'Official Postwhore Thread'

[FREAK]

ice storm was a crippler dammmmmmmmmmmmm

[scibble]

hmrumph, at least someone is alive this morning.

[Dukkit]

my weekend was alright. banged this new red head.

other then that i slept. went to the gym and hung out with asian chick.

not too special

yesterday i had ME time. i just laid in bed and watched movies.

i needed to get away from girls.

[Dukkit]

im done bein nice to girls

it seems that every girl i actually like... who i treat nicely and respectfully

just end up.... ignorin me or just ditchin me.

but the girls that im not into. and i treat shitty and ignore... they fall in love with me after 2 weeks.

so im done bein nice period.

[Dukkit]

freaky leaky

[Dukkit]

scibbles and bits

[Dukkit]

dukk dukk dukk




GOOSE!!!

[Dukkit]

goddamn its freakin freezin the warehouse

i have 6 layers of sweaters, long johns, and coats on... and im shivering

[scibble]

ah, that's the whoring dukkit we've come to expect around here!

ha!

what you doing for xmas?

[Dukkit]

fukk x-mas

x-mas is appalling to me.

ill probably lay in bed all day...

alone

i really really really hate x-mas. and most holidays period

blame it on a shitty childhood with an asshole abusive step dad

whatever...

[Dukkit]

so anyways

im in a great mood

how bout everyone else?

[scibble]

i dont do xmas (guess why? duh!)

but some relative having a get together so i'll go.

my stepmother refused me an extra helping of breakfast bacon, because she'd rather give it to her cat. how fkked up is that?

[Dukkit]

i dont do xmas (guess why? duh!)

but some relative having a get together so i'll go.

my stepmother refused me an extra helping of breakfast bacon, because she'd rather give it to her cat. how fkked up is that?

oh yea... your that J word.
i forgot. lol



no extra bacon!! i would of smacked a hoe!!

[Dukkit]

where we at?

[calgarian]

morning whores.

I am looking for a siz pack thread...remember somebody madde a thread that now they can make six packs on u after surgery. Can somebody please help me.

Thanks

[Dukkit]

morning whores.

I am looking for a siz pack thread...remember somebody madde a thread that now they can make six packs on u after surgery. Can somebody please help me.

Thanks

no idea what your talkin about so i cant help

but good morning

[calgarian]

no idea what your talkin about so i cant help

but good morning

there was a thread made that now u can acheive six pack by surgery.......Doesnt ring a bell?

[Voland]

hey!

[scibble]

hey, how's it going

volololo

[Dukkit]

hello V

[Dukkit]

this is boring

where is everyone

[sizerp]

I am here, wtf you doing hobag?

[sizerp]

Dukki has the short bus to himself today. You left us all for a while pshya.

[Voland]

i will be getting 90€ as a bonus this months...thanks Co....now i can buy that palace! pigs...

[sizerp]

that euros? isn't that like $120? or some shiz? yeah, you can buy a crapload of stuff.

[sizerp]

scratch that... not crapload you... can ... buy... a ... SHIT TON! lol..

Man.... there's some hotties @ the gym this mornin.. one asian lookin chick doin wide stance squats.. mm that was sexy. i wanna go back and just watch.

[Dukkit]

writing my will

its easy... i dont own anything

hahahah

[scibble]

writing my will

its easy... i dont own anything

hahahah

i dukkit being hardly of soundly mind, hereby give and bequeath my entire mojo and harem to scibble.

[Dukkit]

i dukkit being hardly of soundly mind, hereby give and bequeath my entire mojo and harem to scibble.

haha. deal. id give it to my bro. but hes getttin married in 2 days
so he wont be able to use it. hes a good boy. not like me. or you. haha

[scibble]

congrats to you all for him

[Voland]

i should sell my body to some terrorists as a chemical weapon...my farts are getting stinkier everyday...i intoxicate myself every 10 minutes....

[scibble]

i should sell my body to some terrorists as a chemical weapon...my farts are getting stinkier everyday...i intoxicate myself every 10 minutes....

no need, just make yourself a "farticide bomber" by walking into crowded places and letting it loose.

[Dukkit]

i think im going to hell

well i dont believe in hell.

so my life could be hell. and when you die.

its "heaven" of some sort

i think i read a book about that philosophy. that life is actually a test. a "hell" already. and when you have gotten through hell and you die. then you get to live in peace and ease

[scibble]

back to work dukkit !!!

stop daydreaming!

[Dukkit]

fukk it

i quit

[scibble]

Nein. Arbeit! Schnell, schnell!

[Dukkit]

sure. whatever you say scibs

[Voland]

fukk it

i quit

we dont want quitters in our team!

[scibble]

hey, you said you were in a good mood today !

[Dukkit]

oh im wonderful!!

hugs and kisses to all my fellow whores


i hate the holidays. they make me depressed

i wanna drink some whiskey