'Official Postwhore Thread'

[smokeyd]

where do u live???

[Kratos]

ROFL, you are VERY confused....i would never give up broncobilly for a girl

not dissing you ruhl, just saying some guys want a gf more than anything in the world. Not talking about one time sex, talking about changing your life so you will never be alone. And, these guys pay more by the time they're done then your bronco is worth. They have money, it doesn't mean anything to them, cause they look in the mirror and see a nerd with no girl standing next to them.

[Kratos]

where do u live???

Connecticut, work all over the place. My home office where my boss is, is right outside of Boston, been there twice.

[Kratos]

This type of program wouldn't work for you anyway ruhl, cause you wouldn't listen to the advise, this guy would get pissed off and say he couldn't help you.

[Kratos]

getting tired of my diet, chicken is starting to blow, im cutting so i dont really wanna switch over to ground beef so might have to de thaw some london broil i have in the freezer tonight

mmmmm london boil is good.

I weighed in at 250.5 last night. I keep change in my pocket now to keep me on the ground.

[Deltasaurus]

Connecticut, work all over the place. My home office where my boss is, is right outside of Boston, been there twice.

what do u do ???

[Kratos]

what do u do ???

Spine implants, product development

[Deltasaurus]

is that your career or a job?

[Kratos]

So last week I went out with my buddy for dinner for mexican food and ate at the bar. Met these three hot chicks there my buddy knows from the gym cause they work at the desk.
One of them fed me fried ice cream with a spoon. Never had it before, and I didn't really want it but whatever.
I went to his gym with him last night and she was working the desk. We talked for like 20 min and she asked for my number. Perhaps she'll call.

[Kratos]

is that your career or a job?

yes to all

[Deltasaurus]

So last week I went out with my buddy for dinner for mexican food and ate at the bar. Met these three hot chicks there my buddy knows from the gym cause they work at the desk.
One of them fed me fried ice cream with a spoon. Never had it before, and I didn't really want it but whatever.
I went to his gym with him last night and she was working the desk. We talked for like 20 min and she asked for my number. Perhaps she'll call.

i give anyone here 3 to 1 Kratos Beats thoes

[RuhlFreak55]

This type of program wouldn't work for you anyway ruhl, cause you wouldn't listen to the advise, this guy would get pissed off and say he couldn't help you.

all too true

Seriously Rühl, broncobilly and a hot girl are both hanging over a pit of lava, choose one. You don't have time to save them both.

ok...we'd have to have ALOT of info on the girl before this because if i didn't i'd surely let her die i think.....i love my broncobilly

[RuhlFreak55]

So last week I went out with my buddy for dinner for mexican food and ate at the bar. Met these three hot chicks there my buddy knows from the gym cause they work at the desk.
One of them fed me fried ice cream with a spoon. Never had it before, and I didn't really want it but whatever.
I went to his gym with him last night and she was working the desk. We talked for like 20 min and she asked for my number. Perhaps she'll call.

why can't 3 hot chicks feed me ice cream?

[Ernst]

ok...we'd have to have ALOT of info on the girl before this because if i didn't i'd surely let her die i think.....i love my broncobilly

At least you're honest. What if I sweeten the deal? Aren't you in love with some chick named Kate? Okay; her or broncobilly, one of them is kissing the lava.

[Kratos]

why can't 3 hot chicks feed me ice cream?

cause before they'd get a chance to you'd give them a lecture on why they shouldn't be eating fried ice cream.

[RuhlFreak55]

At least you're honest. What if I sweeten the deal? Aren't you in love with some chick named Kate? Okay; her or broncobilly, one of them is kissing the lava.

*looks pissed* yes i'd save kate

[RuhlFreak55]

cause before they'd get a chance to you'd give them a lecture on why they shouldn't be eating fried ice cream.

nu uh....they could be eating it for the first time in like a year for all i know.....right? maybe i'd play along.....as long as i wasn't contest dieting....but i wouldn't be in a restaurant then would i

[Dukkit]

cause before they'd get a chance to you'd give them a lecture on why they shouldn't be eating fried ice cream.

tru dat!

[calgarian]

why can't 3 hot chicks feed me ice cream?

r u watching porno?

[Dukkit]

travel chick just told me she had ovarian cancer and cant have kids

shes off my list now.

too bad. i really liked her

[RuhlFreak55]

r u watching porno?

no...did that twice earlier

travel chick just told me she had ovarian cancer and cant have kids

shes off my list now.

too bad. i really liked her

that sucks.....how do you find these girls???? hmmm they didn't even freeze any of her eggs?

