'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Chode Logan]

It's definitely smaller.

Fellas it was brief but pleasent, I'm off to the gym be back in 2 hours or so.


[/WHORE]

[calgarian]

Main Entry: stub·born
Pronunciation: \ˈstə-bərn\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English stibourne, stuborn
Date: 14th century
1 a (1): unreasonably or perversely unyielding : mulish (2): justifiably unyielding : resolute b: suggestive or typical of a strong stubborn nature <a stubborn jaw>
2: performed or carried on in an unyielding, obstinate, or persistent manner <stubborn effort>
3: difficult to handle, manage, or treat <a stubborn cold>
4: lasting <stubborn facts>

hmmm that sounds like somebody else but ok Ill be "stubborn"

dont start with me today........me or you will get suspended.......drop it.

[Chode Logan]

PS Cal I'm about 40 minutes before vancouver.

[Chode Logan]

K im out, word to yo mothers.

[Reed]

off topic: my 2xl shirts fit me loose already....

You should drop a significant amount in the first week maybe two. Don't weigh yourself till Monday

[Kratos]

i think math chick wants to buy sex toys this weekend

ill have to be sure to get a butt plug. but make it alot smaller then ruhls

I've never bought sex toys with a girl. I want to hump them like a rabbit, never needed spicing up...I like when they buy me special undies and victoria's secret stuff for me to remove from their body.

What do you do with the sex toys when the relationship is over?

[calgarian]

PS Cal I'm about 40 minutes before vancouver.

oh...ok

wet ladies are tempting thou.....hmmmmm

[Dukkit]

I've never bought sex toys with a girl. I want to hump them like a rabbit, never needed spicing up...I like when they buy me special undies and victoria's secret stuff for me to remove from their body.

What do you do with the sex toys when the relationship is over?

dishwasher... reuse
you keep what you can use. she keeps what she can use

[Dukkit]

oh and...


hi Kratos

[mex83]

You should drop a significant amount in the first week maybe two. Don't weigh yourself till Monday

no problem.....

I will try and find a picture of how I would be happy to look.

[calgarian]

dishwasher... reuse
you keep what you can use. she keeps what she can use

a women shouldnt need toys when she is in relationshi with u

[Kratos]

dishwasher... reuse
you keep what you can use. she keeps what she can use

doesn't the new girl get freaked out when you have a drawer full of butt plugs?

[Dukkit]

a women shouldnt need toys when she is in relationshi with u

lol.

never said they need them

but i do like them as a change of pace and for some added excitment

[calgarian]

lol.

never said they need them

but i do like them as a change of pace and for some added excitment

u know ur women better good for you my man,

[Kratos]

a women shouldnt need toys when she is in relationshi with u

they use my penis as their sex toy

[Dukkit]

doesn't the new girl get freaked out when you have a drawer full of butt plugs?

well you throw old ones away after awhile.

so there should only be 1 or 2 in the drawer

actually, right now i have no sex toys at all

gave them all to my one jewish ex. she needed them more then me. lol

[calgarian]

they use my penis as their sex toy

I think we are both old fashioned

[Reed]

Man I can't believe I am at almost 3,000 already, whoring paid off. never would have thought it only take 6 months when I started. I am a Grade A whorebag

[Dukkit]

they use my penis as their sex toy

but you need to be in my shoes

sex, everday. at least twice a day.

it gets to be the same. over and over. foreplay. sex. tah dah!

so you get some toys and you add that into the equation.

foreplay + toys. sex + toys. = TAH FREAKIN DAH!!!

[mex83]

I would be happy if I looked like this:

side:


Front:

[Skully44420]

thats why your sexy and im not.

cuz you work out

haha riiight...thats why you're a whore in real life and i'm not

[inky-e]

Inky reporting for whore duty!!

[Dukkit]

I would be happy if I looked like this:

side:


Front:

[calgarian]

but you need to be in my shoes

sex, everday. at least twice a day.

it gets to be the same. over and over. foreplay. sex. tah dah!

so you get some toys and you add that into the equation.

foreplay + toys. sex + toys. = TAH FREAKIN DAH!!!

let me correct you there Son


foreplay + toys. sex + toys. = The Motha fukka dukki

[Dukkit]

let me correct you there Son


foreplay + toys. sex + toys. = The Motha fukka dukki

hahahahah

thats why i love you Cal. not just cuz your my pops

[calgarian]

Inky reporting for whore duty!!

fvck u where have u been

[mex83]

Morning Inky.

[Reed]

Mex that won't be too hard with your diet. Maybe like a half year or so. I think you definitely could do better

[Kratos]

I think we are both old fashioned

I'm not against sex toys, never had a girl show any interest in them. I like penis in vagina, that's my favorite type of sex so I never needed one. If a girl wants to go sex toy shopping I'm down though.

[inky-e]

Mex...Cal...hello

[mex83]

I saw this and just thought of you Inky

[inky-e]

Nice!! Oreos.......

[calgarian]

I'm not against sex toys, never had a girl show any interest in them. I like penis in vagina, that's my favorite type of sex so I never needed one. If a girl wants to go sex toy shopping I'm down though.

come to think of it nobody ever asked me to go toy shopping........

[mex83]

Mex that won't be too hard with your diet. Maybe like a half year or so. I think you definitely could do better

yeah my belly i just want my belly gone.... I dont want to be a muscle dude I just want my belly one.

but I wouldnt mind looking like this still a lil stocky and thick but with muscle:

[mex83]

Nice!! Oreos.......

sorry father I know you trying not to eat Oreos....

[mex83]

I am considering buying some of them water disposal pills.... what you guys think?

[Dukkit]

he looks bloated as hell

[inky-e]

Mex...please refrain from engaging in posting hot sweaty men pics today....you damaged me last night and I want to have a good day! lol

[Kratos]

I saw this and just thought of you Inky

don't laugh at children trying to learn

[inky-e]

I am considering buying some of them water disposal pills.... what you guys think?

Bad on the kidneys