Haha thats pretty funny!Originally Posted by getnjakked
Haha thats pretty funny!Originally Posted by getnjakked
Originally Posted by getnjakked
Now that is an awesome pic right there...
wakey wakey motherfvckers
where ya been storm...... U whore!
morning sluts
i love waking up at 3
So wait i'm allowed to call jakked a good for nothing douche WHORE?![]()
Getnjakked is a SUPER WHORE!!!
One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."
The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"
The first says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"
The second drunk says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."
So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.
The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, the second drunk says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."
The first drunk says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"
I have the craziest nightmares on gh. Anybody else?
Originally Posted by getnjakked
do i have your permission to steal that pic
afterall it is Sman's Cat
Originally Posted by STYLE74
Only if you mean it as a compliment and not a bash
Of course I mean it as a compliment....Originally Posted by SMAN12B
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anyone wanna come to my football in an hour?
why would you want us to come on your football?Originally Posted by justinandrews7
cause im bored = [ and wanted to postOriginally Posted by ImaGetBig
ok, well I'll go to the game if you'll pick me up, my car sux on gasOriginally Posted by justinandrews7
+1
Last edited by Serotonin; 07-17-2007 at 07:41 PM.
Lol @ ^^
slow whore night
Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
A slow whore is still a good whore if she knows what she is doing!!!
What up whores?
unless you're paying by the hourOriginally Posted by SMAN12B
..at the hotel that you're also paying by the hour
when I was about 5 and first learned to read I thought "hour" was pronounced "whore". My mom had some friends over and I said I wanted to watch the Batman whore.
Sman Took The Super Cat!!!!!!!!!!! Lol Wooooo
Originally Posted by getnjakked
the sign says Sman's cat.....just coudlnt leave my cat out in the cold now could I.....lolol
Do you want your P U S S Y back????
u can have it.........I made it for you.....
Originally Posted by getnjakked
awww your the BESTEST
Originally Posted by STYLE74
spoken like a true friend.......![]()
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I pissed on a wolf once...
Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
Only once? who didnt' like it, you or the wolf??
he snarled and snapped at my peepee, I got scared and ran away
always a funny post when anything can be mentioned...
He was thinking "SNAUSAGES".......lol.Originally Posted by ImaGetBig
SMAN I gotta say I enjoyed the previous ***** in your avy much more then the current ***** you have up there.
wtf I can't type pu$$y?!? what if it depends on how it is used?
I think it's more appropriate with the dollar signs, they are almost always related.
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