'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

hey!

[smokeyd]

whats up guys, another beautiful fall like morning

[Voland]

Its been all dull and cloudy and humid for the past tree days.

[RuhlFreak55]

uhhh... sooo.... i met this chick last night. amazingly gorgeous. sweet. but shes a little to goody goody for me. though i find that a challenge. so i may have to hang in there a bit and see how it goes

what's she look like?

[Dukkit]

hey!

hello my friend. i cooked up some chorizo last night and thought of you my spainish friend

whats up guys, another beautiful fall like morning

hey buddy!! it is a damn nice day out!! think i may go into the bathroom here at work and call in sick. lol

[RuhlFreak55]

also have you EVER been rejected? this is just ridiculous u meet a new girl every 12 hours

[Dukkit]

what's she look like?

she sent me a pic this morning. ill post it up

[Dukkit]

shes 5'3, 110lbs

and im in love. lol

[smokeyd]

hey buddy!! it is a damn nice day out!! think i may go into the bathroom here at work and call in sick. lol

ew good idea

[Dukkit]

also have you EVER been rejected? this is just ridiculous u meet a new girl every 12 hours

oh ive been rejected many times. but lately its been the point that im good at feeling out a girl and seeing if she interested before i go and put myself out there like that.

but yea i get rejected left and right.

its a numbers game... the more women you talk to, the better chances you have of taking one home.

[Voland]

also have you EVER been rejected? this is just ridiculous u meet a new girl every 12 hours

I don't know anyone in this world who hasn't been rejected a lot of times.

[Dukkit]

ive been meeting really skinny girls lately. i like em with a bit more meat. but shes just so pretty i cant say no of course. lol

[smokeyd]

lol if you havnt been rejected a lot then you havnt gone out with a lot, they go hand in hand, not every girl you meet will like you, just like you not going to wanna date every girl you meet

[RuhlFreak55]

shes 5'3, 110lbs

and im in love. lol

she's sexy

I don't know anyone in this world who hasn't been rejected a lot of times.

well now you do, i think i've been rejected once...that was enough

[RuhlFreak55]

well i like skinny

[Dukkit]

she's sexy



well now you do, i think i've been rejected once...that was enough

lol. poor ruhl. you cant let that taint the rest of your explorations into the dating world!!

and yes she is sexy. i hugged her last night and she is just so petite. it will be fun.

and she emailed me this morning sayin that she loved hugging me cuz im so big and she felt so small and protected

*sigh*

[smokeyd]

well i like skinny

+1 f

[Dukkit]

well i like skinny

i like skinny. but to a point. i dont like cuddling with a girl and feeling her ribs or hip bone poke into me. lol. thats how the math chick is. i mean the math chick is sexy as hell also. but about 8 more pounds would do so much more in terms of filling her out and letting me enjoy her body more

[Voland]

well now you do, i think i've been rejected once...that was enough

If you wanna get laid you better start getting rejected. In fact make rejection a game (seriously it reaches a point in which i wnna listen her rejection, something original).
Do you know how many times i've been told "Fvck off!/ "your botherm me" just after saying "hi"? prolly like 30 or 40. Do i care. Nop. I just laugh at their faces and say. "You're so charming..." I leave.

[RuhlFreak55]

lol. poor ruhl. you cant let that taint the rest of your explorations into the dating world!!

and yes she is sexy. i hugged her last night and she is just so petite. it will be fun.

and she emailed me this morning sayin that she loved hugging me cuz im so big and she felt so small and protected

*sigh*

grrrrrrrrrrrrr wtf aren't i bigger than u?

[RuhlFreak55]

If you wanna get laid you better start getting rejected. In fact make rejection a game (seriously it reaches a point in which i wnna listen her rejection, something original).
Do you know how many times i've been told "Fvck off!/ "your botherm me" just after saying "hi"? prolly like 30 or 40. Do i care. Nop. I just laugh at their faces and say. "You're so charming..." I leave.

i don't like that

[Voland]

I like them in between 150 and 175 cms. Skinny but fit. Although i've been with taller ones.

[Voland]

i don't like that

well get over it. Girl are not sweet angels, who treat everyone so nice. That's false. They are jerks too, just as some guys.

[Dukkit]

grrrrrrrrrrrrr wtf aren't i bigger than u?

lol. your bigger in terms of muscle mass. but im bigger in terms of height, remember im 6'3 and shes 5'3 so thats what she liked. also.... im 220ish and shes 110 ish. so im a foot bigger and twice her weight. thats what made her feel small

[Voland]

lol. your bigger in terms of muscle mass. but im bigger in terms of height, remember im 6'3 and shes 5'3 so thats what she liked. also.... im 220ish and shes 110 ish. so im a foot bigger and twice her weight. thats what made her feel small

5,3 is not small for a chick.

[RuhlFreak55]

lol. your bigger in terms of muscle mass. but im bigger in terms of height, remember im 6'3 and shes 5'3 so thats what she liked. also.... im 220ish and shes 110 ish. so im a foot bigger and twice her weight. thats what made her feel small

can i ever win?

[RuhlFreak55]

5,3 is not small for a chick.

ummm yea it is.....

[Voland]

Ruhl. Come to Europe. If you don't get laid in Czech or Hungary. Then you may consider being a monk. But don't give up.

[smokeyd]

my old lady is 5' 10"

[RuhlFreak55]

Ruhl. Come to Europe. If you don't get laid in Czech or Hungary. Then you may consider being a monk. But don't give up.

do they have monks that are cool? like not religious? or some cool religion like Nordic

[Voland]

ummm yea it is.....

Well in the US maybe. But 5,3. that is 160cms is average if not more than chicks are here.

[RuhlFreak55]

Well in the US maybe. But 5,3. that is 160cms is average if not more than chicks are here.

we must have taller genes then

[Voland]

do they have monks that are cool? like not religious? or some cool religion like Nordic

Yeah you could live in the mountains of Czech selling home made beer all cool dressed like a druid.

[RuhlFreak55]

Ruhl. Come to Europe. If you don't get laid in Czech or Hungary. Then you may consider being a monk. But don't give up.

i don't think they'd give me a passport honestly.....i've never had any immunizations

[Dukkit]

5,3 is not small for a chick.

in US it is. most chicks i date are 5'9 average.

[smokeyd]

i don't think they'd give me a passport honestly.....i've never had any immunizations

and they still let you into college

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah you could live in the mountains of Czech selling home made beer all cool dressed like a druid.

i was a druid for awhile....or tried to be....they're vegetarians though and i couldn't keep up with that

[Dukkit]

and they still let you into college

they still let him out into the public!!

[RuhlFreak55]

and they still let you into college

i sign some religious exemption thingy....not that i'm religious, i just wont get shots, they're bad for you

[smokeyd]

lol get your shots ruhl