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  1. 11-25-2008, 12:09 PM #106961
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I think we found ourselves a camera man.
    im a great photographer and a mercenary. pay me good eneough and i'll do any job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I think we found ourselves a camera man.
    can i be the make up artist??
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    can i be the make up artist??
    Will you airbrush my junk ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    im a great photographer and a mercenary. pay me good eneough and i'll do any job.
    Are you ready for all the extreme close ups that are required.
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    kick em when their up
    kick em when their down

    kick em when their up
    kick em all around
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post


    where is the ignore button when you need it
    i'm not a chick you're not getting me by ignoring me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Will you airbrush my junk ?


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    long as its in my contract
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i'm not a chick you're not getting me by ignoring me.
    Sorry I dont do pigs or spanish ppl or any man....well DSM is another story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    long as its in my contract
    That am among other things

    You must obey the director(DSM) in every sexually request he demands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Will you airbrush my junk ?



    Are you ready for all the extreme close ups that are required.
    yes if you have enough money i'll even do a colonoscopy shot if you wish lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Sorry I dont do pigs or spanish ppl or any man....well DSM is another story.
    yeah with DSM you swallow right? swallow for love spit for like.
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    I just ate a large sub, I feel skinny and fat at the same time
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    quit gaying up my thread DSM
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    That am among other things

    You must obey the director(DSM) in every sexually request he demands.
    *readin the fine print!!*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    quit gaying up my thread DSM


    I can't help myself.
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    hey its KRATOS!!

    did you see that i had sexual intercourse with my first asian chick last night?
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    asian invasion, good for you dukk
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hey its KRATOS!!

    did you see that i had sexual intercourse with my first asian chick last night?
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    hah

    freakin DSM.
    always cracks me up

    lil attention whore, you!
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    i think

    im mentally deranged

    and im embracing it to its fullest
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    ok wish me luck whores, i'm gearing up to take my marketing test...thank god its open book, open notebook, open computer....what a joke right? haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I just ate a large sub, I feel skinny and fat at the same time
    i feel like that always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    ok wish me luck whores, i'm gearing up to take my marketing test...thank god its open book, open notebook, open computer....what a joke right? haha
    lol
    cheaters!!
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    looks like i may be doin some chemistry here in a bit
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    watching the old baba booey roast on howard TV

    Man, Sal is one funny @#%er.
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    my nose is running

    im going to try and catch it
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    i have a cutter on my hands...i should use it...then sue sue company for having dangerous material.
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    i have lots of cutters around
    ive used them to cut my toe nails a few times when we are slow
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i have lots of cutters around
    ive used them to cut my toe nails a few times when we are slow
    i cut anything that falls in my hands. pencils, pens, rubbers, papers...boxes...i cut some figures out of boxes and then "paint" them using pens lol when we are slow, that is everyday.
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    fukk its starting to rain...i'm closing the dead store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i cut anything that falls in my hands. pencils, pens, rubbers, papers...boxes...i cut some figures out of boxes and then "paint" them using pens lol when we are slow, that is everyday.
    haha

    bored!
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    SO who gave Voland my email.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    SO who gave Voland my email.......
    haha

    you got an email too?

    i know how he got mine. i emailed him

    but dont knwo about yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha

    you got an email too?

    i know how he got mine. i emailed him

    but dont knwo about yours
    no child support for u dukki its u who else
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no child support for u dukki its u who else
    what do you mean its me?

    i didnt give him your email shit head
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    what do you mean its me?

    i didnt give him your email shit head
    i know u didnt but i had to blame somebody.....and i dont care him having my email
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    my estimated wait time is 4 min
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    my estimated wait time is 4 min
    lol

    thats a short wait time

    mine is usually 25
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    holding is gay
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    oh great, hung up on
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    now I gotta call back and my esimated wait time is 8min now
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