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    Quote Originally Posted by dupa95
    I am afraid I will pull some thing if i play golf.
    Im afraid that i'll hit the ball so hard it'll disintegrate

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    just take your wedge and hack at the lawn til its gone....work on the swing and do the lawn at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    Im afraid that i'll hit the ball so hard it'll disintegrate
    I won the long drive also, 357 yards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    I won the long drive also, 357 yards
    badass drive

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    disintergrate lol,i may compress the ball so much it'l cause a vortex and blackhole

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEST ME!
    disintergrate lol,i may compress the ball so much it'l cause a vortex and blackhole
    now that is something i would like to see

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    too scared to! may end the universe

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    Yeah, I'm a golfing loser, my dad forced me to play as a child and always belonged to a country club.

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    Golf is NOT a sport - no real potential for injury. As Hemingway once wrote, the only true sports are bull fighting and motor sports. Nope, golf is just a game like lawn darts!

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    lawn darts...now there's a SPORT lol

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    whatever, lawn darts never won me a truck for a week.

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    or putt putt

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    I f-in love mini golf

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    nope lawn darts they give you the truck for life ha ha

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    thats what im saying...and im like the tiger woods of putt putt

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    I was in a bowling league for a while. What else gives you an excuse to get drunk on a wednesday night? I wasn't very good at that, but I always wondered how so many people end up with a bowling ball in their closet in the movies. Guess, you get a bowling ball at the end of the league, now I got one in my closet. + I still have the rental shoes you return each night, except I never returned my to avoid the rental fee.

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    well, I'll go see if that pos lawnmower will cut some more

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    What up fellas ???????


    Merc.

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    sup merc

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    Golf is NOT a sport - no real potential for injury. As Hemingway once wrote, the only true sports are bull fighting and motor sports. Nope, golf is just a game like lawn darts!
    BS - you ever play golf drunk? You can totally get hurt, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    sup merc
    Just chilln buddy..

    What you up 2 ??

    Merc.

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    the same, just got out of class a while ago. homework time soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by rana173
    BS - you ever play golf drunk? You can totally get hurt, LOL
    we have a winner!....now thats a SPORT lol

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    The only way golf is "fun" is a scramble tourny with your buds and a beer-chick that comes around every 15 minutes - on someone else's dime of course!

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    yeah,closest to the pin...you drink,longest drive...you drink,shortest drive...you drink,shank...you drink,sink a put...you drink,starting to get the picture?!lol

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    maybe i should go hit up the links...

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    remember to bring good ol JACK

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEST_ME!
    yeah,closest to the pin...you drink,longest drive...you drink,shortest drive...you drink,shank...you drink,sink a put...you drink,starting to get the picture?!lol
    That's how this one was, finished off the better part of a 30 rack. I got pulled over twice that night, once before the bars, and once after. Both cops told me I was drunk, got 1 ticket only though. The second cop told me to go home and punch myself in the junk when I showed him the first ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    That's how this one was, finished off the better part of a 30 rack. I got pulled over twice that night, once before the bars, and once after. Both cops told me I was drunk, got 1 ticket only though. The second cop told me to go home and punch myself in the junk when I showed him the first ticket.
    LMAO!

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    He seriously told me that with a straight face. I almost giggled but was to afraid that would land me in jail. State Trooper. I sure was drunk enough if he wanted to take me in. "Did you drink anymore after you got this ticket?" "oh no sir....cough cough bullshit."

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    "before you answer me if you had anything to drink tonight, realize I can already smell it on you."

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    Kratos, you kill me man

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    "say the alphebet starting with D and ending with the letter T"

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    our boy SM got suspended lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    "before you answer me if you had anything to drink tonight, realize I can already smell it on you."
    ummmm....its isoprop....i cut myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    our boy SM got suspended lol
    I saw that, anybody know for what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    I saw that, anybody know for what?
    probably for calling tai fatface. not to mention 700+ posts of crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    probably for calling tai fatface. not to mention 700+ posts of crap
    Good thing we never post any crap here

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    Quote Originally Posted by rana173
    Good thing we never post any crap here
    exactly, this is educated discussion

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