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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You can't just go to a junkyard and get one? Or Ebay?
    well ebay wont work. i need it now

    and junkyard could work

    but then id have to drive 20 miles to the nearest one and waste 20 bucks in gas anyways

    and id have to drive that 20 miles without the part on my car
    Last edited by Dukkit; 01-27-2009 at 09:11 AM.

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    ladies

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    bigsexy

    ya slut

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    ladies
    It's like you're reading my mind.

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    I lost 1.2lbs at the gym today. I weighed myself on the digital scale before and after taking a HUGE dump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    bigsexy

    ya slut
    Only on the weekends

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    I'm pimpin and not afraid to say it.....
    I'm heavy in the game, look I don't play b*tch
    All the other girls are money making
    I'll tell you who you are
    Your my booootttttom girl

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    Thats a nice dump.

    I love my morning dumps...

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    i want a girl who treats me like a Rock Star

    and fukks me like a Porn Star

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Thats a nice dump.

    I love my morning dumps...
    It's cause I majorly fell of the diet wagon last night. Bunch of pizza, beer and then an omelet at 2am at a diner.

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    mmmmmm pizza sounds so good right now

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    I'm ain't sumthin like the mack I'm betta
    Baby girl wouldn't leave if I letta
    Go getter,
    I told when I meta
    That I ain't gonna sweata
    let the welfare get her
    Cause I'ma move on, I'm a cool Don
    LL Cool Cris, Miracle whips,
    tracks for the track or whatever you flip
    And I ain't on NO lovey dove shit

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    Please Big Sexy please. No mention of pizza while I diet. I crave carbs that I don't normally like.... like pies and cookies and shit. It sucks grrrrr

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    reed is goin gangsta

    out in the midwest

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    hmm cookies

    i have some girl scout cookeis next to me

    hey! its for a good cause!

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    I have been gangsta dukkit ya'll just didn't know

    And its tennessee. not the mid west

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I have been gangsta dukkit ya'll just didn't know

    And its tennessee. not the mid west
    ohh
    my bad

    and tennessee... been there.. didnt see much

    you got a southern drawl>?

    man, smokey is from tennesee and his accent is so thick. i cant talk to him on the phone. lol. i say hey... just text me.

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    Ok I gotta eat the nasty shit I eat. Thanks bigsexy I'll be back

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ohh
    my bad

    and tennessee... been there.. didnt see much

    you got a southern drawl>?

    man, smokey is from tennesee and his accent is so thick. i cant talk to him on the phone. lol. i say hey... just text me.
    Nope not one bit. Was born in North carolina but never developed the thick southern accent.

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    BRB folks gotta go pick up a package

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    it burns when i pee

    thats normal right?

    ahah

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    psych chick might come over to knock boots tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hmm cookies

    i have some girl scout cookeis next to me

    hey! its for a good cause!
    if sugar is in sugar cookies, what's in girl scout cookies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos;439***5
    psych chick might come over to knock boots tonight
    knock em through the wall

    its supposed to snow here.

    how bout up there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos;439***9
    if sugar is in sugar cookies, what's in girl scout cookies?
    ba dunt, tish

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    did someone say snow? What is snn..snno...sa..snow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    did someone say snow? What is snn..snno...sa..snow?
    thats what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    it burns when i pee

    thats normal right?

    Ahah
    std??????

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    actually with that Arctic chill, it is suppose to be 36 down here later today/tonight

    bbbbuuuurrrrrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    did someone say snow? What is snn..snno...sa..snow?
    if u put ur nuts into it it can freeze them...never tried that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    actually with that Arctic chill, it is suppose to be 36 down here later today/tonight

    bbbbuuuurrrrrrrr
    more reason to stay indoor and have sex

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    the girl scout cookies left in dukkit's bedroom by the girl he picked up at his front door

    ahahahaha L..M....A...cleeeen....O !




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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if u put ur nuts into it it can freeze them...never tried that?
    I would, but it never snows...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    the girl scout cookies left in dukkit's bedroom by the girl he picked up at his front door

    ahahahaha L..M....A...cleeeen....O !



    ahhhh

    long as she was 15. i dont feel guilty then!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    knock em through the wall

    its supposed to snow here.

    how bout up there?
    it snows every day, it's getting to the point I'd rather have poop falling from the sky

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I would, but it never snows...
    oh yeah u r in dallas it never snows there......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    it snows every day, it's getting to the point I'd rather have poop falling from the sky
    bummer

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    do girl scouts get THAT old? I thought the ones who sold the cookies were younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    it snows every day, it's getting to the point I'd rather have poop falling from the sky
    what are the tempratures though?

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