'Official Postwhore Thread'

[mex83]

Why are you nervous mex? Are you going to be putting out on the first date?

no cause he is hot and so my type and I never have actually gone on a date with someone that was so my type... I mean this boy is hot in my eyes of course.... and he is masculine that is new to me... I always get the fem or kinda fem ones but never the masculine ones..... Plus it doesnt help when he is like all into me and shit.... he calls me "wolverine" cause of all scruffy facial and head hair I had this week for the challange... I told him im more of a chubby bear and he said that he doesnt care about my belly and that after I loose it he will like me just as much as he does already.

[Dukkit]

how are the whores doing today

look at us. we are wonderful

oblivious and whoring till we die

[gixxerboy1]

one of my good friend's who's a spine surgeon is divorcing his wife...he has to give her their 5 million dollar house, 1 million dollar condo in Vermont and support her lifestyle for the next 10 years and pay child support on their 3 kids.

He told her he wanted a divorce on their 20th wedding aniversery, now that's a cruel joke.

tel lhim the assasin known as dukki can take care of her for half of that

[Dukkit]

Good morning whores. Making daddy money?

psh, barely makin me money

how are ya bro?

[mex83]

Good morning whores. Making daddy money?

Hey whats up man... got any more of them cookies? lol

[KatsMeow]

hahaha you guys are hilarious. damn i hate allergies, every morning i wake up i'm all stuffed up and eyes water like crazy

i'm the same way, except I wake up to a bloody nose.
The news said that this has been the worst year for allergies.

[Deltasaurus]

lol Chubby bear thats awsome

[Dukkit]

tel lhim the assasin known as dukki can take care of her for half of that

hell yea!! im serious. im taking assassin 101 classes at the local community college. once im done. ill be mercing ppl left and right

screw it. not even half. just a car

[Kratos]

what a jerk for telling her then

yeah, she's really hott and nice too but he always resented her for not working. His only explaination was "I have a sickness for other women."

[mex83]

lol Chubby bear thats awsome

Well I am hairy and chubby so yeah I would be a chubby bear.... lol... or a cub since im only 25 hmmmmm let me ponder on that and get back to you lol.

[Dukkit]

yeah, she's really hott and nice too but he always resented her for not working. His only explaination was "I have a sickness for other women."

oh i am so stealing and using that

[KatsMeow]

no cause he is hot and so my type and I never have actually gone on a date with someone that was so my type... I mean this boy is hot in my eyes of course.... and he is masculine that is new to me... I always get the fem or kinda fem ones but never the masculine ones..... Plus it doesnt help when he is like all into me and shit.... he calls me "wolverine" cause of all scruffy facial and head hair I had this week for the challange... I told him im more of a chubby bear and he said that he doesnt care about my belly and that after I loose it he will like me just as much as he does already.

awwww....i'm sure tonight will be a good date

[mex83]

yeah, she's really hott and nice too but he always resented her for not working. His only explaination was "I have a sickness for other women."

Isnt that is sickness every guy has?

[Dukkit]

i watched this movie the other night.

this dudes mom was a drunk and on lots of pills. but like a happy drunk.

and she goes... "look at me, im fit as a fukkin fiddle"

i used it last night

[KatsMeow]

yeah, she's really hott and nice too but he always resented her for not working. His only explaination was "I have a sickness for other women."

well does she take care of the kids though?

[mex83]

awwww....i'm sure tonight will be a good date

I know but its weird.... and exciting at the same time..... this boy is hot.... I even like the way he dresses.... he shops at Urban Outfitters lol.

[Kratos]

tel lhim the assasin known as dukki can take care of her for half of that

the cops always know enough to follow the bouncing ball. Aka money leaving the bank account just before her death.

[Dukkit]

i had 2 double chocolate chip cookies earlier. and i spread all natty PB on them and made a sandwich. damn it was good

[hotpink]

Dukki is da mannn

[Dukkit]

the cops always know enough to follow the bouncing ball. Aka money leaving the bank account just before her death.

nah. ill wait till her estate is settled for payment

[Kratos]

well does she take care of the kids though?

yeah, she does, with some help from a nanny so she can play tennis and go shopping and stuff. But she loves her kids.

[KatsMeow]

well i'm striking out to get a shower....later

[Kratos]

oh i am so stealing and using that

hahaha, you would

[Ernst]

I have a sickness for other women. I went back to college at 25 not for a better career, but to pick up chicks I couldn't meet in a bar. I think it's terminal.

[Kratos]

I have a sickness for other women. I went back to college at 25 not for a better career, but to pick up chicks I couldn't meet in a bar. I think it's terminal.

I totally want to go back to college

[mex83]

My name is Mex83 and I have sickness for other guys......

[Kratos]

my mom called me sexist last night...I kinda flipped out a little bit and I usually wouldn't care. I think it's the new tren .

[Ernst]

Hi Mex...

[Dukkit]

Dukki is da mannn

what makes ya say that sweetheart?

[Dukkit]

my mom called me sexist last night...I kinda flipped out a little bit and I usually wouldn't care. I think it's the new tren.

you runnin 700 a week?

if i ran that much. id flip out too

[mex83]

Hi Mex...

Hi Ernst.... so what is tonight session about haha...

[gixxerboy1]

my mom called me sexist last night...I kinda flipped out a little bit and I usually wouldn't care. I think it's the new tren.

at first i thought you said your momed called you sexy. That would be a little wierd

[Dukkit]

mixing instant coffee in with my oats right now.

make this day go faster

[Dukkit]

so apparently when your sniping ppl. you pull the trigger (slow and steady) as your breathing in and half way through the breath. it somehow makes your vision more acute.

[Dukkit]

psh. im well on my way to killin some fukkers for money

[mex83]

ok im out need to get some work done here.... i havent done shit all week long lol.

[Dukkit]

ok im out need to get some work done here.... i havent done shit all week long lol.

later. i should be gettin work done also.

ill wait till i get yelled at though

[Dukkit]

Dukki is da mannn

hotpink is da wo-mann!!

[Kratos]

what makes ya say that sweetheart?

isn't hot pink dead?

[Ernst]

I think I'll go shooting today. Sounds fun.... Got a 7mm mag rifle and a .223 carbine I still haven't gotten to play with.