hell. Try backin off the AI some next time.
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