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    I met this girl at the costume party I went to on saturday
    she had a hot body but total buttah face
    she was telling me about her horticulureist bf and how he's away in Italy and stuff helping with the olive harvest.
    She wasn't a nice person at all, she kept rubbing me the wrong way, and seemed happy to be doing it. I'd say something like "that's not a very nice thing to say." she'd respond "well it's not like I care what you think."

    after about 10 min of talking to her. I said to her "you're the biggest bitch I've met in the longest time." and just walked away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I met this girl at the costume party I went to on saturday
    she had a hot body but total buttah face
    she was telling me about her horticulureist bf and how he's away in Italy and stuff helping with the olive harvest.
    She wasn't a nice person at all, she kept rubbing me the wrong way, and seemed happy to be doing it. I'd say something like "that's not a very nice thing to say." she'd respond "well it's not like I care what you think."

    after about 10 min of talking to her. I said to her "you're the biggest bitch I've met in the longest time." and just walked away
    hahaha what was the look on her face like?

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    hows it going voland?

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    I'm just saying V, a lot of the girls I know are that shallow that they don't care what your act is. If you don't have a decent body, they don't want a one night stand from you.

    If you got money and are bf material, your body can be a little more dumpy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    gettin serious with math chick
    where is there to go in center city?
    yea. we are gettin pretty close. its actually nice so far.

    where is there to go in center city? what? what? its central philly! theres a thousand bars, clubs, restaurant bars, hotel bars, cafes, plus you have drexel university, temple university so you can always walk down the street and find hot college girls.

    psht, where is there to go. silly questions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    hahaha what was the look on her face like?
    I didn't watch to find out. I went outside, but apparently she was such a bitch she was clueless that I was serious. As I was leaving she asked someone if I really didn't like her. They told her, yeah, I wasn't joking. I think that bothered her a little. She had her tounge so far up her own ass though, I doubt it bothered her much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I met this girl at the costume party I went to on saturday
    she had a hot body but total buttah face
    she was telling me about her horticulureist bf and how he's away in Italy and stuff helping with the olive harvest.
    She wasn't a nice person at all, she kept rubbing me the wrong way, and seemed happy to be doing it. I'd say something like "that's not a very nice thing to say." she'd respond "well it's not like I care what you think."

    after about 10 min of talking to her. I said to her "you're the biggest bitch I've met in the longest time." and just walked away
    a significant percentage of women are like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yea. we are gettin pretty close. its actually nice so far.

    where is there to go in center city? what? what? its central philly! theres a thousand bars, clubs, restaurant bars, hotel bars, cafes, plus you have drexel university, temple university so you can always walk down the street and find hot college girls.

    psht, where is there to go. silly questions
    idk, I lived in philly...I always thought about center city as the area right around city hall.

    All the bars are down more towards south street or outside of the city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I met this girl at the costume party I went to on saturday
    she had a hot body but total buttah face
    she was telling me about her horticulureist bf and how he's away in Italy and stuff helping with the olive harvest.
    She wasn't a nice person at all, she kept rubbing me the wrong way, and seemed happy to be doing it. I'd say something like "that's not a very nice thing to say." she'd respond "well it's not like I care what you think."

    after about 10 min of talking to her. I said to her "you're the biggest bitch I've met in the longest time." and just walked away
    nice. ive been in situations like that. i went on a date once and the chick was the exact same way. she was some waitress i picked up at TGI fridays. and about an hour into it.. i looked around, asked where our server was. she said, why? are you leavin? i said yep, your boring and your a bitch. i have better things to do. like go home to my girlfriend, i threw 50 bucks on the table and walked out

    and i did just that... go home to my g/f

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    idk, I lived in philly...I always thought about center city as the area right around city hall.

    All the bars are down more towards south street or outside of the city.
    lol. yea. but there are a bunch of places around there too. but i actually went to city hall to see a friend sing at some outdoor concert thing. then we all went out on the town

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'm just saying V, a lot of the girls I know are that shallow that they don't care what your act is. If you don't have a decent body, they don't want a one night stand from you.

    If you got money and are bf material, your body can be a little more dumpy.
    cos those girls are rich, and daddys girls. They are de biggest sluts. And if they went to a girls school double sluts. They are the ones that end up with scumbags.

    Plus my body is better than 70% of the population and if i was ripped it would be better than 90% of the population. I'm the kind of guy that (ripped) you see me with a shirt and say bah maybe he started lifting yesterday but you see me without and say hey this dudes has a kick ass body for his bodytype.
    I've been todl be a former Mr Universe who i know that i have the body of a 170lbs easy even though i weight 150.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    a significant percentage of women are like this.
    pijins don't put up with that crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    cos those girls are rich, and daddys girls. They are de biggest sluts. And if they went to a girls school double sluts. They are the ones that end up with scumbags.

