'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Chode Logan]

Can't touch this by MC Hammer is on the radio and my glutes can't stop flexing to the beat and generally being funky.

[Kratos]

Kratos you have a PM

hmm sad

[Chode Logan]

well if i didn't have plans with somebody i would have done it LOL. but i know if i did it i would feel too guilty and karma would bite me in the ass.

I'm the king of doing stupid things I regret. But somehow, instead of stopping the dumb things, I just stopped regretting them. Life's more fun that way

[KatsMeow]

hmm sad

[Chode Logan]

600 bitches

[Reed]

Me and this girl have been doing that for a while, we broke up like a year or so ago but still hung out ever so often. Its just weird cause I haven't talked to her in like 5 months and all of the sudden.

[Skully44420]

i've stayed friends with pretty much all my ex's except for this last one. but she was gone in the navy for 2 years so we didn't really know each other that well anymore and the connection wasn't there even to just be friends. i was thinking about calling her though to see if she could take me to get a part for my truck and take me to the grocery store LOL. but even if i did that i would feel guilty

[Kratos]

whew, just actually had to work

my head hurts

i need sugar and coffee

I'm back on my add pills, I don't need coffee anymore.
Worried I'm gonna loose a lot of weight though. I have to choke down food.

[Chode Logan]

I'm back on my add pills, I don't need coffee anymore.
Worried I'm gonna loose a lot of weight though. I have to choke down food.

Just build an IV into your shirt that constantly flows Prop, Protein, creatine and aminos into your blood.

[Chode Logan]

Wtf, they hired a huge fat girl to work at the front desk at my gym, like a BIG girl. That doesn't make any sense to me. No offense, just in case any of you guys are fat girls.

[Skully44420]

I'm back on my add pills, I don't need coffee anymore.
Worried I'm gonna loose a lot of weight though. I have to choke down food.

you can send me those A.D.D. pills if you want LOL. i wouldn't mind loosing a lot of weight

[Chode Logan]

Jesus I'm all zipped out on ECA

[Skully44420]

Wtf, they hired a huge fat girl to work at the front desk at my gym, like a BIG girl. That doesn't make any sense to me. No offense, just in case any of you guys are fat girls.

LOL thats not something you want to see when you go into a gym. you want to know that the employees there believe in working out and actually use the gym.

[Chode Logan]

LOL thats not something you want to see when you go into a gym. you want to know that the employees there believe in working out and actually use the gym.

Exactly, it's bad enough the rest of the girls don't know anything or work out, atleast they could lie and say they do. This girl is an easy 250, she has to be. I'm 215 and a pretty big dude and she is much wider and thicker than me.

[Kratos]

Wtf, they hired a huge fat girl to work at the front desk at my gym, like a BIG girl. That doesn't make any sense to me. No offense, just in case any of you guys are fat girls.

we had a bowling ball of a girl at the front desk of my old gym, it made me want to work-out harder. She was always eating m&m's at the desk.

[Chode Logan]

...should I ask her what her cycles look like?

[Dukkit]

I'm back on my add pills, I don't need coffee anymore.
Worried I'm gonna loose a lot of weight though. I have to choke down food.

oh that would blow. all that weight that you kinda worked hard for!!

[Chode Logan]

we had a bowling ball of a girl at the front desk of my old gym, it made me want to work-out harder. She was always eating m&m's at the desk.

I don't even understand the logic, I'm going to ask the manager ha. It's like having Stephen Hawking work at Foot Locker.

[mex83]

haha.... IM A FAT GIRL let me go to my corner and cry my eyes out lol.

[Skully44420]

...should I ask her what her cycles look like?

do it!!

[Kratos]

oh that would blow. all that weight that you kinda worked hard for!!

yeah, it sucks, I'm starting to look muscular again rather than just big.

so what's my next move with this girl? phone call or txt?

[mex83]

...should I ask her what her cycles look like?

I would like to see her response lol.....

beware she might think you are hitting on her lmfao.

[Chode Logan]

haha.... IM A FAT GIRL let me go to my corner and cry my eyes out lol.

[Kratos]

haha.... IM A FAT GIRL let me go to my corner and cry my eyes out lol.

have you checked your weight since the depressing 309?

[mex83]

have you checked your weight since the depressing 309?

yes I am down 3 lbs in one week..... most likely its just water and shit

[mex83]

I need a cig too lol.... give me one lol.

[Chode Logan]

I would like to see her response lol.....

beware she might think you are hitting on her lmfao.

Who says I'm not?


"Hey baby, you can suck on my dbols all night long"

[scibble]

Pray I get this job at the vet clinic!! cross your fingers!

equipoise anyone? hehe

[Chode Logan]

I need a cig too lol.... give me one lol.

It's in the mail. You don't happen to share that filthy habit with the likes of a scumbag such as myself do you?

[mex83]

Who says I'm not?


"Hey baby, you can suck on my dbols all night long"

beware she might want to have you for lunch lmfao.......

[Chode Logan]

beware she might want to have you for lunch lmfao.......

"Chode, it's what's for dinner"

[Kratos]

I would like to see her response lol.....

beware she might think you are hitting on her lmfao.

I got hit on by one of the desk girls at my old gym maybe a month ago. She was about 20 years old, not really fat, but kinda manly. He name was Candice although some of the other desk girls nicknamed her mandice hahaha. She told one of the old dudes at the gym she just wanted me to f her, cause she was heading back to school after the summer and was really horny. I thought about it, but never followed through.

[Dukkit]

yeah, it sucks, I'm starting to look muscular again rather than just big.

so what's my next move with this girl? phone call or txt?

so your noticing a difference in body comp? thats sweet.

well you have texted her enough and have known her for like 2 weeks or so?

time to call her. ask her to dinner, out for drinks, game of pool, or a movie some night this week.

[Chode Logan]

I got hit on by one of the desk girls at my old gym maybe a month ago. She was about 20 years old, not really fat, but kinda manly. He name was Candice although some of the other desk girls nicknamed her mandice hahaha. She told one of the old dudes at the gym she just wanted me to f her, cause she was heading back to school after the summer and was really horny. I thought about it, but never followed through.

Gym chicks are all a bit horny, it's either the horny ones who want to work there or they turn horny from all the sweat and pheromones mixed with 90's dance music. One of the girls who worked here tugged me off under my desk a couple months ago.

[Skully44420]

"chode, it's what's for dinner"

lmao!!!

[Kratos]

so your noticing a difference in body comp? thats sweet.

well you have texted her enough and have known her for like 2 weeks or so?

time to call her. ask her to dinner, out for drinks, game of pool, or a movie some night this week.

cool, yeah, I was kinda thinking a phone call was in order.
I don't know what's up with her tool bf though, if he's still in the mix or what.
It's a long shot, but oh well.

[Chode Logan]

Ahhh stimulants, how I adore thee. I'm bouncing off the walls yet sitting still.

[Skully44420]

yah i say call her Kratos. nothing to lose right? so what are you gonna ask her to do?

[Dukkit]

cool, yeah, I was kinda thinking a phone call was in order.
I don't know what's up with her tool bf though, if he's still in the mix or what.
It's a long shot, but oh well.

yep its that time. time to call. and she'll let it go to voicemail and you get to talk to a machine. very cool

and your right, you dont know where you stand in comparison to her b/f but your already at no, so why not just go for it. the worst that can happen is she says no. so you would stay at the same position of nothing.

[Chode Logan]

Call her up dude, these days no one phones, chicks dig a guy who has the balls to phone them up. Just ask her to do something casual (I have no idea the back story I just assume this general advice will apply)