'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

i don't think the calories required to make a salad are worth it.....like it took me forever to make this thing....and it prolly doesn't even have 500 calories in it in total i realized....and it's ****ing huge too

[Kratos]

i don't think the calories required to make a salad are worth it.....like it took me forever to make this thing....and it prolly doesn't even have 500 calories in it in total i realized....and it's ****ing huge too

yeah, but it will fill you up and you're fat so that's a good thing

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah, but it will fill you up and you're fat so that's a good thing

not like i ever eat stuff i'm not supposed to though.

damn straight it'll fill me up though....i had to go rummaging through the tupperware cabinet to find something big enough to fit the monster, wasn't easy

[Kratos]

I saw a documentary on people who win eating competitions. Lettuce is commonly used to help them stretch out their stomach without getting fat. You pretty much just crap it out and no salad dressing. If you get fat, the fat gets in the way of your stomach expanding durring competition, so the best competitive eaters are skinny.

[Reed]

OK bro. I'll forgo my royalties this once ! ahahaha

Haha royalites will entail helping me back up what I say when I'll probably get bashed in the dome but more advanced peeps

[Kratos]

reed, you're little, and not big
that's is all

[RuhlFreak55]

like kobiashi

[Reed]

reed, you're little, and not big
that's is all

[Dukkit]

but in my impatience and anger for her not calling back, I made plans with another girl for this weekend. Psych chick is away this weekend. hmmm, I'm pulling a dukkit.

good job boy!

so you guys (psycho chick) went to the aquariaum??

[Dukkit]

i think im gonna wear spandex in the gym today

hahaha

[Kratos]

good job boy!

so you guys (psycho chick) went to the aquariaum??

no, I called her at 10:30 am on Saturday and she said she never heard the phone ring and then she went to the gym...she didn't call me back until freakin 2:00 and the aquarium closes at 4. We went to see a movie instead. Then sex after. It pissed me off, be she was really sorry so I let it slide.

[scibble]

Haha royalites will entail helping me back up what I say when I'll probably get bashed in the dome but more advanced peeps

yeah, dont worry about it. a lot of bashers here no matter what you say or your credentials. dont think i carry any protective weight. I'll be ducking behind you more than the other way round.

lol

[Kratos]

no comment on 3rd grade teacher chick dukkit?

[Dukkit]

no, I called her at 10:30 am on Saturday and she said she never heard the phone ring and then she went to the gym...she didn't call me back until freakin 2:00 and the aquarium closes at 4. We went to see a movie instead. Then sex after. It pissed me off, be she was really sorry so I let it slide.

it was a scam. she had someone else over

[scibble]

i think im gonna wear spandex in the gym today

hahaha

this post useless with out pics

[Dukkit]

no comment on 3rd grade teacher chick dukkit?

i didnt even look at her. ill go look

[Kratos]

i think im gonna wear spandex in the gym today

hahaha

I'd wear my biking shorts out to the bar if it were socially acceptable. they make my ass and package look awesome and my legs look real muscular in them.

[Dukkit]

no comment on 3rd grade teacher chick dukkit?

she looks a lil plain jane.

which isnt bad.
i mean shes cute.

is shes sweet?

she looks like sweetheart/nice person

body is average. but im sure shes good in the sack

those type usually are

thats the type of girl im lookin to marry

a normal girl

[Dukkit]

my travel chick is moving to Lousiana in a month

*sniff sniff*

[Dukkit]

I'd wear my biking shorts out to the bar if it were socially acceptable. they make my ass and package look awesome and my legs look real muscular in them.

i wanna see pics of your legs kratos.

you ride alot of bike and are a big dude overall

so im sure they look decent

[Dukkit]

my my,

scibbles wifey is very pretty

[Dukkit]

okay
so i start whoring and everyone shuts up

haha

[Kratos]

she looks a lil plain jane.

which isnt bad.
i mean shes cute.

is shes sweet?

she looks like sweetheart/nice person

body is average. but im sure shes good in the sack

those type usually are

thats the type of girl im lookin to marry

a normal girl

yeah, she's seems like a sweetheart
I'm looking for a relationship, I'm sick of these hotties that think they're doing you a favor by dating you and have no life abitions, aren't interesting, funny or fun to be around.
don't know about the sack yet, I'll let you know
she's into sports and skiing and stuff, big plus

psych chick isn't super hot either
I'll put pics of her up at some point
she friend requested me on facebook...not sure if I'll accept

[Kratos]

i wanna see pics of your legs kratos.

you ride alot of bike and are a big dude overall

so im sure they look decent

I'll have to take some, maybe after this cycle I'll do the whole spread. I feel to fat right now. I just put on 17 pounds.

[Kratos]

my travel chick is moving to Lousiana in a month

*sniff sniff*

I though you were done with her cause her cooch is rotten on the inside and she can't pump out a baby

[scibble]

client alert....

[RuhlFreak55]

she looks a lil plain jane.

which isnt bad.
i mean shes cute.

is shes sweet?

she looks like sweetheart/nice person

body is average. but im sure shes good in the sack

those type usually are

thats the type of girl im lookin to marry

a normal girl

when you can land perfect 10s why you wanna marry a 'normal' girl?

