just suprised
just suprised
Mooo?
Who the hell is this chick?Originally Posted by pewntang
id deff hit it
to vascular for me but i still do herOriginally Posted by Lexed
she is pumped up though when she is not working out she is prb not vasc
Her tities are all pumped upOriginally Posted by Lexed
better then this
those are to ugly dudesOriginally Posted by Lexed
they prob have little clit penis's
way better than that...
Originally Posted by Lexed
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Originally Posted by pewntang
That your new girl?
Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
if she was on a gixxer i would say yes... but thats a ninja .. yikk....
more my style..
Originally Posted by pewntang
She is to skinny for you
poon u put any engine mods on your bike?
yea i know .... i was talking about the bike... put the first girl on the second bike ... you got a deal...
lol That makes more senceOriginally Posted by pewntang
i got these lovely ladies to model for me...
Well I am off to the gym. I took a sick day today from work so I could catch up on my sleep.
I can't avert my eyes from your avatar!!!Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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Doesn't she have a penis? Is that your style?Originally Posted by pewntang
lol. thanksOriginally Posted by Renesis
i want that kick stand for my bikeOriginally Posted by pewntang
Originally Posted by rana173
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i swear i got this shirt at home... LOL... got it at target...Originally Posted by pewntang
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did i tell you guys that i was coaching soccer...
here are my lil whipper snappers...
Won a car for a week in a golf tournement yesterday.
Got pulled over twice while drunk in it last night. After I showed the second police officer my first speeding ticket, he told me he wouldn't give me a ticket or arrest me. He said you smell like a brew house, I want you to go home and punch yourself in the junk. I didn't do it, but I'm happy I'm not in jail.
I was 3 sheets to the wind, started drinking at 1:00, polished off a 30 rack by the end of the golf round. I kept drinking through dinner, and went out to the bar after that.
On a positive note I won the long drive, and a closest to the pin.
First cop was local, second was a state trooper. 1st cop put me through the alphebet from d to t (I can't say that sober) checked my eyes with flashlight. He said, "I'm willing to bet you won't pass the breathalizer." I said, "I don't want to find out sir." Got a ticket for going 65 in a 30, I get so many tickets I use them as toilet paper. 2nd cop did the flashlight thing in my eyes, he was quite a comedian, jacked mother fuccer.
"but sir I just got a speeding ticket an hour ago."
I spread the story out for maximum whore-idness
lol.... sounds like a good time
what kind of car did you get ... how ong was the long drive..?
Long drive was 357 yards, dead center on a tight fairway.
Car is a honda ridgeline, I'm gonna kick the shit out of it before I return it.
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