'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

why not til thurs?
you never go to the gym spanyard

because i got my new tat on friday and its still lil bruised and i like to take care of my tats more than anything in my body LOL. I don't want to sweat them. Everytime i get one done i take 6/7 days of.

[Voland]

press charges on who, for what?

On the driving school for making people start the lessons at 8am! And on society for allowing it!

[Kratos]

On the driving school for making people start the lessons at 8am! And on society for allowing it!

I should sue my boss for making me wake up for work.
You can't drive?

[Skully44420]

just went on a five minute diet

how did that workout for you?

[Voland]

I should sue my boss for making me wake up for work.
You can't drive?

Nope. they took my licese for 3 years for temerary driving (i wasn't good on meds then so rage took over, etc etc). So now i have to start all over again, like a newbie.

[Kratos]

how did that workout for you?

lost about 5 pounds
it was a real crowd pleaser

[Kratos]

Nope. they took my licese for 3 years for temerary driving (i wasn't good on meds then so rage took over, etc etc). So now i have to start all over again, like a newbie.

I thought spanyards drove scooters anyway, like gay boys.

[Skully44420]

[calgarian]

hello dummies

[Voland]

I thought spanyards drove scooters anyway, like gay boys.

yes, scooters are popular but we drive cars. Real cars you know? with three breaks etc. No automatic shit like you lazy ones...

[Kratos]

yes, scooters are popular but we drive cars. Real cars you know? with three breaks etc. No automatic shit like you lazy ones...

not sure what three breaks means
I my car is not automatic, it has a clutch and a stick and I shift it myself. It's a sporty pijina pvssy magnet.

Then in the summer I drive a sport bike when I'm not working. An Aprilia 1000, and that's a manuel as well.

[Kratos]

hello dummies

[calgarian]

exactly

[Kratos]

exactly

asphintersayswhat

[calgarian]

asphintersayswhat

whynobodyisherei am bored

[peachfuzz]

bump...

[Voland]

not sure what three breaks means
I my car is not automatic, it has a clutch and a stick and I shift it myself. It's a sporty pijina pvssy magnet.

Then in the summer I drive a sport bike when I'm not working. An Aprilia 1000, and that's a manuel as well.

so where on agree, you're a gay pijin? Saabs are not exactly a pvussy magnet. MILF magnet at most.
And sport bike are gay and are what cholos drive jajaja from one extreme to the other. Choppers, Lowriders, etc rule.

[Voland]

[Kratos]

so where on agree, you're a gay pijin? Saabs are not exactly a pvussy magnet. MILF magnet at most.
And sport bike are gay and are what cholos drive jajaja from one extreme to the other. Choppers, Lowriders, etc rule.

god spanyards are so backwards
in fact pijinas love conservative euro cars, like bmw's, mercedes, saabs. 4 door sedans that are a little sporty. Especially in the North-East of America where the girls are super conservative. In the south and texas and stuff you might get your ass kicked driving a saab. that's where trucks and camaro's and mustangs and stuff are in, so it's kinda regional.

If I rode a chopper or a lowrider I'd have to kick my own ass. Those things are so freakin lame. The guys who drive them usually work in auto body repair or some other job that involes brain cell killing chemicals. If I wanted to ride around on 800 pounds of chrome why not just put an engine on a 50's caddy bumper.

[Kratos]

what do you drive anyway? a bicycle?

[Kratos]

work over

[Voland]

god spanyards are so backwards Naaah its just americans are sooo advenced we can't match them
in fact pijinas love conservative (read boring) euro cars, like bmw's ok, mercedes ok, saabs (a brand that was made for safety and reliable not for looking sporty, which it doesnt). 4 door sedans that are a little sporty. Especially in the North-East of America where the girls are super conservative (read double moral). In the south and texas and stuff you might get your ass kicked driving a saab (normal). that's where trucks and camaro's and mustangs and stuff are in, so it's kinda regional.

If I rode a chopper or a lowrider I'd have to kick my own ass. Those things are so freakin lame (oh why is that?). The guys who drive them usually work in auto body repair or some other job that involes brain cell killing chemicals (ewww blueocollarsthe lowest form of life for pijines). If I wanted to ride around on 800 pounds of chrome why not just put an engine on a 50's caddy bumper.

are you telling me this simple Yamaha


or this curstom


doesnt beat your hey i wanna be sporty and cool aprilia 1000

[Voland]

what do you drive anyway? a bicycle?

my legs, thats why they are hard as a rock. I walk, something americans are not familiar with.

[DCI]

Saabs are unreal

[Voland]

Voland's wisdom has talked. Now time for the pill and try to grab 4 hours of sleep at least. Nights guys!

[Rugger02]

Goodnight Voland


Hi other assorted whores!

[DCI]

Night V.

Hi Rugger.

[Rugger02]

REED You bastard!
I wanted the 100,000th post!! I knew I'd miss it though, I'm never on on the weekends!

[Rugger02]

What's up Damien!

[DCI]

It's cold in IReland and I'm full of food can't believe I just said that.

[Rugger02]

Ha, yah, we're currently having our first snowfall of the year here.

[DCI]

Lol, we get emmmm rain. And some more emmm rain and then no more cleavage

[Rugger02]

HAHA No wonder people start to get depressed this time of year...

[DCI]

I know, shitty weather we have here. Out of the 120 odd days of the summer we had about 90 of em where raining was shit.

[Ernst]

People who bump ancient threads annoy me.

[DSM4Life]

hooooooooooo

[Ernst]

You called?

[DSM4Life]

Just got back from the gym.... i feel like im going to die

[Ernst]

That means you're doing it right.

[KatsMeow]

Hey guys!