[RuhlFreak55]

i've started on the salad....this may take awhile

[Dukkit]

yeah, she's seems like a sweetheart
I'm looking for a relationship, I'm sick of these hotties that think they're doing you a favor by dating you and have no life abitions, aren't interesting, funny or fun to be around.
don't know about the sack yet, I'll let you know
she's into sports and skiing and stuff, big plus

psych chick isn't super hot either
I'll put pics of her up at some point
she friend requested me on facebook...not sure if I'll accept

sounds good. so keep chillin with her and see what happens

I'll have to take some, maybe after this cycle I'll do the whole spread. I feel to fat right now. I just put on 17 pounds.

do that son

I though you were done with her cause her cooch is rotten on the inside and she can't pump out a baby

lol. nah she can. i miss heard her. she is able too. and no weve been talkin since then and i went up a few weeks ago and spent the weekend with her

when you can land perfect 10s why you wanna marry a 'normal' girl?

cuz. perfect 10's get to be a pain in the ass. they usually have deep mental problems from being used to many times. or they are stuck up. or to much maintenance. or they cause trouble cuz they are so hot and eveyone tries to fukk em

lol

plus. too many "10's" suck in the sack

[Kratos]

when you can land perfect 10s why you wanna marry a 'normal' girl?

what was your opinion ruhl? I mean, she's nice and thin and doesn't drink a lot and has a good job, and is going to grad school. She likes baseball and works for a pro baseball team in the summer.

She may not be a perfect 10 but not a dog. I'd look forward to hitting that. Anyway, try to keep a perfect 10 happy sometime, it sucks. School teacher is a perfect job for a future wife cause she won't have to take much time off work. They'll be in school when she is. These are some of the things you think about when you get to be my age. Hottness often has a shelf life, perfect 10's rarely stay that way after they pop out a couple puppies. I'd rather be stuck with someone who's company I enjoy.

[Kratos]

cuz. perfect 10's get to be a pain in the ass. they usually have deep mental problems from being used to many times. or they are stuck up. or to much maintenance. or they cause trouble cuz they are so hot and eveyone tries to fukk em

lol

plus. too many "10's" suck in the sack

that's real talk son
the hotter the girl, the more issues they seem to have with guys...ranging from trust issues, to general craziness, to expecting a man servant. And you don't want a hottie that spends any time in bars, then you gotta stand around and watch them get offered penis all night.

[RuhlFreak55]

what was your opinion ruhl? I mean, she's nice and thin and doesn't drink a lot and has a good job, and is going to grad school. She likes baseball and works for a pro baseball team in the summer.

She may not be a perfect 10 but not a dog. I'd look forward to hitting that. Anyway, try to keep a perfect 10 happy sometime, it sucks. School teacher is a perfect job for a future wife cause she won't have to take much time off work. They'll be in school when she is. These are some of the things you think about when you get to be my age. Hottness often has a shelf life, perfect 10's rarely stay that way after they pop out a couple puppies. I'd rather be stuck with someone who's company I enjoy.

no she's no 'dog' at all on my scale, she's very good looking....but i prolly give 10s to all of dukkis 8 and 9s prolly. pretty much thin and doesn't drink alot are extremely attractive

[RuhlFreak55]

all that matters is if she looks good to you anyway....people all have different tastes

i pretty much abhor girls that are overweight at all....and some fruitcakes like dat shit

[RuhlFreak55]

that's real talk son
the hotter the girl, the more issues they seem to have with guys...ranging from trust issues, to general craziness, to expecting a man servant. And you don't want a hottie that spends any time in bars, then you gotta stand around and watch them get offered penis all night.

they just need a really good one to show them how guys are meant to be aka ME!!!!!

[Kratos]

all that matters is if she looks good to you anyway....people all have different tastes

i pretty much abhor girls that are overweight at all....and some fruitcakes like dat shit

yup, but you gotta judge the person too. I think you're going to end up with something awful for a wife, cause you tend to pretty girl worship. So many fat mom's were once thin. When she starts to look awful, you'll realize everything that comes out of her stupid mouth sucks and you never noticed before cause you were so focused on her looks.

[Dukkit]

that's real talk son
the hotter the girl, the more issues they seem to have with guys...ranging from trust issues, to general craziness, to expecting a man servant. And you don't want a hottie that spends any time in bars, then you gotta stand around and watch them get offered penis all night.

*high five*

[gst528i]

dukii you rat bastard.... Those are some eriously hot bitches.!!!

[Dukkit]

i like meeting the girls of mine

then meeting their moms and seeing how far down the road till they get plump, or nuts, or bitchy

[scibble]

cuz. perfect 10's get to be a pain in the ass. they usually have deep mental problems from being used to many times. or they are stuck up. or to much maintenance. or they cause trouble cuz they are so hot and eveyone tries to fukk em....plus. too many "10's" suck in the sack

true.

they used to getting their asses kissed by everyone, so expect to do a lot of ass-kissing

[Dukkit]

dukii you rat bastard.... Those are some eriously hot bitches.!!!

haha

thats only a taste man. i told you. i have thousands more pics

but your girl was FINE!!

hmm. i wanna know how she tasted

lol