    Plus my body is better than 70% of the population and if i was ripped it would be better than 90% of the population. I'm the kind of guy that (ripped) you see me with a shirt and say bah maybe he started lifting yesterday but you see me without and say hey this dudes has a kick ass body for his bodytype.
    I've been todl be a former Mr Universe who i know that i have the body of a 170lbs easy even though i weight 150.
    my whole point is you loose the decent body and those same girls that took a one night stand from you suddenly look at you like you're a loser. Unless you're somebody their parents would approve of, cause then it could develop into more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    pijins don't put up with that crap
    elistist and despotic assholes like me neither.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    nice. ive been in situations like that. i went on a date once and the chick was the exact same way. she was some waitress i picked up at TGI fridays. and about an hour into it.. i looked around, asked where our server was. she said, why? are you leavin? i said yep, your boring and your a bitch. i have better things to do. like go home to my girlfriend, i threw 50 bucks on the table and walked out

    and i did just that... go home to my g/f
    hahahaha
    one time I went out with a girl who is a vegitarian
    I ordered a steak, she ordered a salad
    she told me to call the waitress back and change my order cause she didn't want to watch me eat meat. I told her no. She told me I'd be eating alone then. I ended up sitting there eating two dinners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    my whole point is you loose the decent body and those same girls that took a one night stand from you suddenly look at you like you're a loser. Unless you're somebody their parents would approve of, cause then it could develop into more.
    partially true. The less hotter your body is the more badasses atitude you have to have. If you're a 300lbs dude you'd better be the toughest, most badass sob on earth to get a one night stand with a pijina. Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hahahaha
    one time I went out with a girl who is a vegitarian
    I ordered a steak, she ordered a salad
    she told me to call the waitress back and change my order cause she didn't want to watch me eat meat. I told her no. She told me I'd be eating alone then. I ended up sitting there eating two dinners.
    i hope she payed for the salad LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hahahaha
    one time I went out with a girl who is a vegitarian
    I ordered a steak, she ordered a salad
    she told me to call the waitress back and change my order cause she didn't want to watch me eat meat. I told her no. She told me I'd be eating alone then. I ended up sitting there eating two dinners.
    haha, priceless. i can see your big self sittin there alone. eating 2 dinners. hahaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hahahaha
    one time I went out with a girl who is a vegitarian
    I ordered a steak, she ordered a salad
    she told me to call the waitress back and change my order cause she didn't want to watch me eat meat. I told her no. She told me I'd be eating alone then. I ended up sitting there eating two dinners.
    i would tell her I am a veginaterian and get to work in the resturant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i hope she payed for the salad LOL
    nah, she bolted, I was left holding the check
    I really didn't care
    didn't want to eat with someone so controling they couldn't let me eat what I wanted on a first date. ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hahahaha
    one time I went out with a girl who is a vegitarian
    I ordered a steak, she ordered a salad
    she told me to call the waitress back and change my order cause she didn't want to watch me eat meat. I told her no. She told me I'd be eating alone then. I ended up sitting there eating two dinners.
    even better was... i went back to that TGI Fridays a few months later with my G/F and i knew the chick was working. so we got sat. we ordered. she wasnt our server. so it was all good. next thing i know... she brings our food out to us... slams the food on the table, i say hey you!! you look great! you been working out? she gives me a dirty look and i ask.. did you spit on my food. cuz you know i never got to taste you... she said "yea, something like that" and walked away.

    haha

    my g/f asked who that was. i said some crazy chick who tried to get with me and i said no. shes angry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nah, she bolted, I was left holding the check
    I really didn't care
    didn't want to eat with someone so controling they couldn't let me eat what I wanted on a first date. ridiculous.
    Thats why i avoid dates as much as i can. They feel tedious and burocratic to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Thats why i avoid dates as much as i can. They feel tedious and burocratic to me.
    they are
    I'd rather hook up with a chick at a party and have things develop from there. Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    even better was... i went back to that TGI Fridays a few months later with my G/F and i knew the chick was working. so we got sat. we ordered. she wasnt our server. so it was all good. next thing i know... she brings our food out to us... slams the food on the table, i say hey you!! you look great! you been working out? she gives me a dirty look and i ask.. did you spit on my food. cuz you know i never got to taste you... she said "yea, something like that" and walked away.

    haha

    my g/f asked who that was. i said some crazy chick who tried to get with me and i said no. shes angry.
    she totally dipped your sandwich in the urinal lol

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    TGIF on City line?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    they are
    I'd rather hook up with a chick at a party and have things develop from there. Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet though.
    When i have no other chance than to date (it happens, specially if you day hut like me) i try to make the day the most fun/enjoyable for ME and she is welcomed to join the fun or quit. One of my most pletorious "dates" was when i took this girl plane jumping (my friend, a former pilot of the military and now plane jump instructor aranged everything). I never told her where i was driving her. And i was very dry. When we arrived and told her what was going to happen she started shouting going berserk hahaha i was like chill you'll be attached to a pro...after that jump she was SO horny you wont belive. She jumped at me and wanted to fvck me right there. She did 1 km away in the forest. So for me if i have to go on dates i go to dates MYSELF enjoy. I don't enjoy going for a coffe. so i dont go. I like movies (too much) and i like to go with my movie geek friends.

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    I think i'll have chicken breats and salad for dinner tonight to compensate my day behaviour.

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    hey smokey

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    not much. Trying to find something to to. Tomorrow i gotta wake up at 7,30!!! i'm gonna press charges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    What a good day in the gym
    No gym for me till thur. I've changed my routine putting the muscles i need to work harder and or wanna get bigger the first days . It will look like this:
    Delts, back, off, chest-tris, bis, legs, off
    I MAY cardio on off days. Prolly not LOL
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    couple hours until gym time for me.

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    I think I'll go for a run today, that should be interesting cause I haven't run in 3 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    No gym for me till thur. I've changed my routine putting the muscles i need to work harder and or wanna get bigger the first days . It will look like this:
    Delts, back, off, chest-tris, bis, legs, off
    I MAY cardio on off days. Prolly not LOL
    why not til thurs?
    you never go to the gym spanyard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    not much. Trying to find something to to. Tomorrow i gotta wake up at 7,30!!! i'm gonna press charges.
    press charges on who, for what?

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    just went on a five minute diet

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