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  1. 01-25-2009, 09:37 PM #119841
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    You've never been to a strip joint? That's like a right of passage.
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    guys don't get any sense of pleasure out of the junk peircing either. what do you get out of it? besides the possibility of ripping the tip off if it gets caught on something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    guys don't get any sense of pleasure out of the junk peircing either. what do you get out of it? besides the possibility of ripping the tip off if it gets caught on something
    it looks badass......and that's not true....a guiche piercing can have pleasure inducing consequences for a male if it's placed right
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    All I know is that when someone approaches my junk with a hole-punch one of us isn't leaving alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    it looks badass......and that's not true....a guiche piercing can have pleasure inducing consequences for a male if it's placed right
    that's not a prince albert, that's a grundle peircing
    wtf kind of pleasure you gonna get from that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    that's not a prince albert, that's a grundle peircing
    wtf kind of pleasure you gonna get from that?
    if they put it in the right place it stimulates the base chakra...i dunno.
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    Pleasure inducing thing you should try before driving nails through your penis: girls.
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    oh baby, that ring through your grundle is so hot, lmao
    your mind is going in strange directions due to lack of sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    oh baby, that ring through your grundle is so hot, lmao
    your mind is going in strange directions due to lack of sex.
    hey well it's possible that i'll get laid inside a week
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    after that though if it doesn't happen with this particular lovely lady i'd have to prolly wait 4-6 weeks....she's having knee surgery
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    hey well it's possible that i'll get laid inside a week
    I might get struck by lightning walking out the front door tomorrow morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    after that though if it doesn't happen with this particular lovely lady i'd have to prolly wait 4-6 weeks....she's having knee surgery
    is she talking to you again?
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    animal you turd, what's up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    is she talking to you again?
    yea....i think we're hanging out tomorrow.....she kinda has problems making def. plans so not sure but sometimes this week for sure, she promised.
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    it's more likely to get struck by lightning twice in the same year than to win the lottery
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    nothin much homey, just survivin

    how about you?

    holla to all other whores on the floor as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    yea....i think we're hanging out tomorrow.....she kinda has problems making def. plans so not sure but sometimes this week for sure, she promised.
    you're in it then, if you don't act like a tool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    you're in it then, if you don't act like a tool
    i don't see how that's an automatic i get laid but ok....maybe a kiss yea, but sex? we shall see
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i don't see how that's an automatic i get laid but ok....maybe a kiss yea, but sex? we shall see
    you don't understand? why too many moving parts for ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    you don't understand? why too many moving parts for ya?
    she has been explicit you know that she likes to "take it slow" even though she's a very sexual girl.

    anyway, i'm off to bed. past ruhlys bedtime
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    What's up AG? Been a while.
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    Joey was for scibble...

    But good morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Joey was for scibble...

    But good morning.
    loser


    lol

    fine

    whatever

    dont give me any pics
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    thanks for the pic ernst

    yummy!

    i had sex with this asian girl on sat night

    shes 4 feet 11 inches

    i was tossing her all over the room.

    (im 6'3)
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    i have replied to scibbles thread
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    *mildly jealous*
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    whew

    whoring is rough
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    rangers!!

    how you doing bro?

    any other questions? was i able to help ya out a bit?
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