Im afraid that i'll hit the ball so hard it'll disintegrateOriginally Posted by dupa95
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Im afraid that i'll hit the ball so hard it'll disintegrate
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just take your wedge and hack at the lawn til its gone....work on the swing and do the lawn at the same time
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I won the long drive also, 357 yards
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badass drive
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disintergrate lol,i may compress the ball so much it'l cause a vortex and blackhole
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now that is something i would like to see
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too scared to! may end the universe
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Yeah, I'm a golfing loser, my dad forced me to play as a child and always belonged to a country club.
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Golf is NOT a sport - no real potential for injury. As Hemingway once wrote, the only true sports are bull fighting and motor sports. Nope, golf is just a game like lawn darts!
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lawn darts...now there's a SPORT lol
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whatever, lawn darts never won me a truck for a week.
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or putt putt
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I f-in love mini golf
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nope lawn darts they give you the truck for life ha ha
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thats what im saying...and im like the tiger woods of putt putt
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I was in a bowling league for a while. What else gives you an excuse to get drunk on a wednesday night? I wasn't very good at that, but I always wondered how so many people end up with a bowling ball in their closet in the movies. Guess, you get a bowling ball at the end of the league, now I got one in my closet. + I still have the rental shoes you return each night, except I never returned my to avoid the rental fee.
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well, I'll go see if that pos lawnmower will cut some more
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What up fellas ???????
Merc.
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sup merc
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BS - you ever play golf drunk? You can totally get hurt, LOL
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Just chilln buddy..
What you up 2 ??
Merc.
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the same, just got out of class a while ago. homework time soon
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we have a winner!....now thats a SPORT lol
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The only way golf is "fun" is a scramble tourny with your buds and a beer-chick that comes around every 15 minutes - on someone else's dime of course!
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yeah,closest to the pin...you drink,longest drive...you drink,shortest drive...you drink,shank...you drink,sink a put...you drink,starting to get the picture?!lol
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maybe i should go hit up the links...
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remember to bring good ol JACK
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That's how this one was, finished off the better part of a 30 rack. I got pulled over twice that night, once before the bars, and once after. Both cops told me I was drunk, got 1 ticket only though. The second cop told me to go home and punch myself in the junk when I showed him the first ticket.
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LMAO!
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He seriously told me that with a straight face. I almost giggled but was to afraid that would land me in jail. State Trooper. I sure was drunk enough if he wanted to take me in. "Did you drink anymore after you got this ticket?" "oh no sir....cough cough bullshit."
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"before you answer me if you had anything to drink tonight, realize I can already smell it on you."
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Kratos, you kill me man
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"say the alphebet starting with D and ending with the letter T"
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our boy SM got suspended lol
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ummmm....its isoprop....i cut myself
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I saw that, anybody know for what?
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probably for calling tai fatface. not to mention 700+ posts of crap
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Good thing we never post any crap here
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exactly, this is educated discussion
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