'Official Postwhore Thread'

[scibble]

did anyone ask him about all those tiny little grave markers in his back yard with hearts on them?

[peachfuzz]

well bros. make sure everybody bids farewell to dukki. he has found a girl now and will soon be ditching his family here at ar. its been fun man. were gonna miss you.

[scibble]

and "RIP Frisky: You'll always have a special place....



in my bung hole"

[Kratos]

And how are you today Kratos? How was the surgery this morning?

it went a little long, late start...I had to go to court to fight a traffic ticket at 2 and I was late. They offered me 160 bucks off, I'm taking it to trial.

[mex83]

Where is the pre marriage party going to be at? let me know so I can start looking for flight prices. lol.

[Kratos]

and "RIP Frisky: You'll always have a special place....
in my bung hole"

you love talking about butt play scibble, I know your game, try to stay above it all...but you can't.

[mex83]

Mex check your PM and email again. More info for you bud

Replied back bro hey do you have yahoo messenger is it the same as your email?

[scibble]

it just bothered me when i saw Ruhl making that big bonfire, burning that mound of Habitrails

and i didn't start it!

[mex83]

you love talking about butt play scibble, I know your game, try to stay above it all...but you can't.

scibble can i be in your butt hole too since you mention it so much haha..

[Dukkit]

Where is the pre marriage party going to be at? let me know so I can start looking for flight prices. lol.

haha. Kratos is planning it

well bros. make sure everybody bids farewell to dukki. he has found a girl now and will soon be ditching his family here at ar. its been fun man. were gonna miss you.

nah, even when i was engaged i was still on here from 8-4 everyday cuz im at work
so i wont leave you guys!!

[Reed]

Replied back bro hey do you have yahoo messenger is it the same as your email?

No I have no instant messager.

[Kratos]

it just bothered me when i saw Ruhl making that big bonfire, burning that mound of Habitrails

and i didn't start it!

what's a habitrail, it that like those plastic tube things in pet stores the gerbils crawl thru?

[scibble]

what's a habitrail, it that like those plastic tube things in pet stores the gerbils crawl thru?

yeah, it made me so suspicious!

hey, you know about those! you own one!

[Kratos]

from what I understand there has been no medical evidence that gerbiling has ever happened.
It might just be an urban legend. Idk, it's a common one though, so someone might have tried it after hearing the legend.

[Kratos]

haha. Kratos is planning it!!

Yeah, pre-wedding divorce party.

Do we need male strippers to mex? I guess yes if ruhl is gonna be there.

[KatsMeow]

it went a little long, late start...I had to go to court to fight a traffic ticket at 2 and I was late. They offered me 160 bucks off, I'm taking it to trial.

What was the ticket for?

[mex83]

Yeah, pre-wedding divorce party.

Do we need male strippers to mex? I guess yes if ruhl is gonna be there.

nah you dont need any lol just watching you drunk guys taking off them clothes while the female strippers are taking off will be enough for me haha.

[Dukkit]

Yeah, pre-wedding divorce party.

Do we need male strippers to mex? I guess yes if ruhl is gonna be there.

lol. lets just make it a big gay, non gay orgy

male and female strippers

lots of whiskey

some extenstion cords

and big butt plugs for ruhl
and small butt plugs for me.

[Freakish]

lol. lets just make it a big gay, non gay orgy

male and female strippers

lots of whiskey

some extenstion cords

and big butt plugs for ruhl
and small butt plugs for me.

shit i dont know what you guys are talking about...but im in lol

[Freakish]

and we can train a monkey to hold a camcorder

[scibble]

http://www.homosexinfo.org/Sexuality/RectalObjects

eel recovered from rectum

[Freakish]

thats disgusting

[mex83]

shit i dont know what you guys are talking about...but im in lol

im in looking at flight prices for the east coast as we speak lol. ILL BE MY GUN OIL LUBE LMFAO.

[Freakish]

im in looking at flight prices for the east coast as we speak lol. ILL BE MY GUN OIL LUBE LMFAO.

lmao

[mex83]

FoR THE RECORD I AM NOT THAT KIND OF GAY.... ONLY THING THAT GOES UP MY ASS IS A MALES PENIS...... FYI

[Kratos]

what's with you and extension cords dukk? fear of electricity? Did you have a shocking experience as a child?

[Dukkit]

shit i dont know what you guys are talking about...but im in lol

lol. My pre-marriage divorce party. or something like that. haha your more then welcome to join!

and we can train a monkey to hold a camcorder

nice. ive always wanted a monkey

[mex83]

lmao

sorry mean to say bring.

[Dukkit]

what's with you and extension cords dukk? fear of electricity? Did you have a shocking experience as a child?

no im not scared. you havent seen when i told about them?

you tape one wire to you and one wire to another person and when you touch each other you connect the circuit and the electricty flows through you? its very erotic when a girl licks your nipples and her tounge is flowing with electricity

[Kratos]

What was the ticket for?

passing a school bus going the opposite direction...the cop said it had it's red blinking lights on. and he said I was following the car in front of me too close. So in that case that car also passed the school bus with red blinking lights on.

[smokeyd]

nasty why you lookin at that site bro

[Freakish]

no im not scared. you havent seen when i told about them?

you tape one wire to you and one wire to another person and when you touch each other you connect the circuit and the electricty flows through you? its very erotic when a girl licks your nipples and her tounge is flowing with electricity

hhmmmm interesting

[smokeyd]

no im not scared. you havent seen when i told about them?

you tape one wire to you and one wire to another person and when you touch each other you connect the circuit and the electricty flows through you? its very erotic when a girl licks your nipples and her tounge is flowing with electricity

kidding right??? lol

[Kratos]

bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steer’s horn, baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pig’s tail, and kitchen items such as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle.(1-12) The typical patient that presents in the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is a male homosexual;(4) the other patients are women or patients who have been rectally assaulted with a foreign body.

I don't see any mention of heterosexual males there scibble

[Dukkit]

kidding right??? lol

not
at
all


its fun. get a nice buzz from some whiskey and do it.

make foreplay amazing

sex is kinda hard to do cuz when you bring bodily fluids into the picture the electricity gets a bit much to handle though

[Freakish]

bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steer’s horn, baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pig’s tail, and kitchen items such as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle.(1-12) The typical patient that presents in the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is a male homosexual;(4) the other patients are women or patients who have been rectally assaulted with a foreign body.

I don't see any mention of heterosexual males there scibble

thats like a macguver sex pack

[Kratos]

no im not scared. you havent seen when i told about them?

you tape one wire to you and one wire to another person and when you touch each other you connect the circuit and the electricty flows through you? its very erotic when a girl licks your nipples and her tounge is flowing with electricity

hmm, with an extension cord though you have one hot and one power company ground...or if it's three prong one hot and one power company ground and one house ground...it could end poorly for the person taped to the hot wire should they become grounded by touching anything metal.

[Dukkit]

hmm, with an extension cord though you have one hot and one power company ground...or if it's three prong one hot and one power company ground and one house ground...it could end poorly for the person taped to the hot wire should they become grounded by touching anything metal.

oh now your going to ruin it for me.

lol

all i know is some friends showed me it and ive showed some ppl it

no problems so far.

but now im going to have to figure out a safer way to do it

[Dukkit]

hmm, with an extension cord though you have one hot and one power company ground...or if it's three prong one hot and one power company ground and one house ground...it could end poorly for the person taped to the hot wire should they become grounded by touching anything metal.

what about dollar store extension cords. they dont have all that. lol. at least not what ive seen

[Dukkit]

put me on the train momma! yeah, put me on the train momma cuz im leaving today!