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    damn on top of that you've said you don't even meet girls in bars do ya? my hat's off to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    who needs to divorce who?

    scibble is married?
    i believe so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    damn on top of that you've said you don't even meet girls in bars do ya? my hat's off to you
    nah, i dont. ever. ive never ever taken a girl home from a bar or club.

    i dont have the patience for bars and the idiots in them.

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    lately ive been scoping out the maternity stores at the mall, cuz i need to bang another pregnant chick. im gettin the urge

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    ugh the class i have to go to in a bit quite literally is gonna have 2 people in it that AREN'T freshman....and it's a 400 plus person class

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lately ive been scoping out the maternity stores at the mall, cuz i need to bang another pregnant chick. im gettin the urge
    my head is spinning

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ugh the class i have to go to in a bit quite literally is gonna have 2 people in it that AREN'T freshman....and it's a 400 plus person class
    and thats a problem y??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    my head is spinning
    which head?? hahaha

    j/k j/k

    you really need to find your way to having a life bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    and thats a problem y??
    i dunno.....ditzy and annoying and i don't have a chance at knowing anyone either

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    which head?? hahaha

    j/k j/k

    you really need to find your way to having a life bro.
    i think my life might be bodybuilding though

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i dunno.....ditzy and annoying and i don't have a chance at knowing anyone either
    well make new friends
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    i think my life might be bodybuilding though
    no no no. your career can be bodybuilding. but you can have a life along with that.

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    i need to get some money. i need gear. and my car is dying

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    male escort... here i come

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    fresh-izzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well make new friends

    i'm not even sure i can do that....put in social situations i usually just obey the instinct to hide and make myself not noticeable.....which i'm sure looks hilarious given my size...

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    i need to fill up my gallon jug of water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm not even sure i can do that....put in social situations i usually just obey the instinct to hide and make myself not noticeable.....which i'm sure looks hilarious given my size...
    haha i can picture you hiding your bulky ass under a desk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i need to get some money. i need gear. and my car is dying
    i feel da car....i have the green bronco this week and the damn thing keep getting really hot and making funny noises to boot......it's got over 250,000 miles now and a lift though

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha i can picture you hiding your bulky ass under a desk.

    only time it really works is at parties where most everyone is standing up and i'll find somewhere to sit down.....

    i guess whenever i can't hide myself i just look uncomfortable enough that no one approaches me.......it's only happened once since last year.....and i text her everyday now lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i need to fill up my gallon jug of water.
    lol i'm filling mine right now as well.....goddamn water pitcher wont drain fast enough to do it though

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    soooooo

    come here often?

    whats your sign?

    haha

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    i think i just saw a dog pee on my truck......wtf

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    everyone is sleeping

    losers

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i think i just saw a dog pee on my truck......wtf
    oh man. life is really messin with you huh?

    i had the girl walk on my back last night cuz it was back day and i was so tight and sore.

    it felt good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    soooooo

    come here often?

    whats your sign?

    haha
    do corny cute things work? i guess i kinda did one to a girl i really really really like the other day.......i texted her....."hey....so what kinda car do you have? i know i should know but everytime i see you ur just so stunning i don't even see the car "

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    Jesus you guys are at it early. Well I'm off to class. Woot woot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man. life is really messin with you huh?

    i had the girl walk on my back last night cuz it was back day and i was so tight and sore.

    it felt good.
    she must be light.....i guess i could prolly handle up to a 130 pounds doin that though......girlz are so light lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffBuffalo View Post
    Jesus you guys are at it early. Well I'm off to class. Woot woot.
    dude.. i told you... its a lifestyle. a whoring lifestyle

    have fun in class. learn something!! ya bum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    do corny cute things work? i guess i kinda did one to a girl i really really really like the other day.......i texted her....."hey....so what kinda car do you have? i know i should know but everytime i see you ur just so stunning i don't even see the car "
    oh man!! thats cute actually. i usually dont use that type of stuff often. if i start to like a chick then ill tell her cute things. but i dont use that stuff to get girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    do corny cute things work? i guess i kinda did one to a girl i really really really like the other day.......i texted her....."hey....so what kinda car do you have? i know i should know but everytime i see you ur just so stunning i don't even see the car "
    i mean it was entirely true....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    she must be light.....i guess i could prolly handle up to a 130 pounds doin that though......girlz are so light lol
    yes she was, like 120 or so. shes tallish 5'8 but has a very small frame

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man!! thats cute actually. i usually dont use that type of stuff often. if i start to like a chick then ill tell her cute things. but i dont use that stuff to get girls
    i have to create her leaving her bf though......i'm clearly better suited for her though

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    shit ok i've gotta run to class.....since this ****er is 3 hours long i'll prolly get on the laptop

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    shit ok i've gotta run to class.....since this ****er is 3 hours long i'll prolly get on the laptop

    peace. ill catch ya later bro

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    back to whoring alone

    i think its a true measure of ones character if they can succesfully whore alone.

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    damn, i need to do this paper work so i can leave at 12

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    back in the saddle again!!

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    yea im back!!!

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