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    It is tough to dump someone that thinks you are a genius and the most sexy man alive.
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    SM is mad at me again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    SM is mad at me again
    post link to thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    so, my slighly overweight but attractive gf with doubble D hooters just moved to boston two weeks ago, now she wants me to come up and visit this weekend. She has only a pull out sofa to sleep on and hasn't bought a bed yet. Not looking forward to sex on a pull out.
    well it's that or rug burns kratos

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    lol, he told you that you are only useful for whorin'

    I'm telling you, evil genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    lol, he told you that you are only useful for whorin'

    I'm telling you, evil genious.
    i think my reply was muchhhhh wittier

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    who's this SM guy anyway and why give two fvcks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    who's this SM guy anyway and why give two fvcks?
    hes an evil genious, and you will care when we all have to grovel before his throne

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    ever notice the staples from two different model rarely work in one another. Can't we standardize staples for god sake.

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    staples? sm? throne? wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    staples? sm? throne? wtf?
    lol. why cant they standardize screws too? flatheads are a bitch

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    I never had a gf with huge tits before, wasn't sure I would like it, but it's awsome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    I never had a gf with huge tits before, wasn't sure I would like it, but it's awsome.
    2 words... titty fvck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    lol. why cant they standardize screws too? flatheads are a bitch
    flatheads are some obsolete mother-fers. you think standarized screws are a problem in a hardware section, you should see what it's like in human implants. every jackass that designs an implant has a new head design to drive the screw.

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    Oh yeah Kratos... you gotta have boob sex. It's easy... just tell it like it is as gently as you can. It's different and incredible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    Oh yeah Kratos... you gotta have boob sex. It's easy... just tell it like it is as gently as you can. It's different and incredible.
    it makes me feel like a porn star.

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    Kratos, you pecker! you arent supposed to egg poor SM on. jeeeez

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    she loves having her boobs played with, and I'm happy to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    it makes me feel like a porn star.
    It makes me feel like a big giant penis with no brain attached

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    It makes me feel like a big giant penis with no brain attached
    i'd be fine with that title

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    time for bed whores... see ya tomorrow

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    night dude

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    I better log off too, jerk off and go to sleep.

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    later man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    damn i'm glad to see so many intense NE fans on this board...
    Hey you copied me, but you are a wise man to follow THE RANA

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    Whores.....

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    Different time zones suck

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    R-tarded whores

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    your an e-tard....lol

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    utard

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    F-Tard

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    get a room

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    I'll be needing much bigger condoms than those of course...

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    pusstard is still one of my favorites

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    I'll be needing much bigger condoms than those of course...

    Not if you want it for your e-cock....hahhahaha

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