'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

last night at the gym doing squats i realized something....I'm the strongest man alive

[Dukkit]

i think im going to start a website on how to meet, talk to, please and hustle women.

[smokeyd]

egg white sandwich mmmmmmmmm

what you put on it? i got eggs and bread but i try not to eat bread unless its first thing in the morning before cardio, trying to loose some weight

[smokeyd]

last night at the gym doing squats i realized something....I'm the strongest man alive

its leg night with the powerlifters, i think there going to kill me and lay me out by the road for someone to pick up my crippled body

[Kratos]

what you put on it? i got eggs and bread but i try not to eat bread unless its first thing in the morning before cardio, trying to loose some weight

veggies on it

[smokeyd]

veggies on it

stop being evasive in your answers, what you put on it foo

[Dukkit]

last night at the gym doing squats i realized something....I'm the strongest man alive

lol

awesome

glad you figured that out my friend

[Dukkit]

veggies on it

he bought it from Dunkin Donuts

[Kratos]

i think im going to start a website on how to meet, talk to, please and hustle women.

I met a guy though a friend who does that for a living...he takes nerds with money out to the bar and shows them how to pick up women and have sex. It pays pretty good.

[Dukkit]

I met a guy though a friend who does that for a living...he takes nerds with money out to the bar and shows them how to pick up women and have sex. It pays pretty good.

yea, me and abbot were discussin it. he started his site for training. i figured i could do the same for men with women problems

[Kratos]

he bought it from Dunkin Donuts

I can throw a rock there from my office, hence why it was so hard to give up my donut addiction. But this is only 290 cals and has some protein and stuff, not too bad.

[Ernst]

I met a guy though a friend who does that for a living...he takes nerds with money out to the bar and shows them how to pick up women and have sex. It pays pretty good.

Just bring a black amex and some powdered sugar. Hussies galore!

[smokeyd]

yeah that would be hard not to eat them, i use to work at a gas station when i was a kid and the krispy creme guy comes to pick up the donuts you don't sell every night and well they throw them away which means i get free donuts, booo i don't think it helped my figure much

[calgarian]

i think im going to start a website on how to meet, talk to, please and hustle women.

Great...where do I sign up

[Kratos]

Just bring a black amex and some powdered sugar. Hussies galore!

you would think that, but some people can't get laid out of a paper bag no matter how much money they have. He teaches them how to dress, what not to talk about, it's a whole program. He charges a lot more than a personal trainer, cause nerds with money want one thing, sex.

[Dukkit]

Great...where do I sign up

lol. im using this outsourcing site to get the site designed and up.

ill let ya know

i need to make an outline for it first

[Dukkit]

you would think that, but some people can't get laid out of a paper bag no matter how much money they have. He teaches them how to dress, what not to talk about, it's a whole program. He charges a lot more than a personal trainer, cause nerds with money want one thing, sex.

exactly

and i even got a personal training job ill be starting in 2 weeks. one of my friends hooked my up with his dad. hes paying me 50 an hour. 3 nights a week.

[Ernst]

you would think that, but some people can't get laid out of a paper bag no matter how much money they have. He teaches them how to dress, what not to talk about, it's a whole program. He charges a lot more than a personal trainer, cause nerds with money want one thing, sex.

Social Skills 101

[Kratos]

Social Skills 101

whatever you want to call it, promise a guy who can't get laid you'll get him laid and the wallet opens. He has more clients then he knows what to do with. For awhile he was trying to recruit my friend to take on some clients. If I were a pimp like that, I'd totally do it.

[Kratos]

I think the key is you have to have an eye like you're a chick and look at the guy and figure out all the reasons you wouldn't date him and fix everything.

[Dukkit]

whatever you want to call it, promise a guy who can't get laid you'll get him laid and the wallet opens. He has more clients then he knows what to do with. For awhile he was trying to recruit my friend to take on some clients. If I were a pimp like that, I'd totally do it.

im seriously considering it man.

and its going to be a sister company of abbots. ill find guys who want laid. then talk them into workin out. abbot takes over then. or abbot finds guys that are out of shape, fixes them up. then they can get laid... then ill take over.

