'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

my doc for the speed I take called me skinny yesterday, wtf?

[Dukkit]

Haha I've only been checking in every couple days, and I swear to god everytime Dukki is back and forth with this damn math chick.

haha. yea. shes really gettin on my nerves and im fed up with it.

No more math chick?

nope. ive met a few other girls

I know the feeling, it's like instant infactuation then boils off really quickly.

well mine doesnt boil off that fast. a few months usually. but yes. just like that.

[Chode Logan]

where have you been chode, I see you less then I look at my own grundle lately

Yeah man I know, I've just had a bit of a rough patch so I'm trying to keep busy, keep myself distracted. Lost a friend and lost my job. Hows everything in here?

[Kratos]

Yeah man I know, I've just had a bit of a rough patch so I'm trying to keep busy, keep myself distracted. Lost a friend and lost my job. Hows everything in here?

how'd you loose a friend? that's horrible...death or you hate each other?

[Chode Logan]

Dukki what's math chick doing that's rattling you

[Kratos]

sex is like murder...it feels good but then you've got a body to dispose of.

[Chode Logan]

how'd you loose a friend? that's horrible...death or you hate each other?

Death...he was killed in a car accident on Halloween night. I hadn't seen him for a year or so but I grew up with him since grade 1, first kid I ever had a beer with when we were 13. Just makes you think....

And I called in to work and said I couldn't come in the day that I found out about my friends passing, just wasn't gonna happen my brain wasn't in the right place...and the next day they fired me because of it.

[AnimalGear]

what up chode!!! long time no talk bro

[Chode Logan]

sex is like murder...it feels good but then you've got a body to dispose of.

Haha I like that.

[Chode Logan]

what up chode!!! long time no talk bro

yoooooooooooo buddy how's it going?

[Kratos]

Death...he was killed in a car accident on Halloween night. I hadn't seen him for a year or so but I grew up with him since grade 1, first kid I ever had a beer with when we were 13. Just makes you think....

And I called in to work and said I couldn't come in the day that I found out about my friends passing, just wasn't gonna happen my brain wasn't in the right place...and the next day they fired me because of it.

very sad, sry to hear that
I have half a dozen friends who I've known since grade school. Losing any of them would be horrible.

[Chode Logan]

very sad, sry to hear that
I have half a dozen friends who I've known since grade school. Losing any of them would be horrible.

Thanks man, it's really horrible to just think that I knew him for his ENTIRE life....everything that's happened in the last 21 years of his life are the only things that'll ever happen.

[Bojangles69]

whores! everytime i come in here i feel like i'm in a cult.

[Chode Logan]

whores! everytime i come in here i feel like i'm in a cult.

It is a cult, now drink my pee.

[Dukkit]

Dukki what's math chick doing that's rattling you

i swear shes bi polar. always happy then makes a stupid little thing into a big deal and gets all upset about it. plus shes just annoying period. i can only stand her for short periods of time.

[Chode Logan]

i swear shes bi polar. always happy then makes a stupid little thing into a big deal and gets all upset about it. plus shes just annoying period. i can only stand her for short periods of time.

Ah yes, the old "Crazy bitch" syndrome. Turn her breasts into hot dog buns with your tube steak being the meat, then send her on her way.

[Dukkit]

Ah yes, the old "Crazy bitch" syndrome. Turn her breasts into hot dog buns with your tube steak being the meat, then send her on her way.

been there. done that. have the pics to remember her by

[BlInDsIdE]

whores all of yas

[Dukkit]

whores all of yas

and damn proud of it my good man!!

[Dukkit]

my ex wants to bang in the bathroom of her work again

i love this bitch

[Kratos]

crap, I gotta leave the comfort and warmth of my office and do work out there in the cruel cruel world.

[Kratos]

my ex wants to bang in the bathroom of her work again

i love this bitch

tell her nope

[Dukkit]

tell her nope

what?

y not??

[Kratos]

my little bro wants to work on my house tonight and that means I gotta buy him pizza

[Kratos]

what?

y not??

just to piss her off/keep her guessing if her vagina is creating the vulcan mind meld on ya still.

[Dukkit]

my little bro wants to work on my house tonight and that means I gotta buy him pizza

haha

what a bum deal

at least its not a case of beer

[Dukkit]

just to piss her off/keep her guessing if her vagina is creating the vulcan mind meld on ya still.

haha

ive already turned her down for the last week or 2

im due

[Chode Logan]

Pound her lips off.

[Dukkit]

Pound her lips off.

yes sir! thank you sir! i shall do my best sir!

[Ernst]

Find out how little self respect she has by calling her progressively worse things while you're bangin' her. Game over when she kicks you out of the stall. lol

[Dukkit]

Find out how little self respect she has by calling her progressively worse things while you're bangin' her. Game over when she kicks you out of the stall. lol

haha
this girl loves me till i die

i can do or say whatever i want, trust me.. i already have. ive been bangin her on and off for the past 3 years

[Reed]

what up blood what up cuz what up gaaaaangsta!

[Dukkit]

what up boy boy!

what up ha!

what up boul!

what up hustla!

[Chode Logan]

No fiddy quotes.

[Reed]

haha better stop before we turn into this...

[Dukkit]

lol

some drunk chick at a bar asked if i was a wigger


i was wearing all H&M clothes!! lol

so i asked if she was jewish. she said yes. i said i hate jews and walked away

[Chode Logan]

Reed buddy how you doin

[Dukkit]

oh so im not your buddy Chode??

i feel some sort of way about that

lol

[Reed]

haha If you don't wear polo shirts, shorts 4 inches above your knees, and flip flops then your a wigger around here

[Dukkit]

haha If you don't wear polo shirts, shorts 4 inches above your knees, and flip flops then your a wigger around here

wow

not around here. this is all jewish area. not too many wiggers