'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!

[Kratos]

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

[Kratos]

How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

[RANA]

Someone is getting froggy here!

[RANA]

frogs only live 2-15 years, you will be dead soon anyway

I am the latin tree frog which can live up to 50 years but since I live in Colorado and during the winter time my heart slows down I am able to live an extra 40 years.

[Kratos]

I avoid work at all costs, someone fire me please

[PEWN]

lol.... your fired...

[RANA]

I avoid work at all costs, someone fire me please

Are you the head fry guy?

[Kratos]

I did work at a restaraunt when I was 15-16 and I worked the fryalators. My boss called my fry bitch.

[PEWN]

i was a server until one day this big black lady was bitching that her steak wasnt done enough so i bit into it in front of her... and spit it back on her plate saying its done to me bitch..... needless to say i got fired...

[Kratos]

I gave him the nickname Fat Dan though

Sometimes I would hummm the batman theme song and replace the word "batman" with "Fat Dan"

I was playing with fire though, he was one pissed off mother f-er.

[Kratos]

My boss would get real drunk after work and he bit into the glass he was drinking out of, chewed the glass and spit it out. Somehow he didn't cut his mouth though.

[Kratos]

pewn that's boderline un-employable behavior, why didn't you just send it back to the kitchen?

[Amorphic]

My boss would get real drunk after work and he bit into the glass he was drinking out of, chewed the glass and spit it out. Somehow he didn't cut his mouth though.

did he rip open phone books with his eyelids too?

[PEWN]

pewn that's boderline un-employable behavior, why didn't you just send it back to the kitchen?

f that ....

[RANA]

i was a server until one day this big black lady was bitching that her steak wasnt done enough so i bit into it in front of her... and spit it back on her plate saying its done to me bitch..... needless to say i got fired...

Nice move

[Amorphic]

food related jobs are the worst, i could never put up with people bitching.

never fvck with people that prepare/handle your food

[Kratos]

did he rip open phone books with his eyelids too?

I kinow it sounds strange, but he would take a bit out of the glass almost like it was an apple. It was usually like a brandy snifter of something like that, so the glass was quite a bit thinner than a pint glass or something like that.

[Amorphic]

I kinow it sounds strange, but he would take a bit out of the glass almost like it was an apple. It was usually like a brandy snifter of something like that, so the glass was quite a bit thinner than a pint glass or something like that.

he must have been a crazy son of a bitch

[Amorphic]

i need a source check if anyone can pm me.

[RANA]

he must have been a crazy son of a bitch

Sounds like a dumbass to me

[RANA]

I kinow it sounds strange, but he would take a bit out of the glass almost like it was an apple. It was usually like a brandy snifter of something like that, so the glass was quite a bit thinner than a pint glass or something like that.

He would be too scared to take on the FROG!

[RANA]

i need a source check if anyone can pm me.

If its good stuff let me know

[Amorphic]

If its good stuff let me know

im hoping so, then i can be ready to roll for my spring cycle

[PEWN]

i pmed you hoss...

[Amorphic]

yep, message sent

[RANA]

Hook a brother up!

[Amorphic]

now i just need to finish this damn semester and get working again for some cash.

i am sooo sooo soooooo sick of school.

[RANA]

Any whores around?

[PEWN]

your mom just left...

[RANA]

your mom just left...

Cool, she told me she was into guys with smalls cocks and like to crossdress. I guess you are in!!!!

[3bd]

this thread is wierd... psycodelic even... what's this shit about chewin' glass? that's one sick mo fo!

[RANA]

3**, what up brother?

[3bd]

hey rana not much man just waiting desparately on snow... you guys boarding yet?

[RANA]

No I have been busy as shit. Now that football season is over for us, I need to go up

[3bd]

you got snow now? lifts are open?

[RANA]

Yes, we have a few lifts open

[3bd]

but it's not spectacular yet? damn. we're expecting a buch of rain this weekend which should equate to mucho snow around Tahoe. i hope so.

[RANA]

Yes, I am going to wait til December to start. My kids are all excited

[3bd]

man, i bought a pass this year and don't want mother nature to f me out of full utility