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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    Lmao
    Haha thats pretty funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    Hahaha!!!

    Now that is an awesome pic right there...

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    wakey wakey motherfvckers

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    where ya been storm...... U whore!

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    morning sluts

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    i love waking up at 3

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    So wait i'm allowed to call jakked a good for nothing douche WHORE?

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    Getnjakked is a SUPER WHORE!!!

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    One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."

    The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"

    The first says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"

    The second drunk says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."

    So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.

    The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, the second drunk says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."

    The first drunk says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"

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    I have the craziest nightmares on gh. Anybody else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    Hahaha!!!

    do i have your permission to steal that pic

    afterall it is Sman's Cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    So wait i'm allowed to call jakked a good for nothing douche WHORE?

    Only if you mean it as a compliment and not a bash

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    Only if you mean it as a compliment and not a bash
    Of course I mean it as a compliment........

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    anyone wanna come to my football in an hour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    anyone wanna come on my football in an hour?
    why would you want us to come on your football?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
    why would you want us to come on your football?
    cause im bored = [ and wanted to post

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    cause im bored = [ and wanted to post
    ok, well I'll go to the game if you'll pick me up, my car sux on gas

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    Last edited by Serotonin; 07-17-2007 at 07:41 PM.

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    Lol @ ^^

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    slow whore night

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
    slow whore night

    A slow whore is still a good whore if she knows what she is doing!!!

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    What up whores?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    A slow whore is still a good whore if she knows what she is doing!!!
    unless you're paying by the hour

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    ..at the hotel that you're also paying by the hour

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    when I was about 5 and first learned to read I thought "hour" was pronounced "whore". My mom had some friends over and I said I wanted to watch the Batman whore.

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    Sman Took The Super Cat!!!!!!!!!!! Lol Wooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    Sman Took The Super Cat!!!!!!!!!!! Lol Wooooo

    the sign says Sman's cat.....just coudlnt leave my cat out in the cold now could I.....lolol

    Do you want your P U S S Y back????

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    u can have it.........I made it for you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    u can have it.........I made it for you.....

    awww your the BESTEST

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    Getnjakked is a SUPER WHORE!!!

    spoken like a true friend.......

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    I pissed on a wolf once...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
    I pissed on a wolf once...

    Only once? who didnt' like it, you or the wolf??

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    he snarled and snapped at my peepee, I got scared and ran away

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    always a funny post when anything can be mentioned...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
    he snarled and snapped at my peepee, I got scared and ran away
    He was thinking "SNAUSAGES".......lol.

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    SMAN I gotta say I enjoyed the previous ***** in your avy much more then the current ***** you have up there.

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    wtf I can't type pu$$y?!? what if it depends on how it is used?

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    I think it's more appropriate with the dollar signs, they are almost always related.

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