'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

I'm down to one ho and one possible ho
why did I dump bank chick again?

[Kratos]

kinda pisses me off teacher chick came over had my dick
had a teacher convention last weekend
but said we'd get together this weekend
now doesn't care to talk to me
what a little skeet

[Dukkit]

I'm down to one ho and one possible ho
why did I dump bank chick again?

cuz she was a stage 5 clinger and you would of hated her after a while

[Dukkit]

kinda pisses me off teacher chick came over had my dick
had a teacher convention last weekend
but said we'd get together this weekend
now doesn't care to talk to me
what a little skeet

guess shes acting like... a man

lol

or you didnt dick her down right

[Reed]

blame it on the bigsexy

[Kratos]

guess shes acting like... a man

lol

or you didnt dick her down right

oh plz, I wasn't even trying to dick her down
I was ready to fall asleep on the couch with her watching TV when she attacked me. She rode my dick and seemed to enjoy it. I walked her to her car and she wouldn't stop making out with me. Seems like indications to me of a girl who likes me, see ya in two weeks...ya right. She got the bone and moved on.

[Kratos]

ever tell a girl you can only run 5 miles anymore because your knees bother you and she responds with "really, you're 29 and only have 5 miles in you? did you suffer some sports realated injury? or is it that you think of yourself as 29 going on 60?"

I gotta stop going after such sporty in shape girls. I want to be the man

[AnimalGear]

oh plz, I wasn't even trying to dick her down
I was ready to fall asleep on the couch with her watching TV when she attacked me. She rode my dick and seemed to enjoy it. I walked her to her car and she wouldn't stop making out with me. Seems like indications to me of a girl who likes me, see ya in two weeks...ya right. She got the bone and moved on.

did you stick it to her real good?

[peachfuzz]

hey hey HEY!

[Kratos]

did you stick it to her real good?

she remained on top due to the constraints of being 6'3'' and having sex on a couch. So not really but she was into it and looked like she was having a good time.

[Kratos]

how was your gf's lunch with her ex animal
don't they eat together every thursday?
the tool is making in-roads, you need to act

[Dukkit]

ow..

[Kratos]

hey hey HEY!

quick, put that joint out, it's the fuzz

[peachfuzz]

[Dukkit]

mr fuzz

[Kratos]

I had a meatball grinder for lunch mmmmm

[Dukkit]

i hate chicken in balsamic vinagerette and oats

[Kratos]

i hate chicken in balsamic vinagerette and oats

then quick makin it fo yo-self foo

[Dukkit]

then quick makin it fo yo-self foo

hah

that was actually a mistype

i wanted to say "ate"

cuz i do enjoy eating it to tell the truth

[Kratos]

just got off the phone with one of my buddies who's a shop foreman for metal fabrication

he was telling me stories of his workers dumpster diving
it was freakin hilarious

[Kratos]

I guess someone threw half a pizza in the dumpster last night and one of them found it today.
one guy calls out "hey someone put a pizza in here"
they had a little battle over it

[Kratos]

this wasn't an isolated incident
I guess it's how the two of them get lunch every day

he was telling me one of the guys found a rotten bananna in the dumster yesterday
bit the end off of it and squeezed the rotton contents into his mouth like a zit

[Kratos]

one ate a rotten sandwich found in the dumpster a couple weeks ago
a large grinder
slammed the whole thing down, then promptly yacked it up on the lunch room floor cause it was so nasty

[AnimalGear]

thats ****ing gross

i mean...yummmmm

on the other hand, I'm grilling a whole chicken now

it's gonna be amazing

come over and have some with me

[Dukkit]

hahah

i used to walk by a restaurant every morining early

and in the back. there were always homeless guys diggin in the dumpsters for food

[Kratos]

hahah

i used to walk by a restaurant every morining early

and in the back. there were always homeless guys diggin in the dumpsters for food

these two guys aren't homeless, that's what makes it so funny
they probably make at least 15 bucks an hour
they're poor but that's no excuse to think the dumpster is where you get lunch

[Kratos]

I guess one guy who works night shift would get a large grinder every night, but only eat half of it.
He'd toss the other half in the dumpster
wasteful, but that's not the point
this one guy would dive in the dumpster every day to get the uneaten half nearly 20 hours later.

I guess word got back to the guy who buys the large grinder the fate of the uneaten half
so he'd leave it on top of the dumpster everyday for as long as he worked there

[Kratos]

thats ****ing gross

i mean...yummmmm

on the other hand, I'm grilling a whole chicken now

it's gonna be amazing

come over and have some with me

share it with your girl
oh wait she's probably full already...of her ex-bf's dick

[Kratos]

I'm only kidding animal but seriously you gotta do something about that.

[Dukkit]

I'm only kidding animal but seriously you gotta do something about that.

lol

harsh kratos. harsh

[Kratos]

c'mon dukkit, you know how it goes
next he'll be stopping by her dorm room and the ex will be there watching a movie with her 'bff'
as if there is any pure motives to watch a movie with the other species...they talk too much and they pick the worst movies

[Matt]

Dukki, have a good weekend...

[Dukkit]

c'mon dukkit, you know how it goes
next he'll be stopping by her dorm room and the ex will be there watching a movie with her 'bff'
as if there is any pure motives to watch a movie with the other species...they talk too much and they pick the worst movies

haha. im totally with you. he needs to man up and dump her or smack her into shape

but your just so harsh. hes so young and short. lol

Dukki, have a good weekend...

mister mathew. have a fantastic weekend
and thank you

[Skully44420]

hey whores

[Kratos]

I wouldn't have the balls to tell my gf I'm going to go hang out with my ex.
You know as I do, that'd go over like a lead ballon
She's running that shit.

[Kratos]

I'm just trying to clue Animal to appropriate relatoinship behavior and she's outta line. He needs to put her back in line or be a door mat and door mats get dumped anyway.

[Kratos]

hey whores

middle finger to you too

[Dukkit]

hey whores

dude

i thought you were dead

lol

so glad to see you!!

how is life?

[Dukkit]

I wouldn't have the balls to tell my gf I'm going to go hang out with my ex.
You know as I do, that'd go over like a lead ballon
She's running that shit.

your absolutely right.

[Skully44420]

Life is well...life i guess. It sucks actually. the only thing keeping me sane is lifting. Bout to go run right now