[Ernst]

I'll get them laid. I know some call girls. We'll plant them at the bar and they can pretend to buy the nerds game and screw him.

[calgarian]

lol. im using this outsourcing site to get the site designed and up.

ill let ya know

i need to make an outline for it first

i can built the web site for you if you like.

[Kratos]

I'll get them laid. I know some call girls. We'll plant them at the bar and they can pretend to buy the nerds game and screw him.

poor nerds...you gonna scam the little buggers

if you give them real help they tell all their nerd freinds they got a gf now, next thing you know you're rolling in dough.

[Dukkit]

I'll get them laid. I know some call girls. We'll plant them at the bar and they can pretend to buy the nerds game and screw him.

deal. as long as we take home a profit after we pay the girls

i can built the web site for you if you like.

awesome

[Deltasaurus]

Kratos i just woke up from about 8 hours of sleep and your still whoring WTF???

[Ernst]

poor nerds...you gonna scam the little buggers

if you give them real help they tell all their nerd freinds they got a gf now, next thing you know you're rolling in dough.

I'll give them some real help. They have to believe the girl is buying their new, improved game. If I get them laid they'll tell all their friends and the next thing I know I'll be rolling in dough. It's not like I totally scammed 'em. They got a piece. It just increases my turnover rate which increases my $.

[Kratos]

Kratos i just woke up from about 8 hours of sleep and your still whoring WTF???

I'm at work now, this is what I do at work

[Kratos]

I'll give them some real help. They have to believe the girl is buying their new, improved game. If I get them laid they'll tell all their friends and the next thing I know I'll be rolling in dough. It's not like I totally scammed 'em. They got a piece. It just increases my turnover rate which increases my $.

I don't think you understand the game, it's like a long project to transform them. Keep em' coming back for more, they pay by the hour. You can even go live in this dude's house with him for a weekend if you pay enough. It's not just get em' laid and slam em' out the door. Same with personal training, you keep em' coming back every week.

[Ernst]

I don't think you understand the game, it's like a long project to transform them. Keep em' coming back for more, they pay by the hour. You can even go live in this dude's house with him for a weekend if you pay enough. It's not just get em' laid and slam em' out the door. Same with personal training, you keep em' coming back every week.

Oh man, that could take forever for some guys.

[Kratos]

Oh man, that could take forever for some guys.

exactly, cha ching

[Dukkit]

no ill do the real deal. ill help em

it will be a challenge to get them to a level of prowess close to mine

[Kratos]

no ill do the real deal. ill help em

it will be a challenge to get them to a level of prowess close to mine

student can never be as good as master

I think you could do it dukkit and you live in a city area and thats key

He gets kinda attached to his nerdlings and wants to see them succeed. It's fun and rewarding.

[Kratos]

they're usually very satisfied customers, you give them the one thing they can't get.

Think of how fast ruhl would sign over his bronco to you if you got him a gf.

[RuhlFreak55]

they're usually very satisfied customers, you give them the one thing they can't get.

Think of how fast ruhl would sign over his bronco to you if you got him a gf.

ROFL, you are VERY confused....i would never give up broncobilly for a girl

[Ernst]

ROFL, you are VERY confused....i would never give up broncobilly for a girl

Need we remind Kratos why?

[RuhlFreak55]

Need we remind Kratos why?

meh? cuz i have porn? i don't really know where ur goin with this

[Ernst]

Seriously Rühl, broncobilly and a hot girl are both hanging over a pit of lava, choose one. You don't have time to save them both.

[Deltasaurus]

I'm at work now, this is what I do at work

where do u live???

[smokeyd]

getting tired of my diet, chicken is starting to blow, im cutting so i dont really wanna switch over to ground beef so might have to de thaw some london broil i have in the freezer tonight