[Kratos]

travel chick just told me she had ovarian cancer and cant have kids

shes off my list now.

too bad. i really liked her

That sucks.
Would it make her feel better if you hit it a few more times and dumped her for another reason?

[Dukkit]

That sucks.
Would it make her feel better if you hit it a few more times and dumped her for another reason?

yea, im going to do that. the sex is still wonderful so ill enjoy it for a few weeks till i get bored. then ill make up something else

[smokeyd]

travel chick just told me she had ovarian cancer and cant have kids

shes off my list now.

too bad. i really liked her

aw that sucks dukki

[Kratos]

yea, im going to do that. the sex is still wonderful so ill enjoy it for a few weeks till i get bored. then ill make up something else

That's what I would do. I think a chick would get really depressed to get dumped over her rotten baby making parts. It must be a tough thing to deal with.

[smokeyd]

mmmmm london boil is good.

I weighed in at 250.5 last night. I keep change in my pocket now to keep me on the ground.

whats your diet and cardio looking like, you have lost 4 pounds in a week thats good shit

[Ernst]

That's what I would do. I think a chick would get really depressed to get dumped over her rotten baby making parts. It must be a tough thing to deal with.

ditto.

[smokeyd]

That's what I would do. I think a chick would get really depressed to get dumped over her rotten baby making parts. It must be a tough thing to deal with.

yeah for sure, that would be hard to keep your head up knowing thats the reason no one wants to settle down with you

[RuhlFreak55]

come now i'll bet they froze some of her eggs...and if it was ovarian then her uterus is ok right? and she could still carry a babe

[Voland]

hey hoes

[Kratos]

whats your diet and cardio looking like, you have lost 4 pounds in a week thats good shit

I'm on add meds so eating has become difficult.
I just eat whatever I want whenever I want...but don't let that fool you. I eat no junk, I don't like it, doesn't taste good to me. I can't lay it out in macros or anything, but I keep it pretty healthy.

Cardio, I do a ton. I bike maybe 120 miles a week right now...it gets dark early now, I was doing more. Do a 3 mile run once a week. If I'm feeling saucy I'll hit up my rowing machine for a 6k.

[Ernst]

Sup Voland?

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah for sure, that would be hard to keep your head up knowing thats the reason no one wants to settle down with you

i'll take her...i know what it feels like thinking nobody wants you, and you could always have a surrogate later on with perfect genes or something....or hell maybe they'll figure out how to clone her some eggs, you never know.

[Dukkit]

That's what I would do. I think a chick would get really depressed to get dumped over her rotten baby making parts. It must be a tough thing to deal with.

she said she had surgeries and gallbladder removed. was on cancer drugs of course. she was on steroids . birth control shit. whole bunch of things. it just happened a few months ago too.

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm on add meds so eating has become difficult.
I just eat whatever I want whenever I want...but don't let that fool you. I eat no junk, I don't like it, doesn't taste good to me. I can't lay it out in macros or anything, but I keep it pretty healthy.

liar you said you ate ice cream

[Dukkit]

i'll take her...i know what it feels like thinking nobody wants you, and you could always have a surrogate later on with perfect genes or something....or hell maybe they'll figure out how to clone her some eggs, you never know.

lol

ill give her your number. let me know how it goes

[Voland]

Tut gut. Morgen möchte ich beginnen Aufhebung erneut. Mal sehen ...

[smokeyd]

I'm on add meds so eating has become difficult.
I just eat whatever I want whenever I want...but don't let that fool you. I eat no junk, I don't like it, doesn't taste good to me. I can't lay it out in macros or anything, but I keep it pretty healthy.

Cardio, I do a ton. I bike maybe 120 miles a week right now...it gets dark early now, I was doing more. Do a 3 mile run once a week. If I'm feeling saucy I'll hit up my rowing machine for a 6k.

yeah thats a shit tone of cardio, i do the gorilla cardio 4 days a week and need to do somthing else but i train so hard its difficult for me to add another session of cardio in and be prepaired for my training or not be a zombie when its all done, girlfreind doesnt like it when i just sleep all evening. for some reason she likes to talk to me

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* every girl deserves her own prince charming

[Voland]

*sigh* every girl deserves her own prince charming

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