'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

Don't get angry Ruhl, I still love you, its just your misery is laughable and you really have no one else to blame but yourself

i'm not laughing

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the now bf was always there.....he was just a good friend till recently.....and i've done all i can, i even asked her out for god sakes......first girl i've EVER asked out, well in person verbally anyway

Kudos ! to you for that!

because she's perfect......she's my princess i just know it. The way she smiles at me could melt a thousand suns and it's all i can do to keep from dropping to my knees when exposed to it's infinite brilliance

unfortunately at this moment she's using it to melt the other guy's penis.

i am not emo......wtf....i have walls upon walls upon walls that give me a very tough and hard exterior that i almost never let anyone through

yeah but youre liquidy on the inside....like me...

i don't stalk people.....i talk to her.....i text her......how's that stalking? hmmm i have wanted to find her house before and drive by it so maybe i really am a stalker at heart i dunno

i notice these days people use the STALK word VERY liberally. it's like if you look at a girl too many times you're a stalker....people apparently just have a very low threshold for getting creeped out...

[Kratos]

fyi ruhl the sun is hot as balls, it does not need melting

[RuhlFreak55]

fyi ruhl the sun is hot as balls, it does not need melting

ur missing the point

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah but youre liquidy on the inside....like me...

yea but no one in my life cept my parents know that......

[RuhlFreak55]

unfortunately at this moment she's using it to melt his penis.

i don't think that's true......i'd bet alot of money she's a virgin still.

[RuhlFreak55]

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i notice these days people use the STALK word VERY liberally. it's like if you look at a girl too many times you're a stalker....people apparently just have a very low threshold for getting creeped out...

well if that's people's definition of stalk now then i stalk like every girl whose face i can remember around campus

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a lot of girls are virgins but can still suck a good ****

[RuhlFreak55]

a lot of girls are virgins but can still suck a good ****

stop that i don't wanna think of that.....ugh, ur ruining my image of her.

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stop that i don't wanna think of that.....ugh, ur ruining my image of her.

oh sorry , didn't mean it...








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hmmm....i am enticingly close to that 1000 mark...

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nine....

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eight....

[RuhlFreak55]

[Kratos]

i don't think that's true......i'd bet alot of money she's a virgin still.

you must be joking

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i'm sure she is a very nice girl...

but she takes a sheet, just like all the rest...

only maybe it smells like apple blossoms....

[RuhlFreak55]

you must be joking

no, truly.....she's told me that before...

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ruhl's got those sulky blue ball smiley goin again....*sigh*

[RuhlFreak55]

she's not the type to lie i don't think either......

[Kratos]

she gets stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey and she knows it

[RuhlFreak55]

i don't think i'm gonna get up till 7:30

[RuhlFreak55]

she gets stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey and she knows it

stop it....you don't know her....

[scibble]

take from me ruhl....

the whole in-love, sulk, in-love, sulk cycle will never ever work for you
i did that for many years even well before you were born, and it resulted in miserable sad failure every time.... the princesses will never go for that.

[Kratos]

why do you think he went from being her friend to her boyfriend? so they can not have sex together...c'mon...he only became her bf after he slammed her.

[RuhlFreak55]

take from me ruhl....

the whole in-love, sulk, in-love, sulk cycle will never ever work for you
i did that for many years even well before you were born, and it resulted in miserable sad failure every time.... the princesses will never go for that.

but what can one do? my heart knows what it wants.....even if it never gets it

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no, truly.....she's told me that before...

was there some opening or invitation that you missed about that time?

[RuhlFreak55]

why do you think he went from being her friend to her boyfriend? so they can not have sex together...c'mon...he only became her bf after he slammed her.

ur seriously not being funny anymore........why can't i just have one good thing happen to me

[RuhlFreak55]

was there some opening or invitation that you missed about that time?

no i don't think so......i'll admit though i can't even see when girls check me out

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but what can one do? my heart knows what it wants.....even if it never gets it

i think once you are able to convince yourself that you'll be happy without her, then you can feel more at ease in her presence, and she will get good vibes from you because you won't be radiating that desperately in-love aura that sickens her.

[RuhlFreak55]

i think once you are able to convince yourself that you'll be happy without her, then you can feel more at ease in her presence, and she will get good vibes from you because you won't be radiating that desperately in-love aura that sickens her.

i don't understand.....why would that sicken someone? people don't want to be loved anymore? that's nonsense........

[RuhlFreak55]

or is it the desperate part? but then love is supposed to feel desperate....like you'll die without your love......like she's a piece of you and without that piece you simply can't be whole

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ur seriously not being funny anymore........why can't i just have one good thing happen to me

maybe for you this WAS a good thing..

the other dude for all you know is going to come back from the doctor this week scratching his balls like there's no tomorrow and popping antibiotics....

[RuhlFreak55]

maybe for you this WAS a good thing..

the other dude for all you know is going to come back from the doctor this week scratching his balls like there's no tomorrow and popping antibiotics....

have i done a horrible job describing this girl or something?

[scibble]

i don't understand.....why would that sicken someone? people don't want to be loved anymore? that's nonsense........

i'm not sure i know 100% but i think that they want to be loved by a confident person, and it's a weakness to be all puppy love about her...it's not real love anyway.

[RuhlFreak55]

she's a good girl......

[RuhlFreak55]

i'm not sure i know 100% but i think that they want to be loved by a confident person, and it's a weakness to be all puppy love about her...it's not real love anyway.

it is so


wtf is "confident love" anyway?

[Amorphic]

she's a good girl......

be careful with that line.

i've crushed myself believing that before.

i honestly think ive been through the same kind of thing as you ruhl, 4 year relationship, gave her my all. it failed but somehow i loved again. that love failed though too so i dunno what to tell you man

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or is it the desperate part? but then love is supposed to feel desperate....like you'll die without your love......like she's a piece of you and without that piece you simply can't be whole

people who are in a serious long term relationship don't feel that way to that level of intensity...that is a false transient desperate illusion.

you must visualize her picking a large nasty booger out of her nose as she takes a big smelly dump.

[RuhlFreak55]

be careful with that line.

i've crushed myself believing that before.

i honestly think ive been through the same kind of thing as you ruhl, 4 year relationship, gave her my all. it failed but somehow i loved again. that love failed though too so i dunno what to tell you man

well you could tell me it's impossible to win but i'd never believe that......i know that special person is out there for everyone

[Amorphic]

well you could tell me it's impossible to win but i'd never believe that......i know that special person is out there for everyone

the problem can be that you may be with that special person and still lose her.