'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 01:48 PM

what the heck is with these stamps, I lick them and they won't stick to the envelopes. No they arn't the peal the back and stick kind...I only wish. WTF are they iron on's. I put two on

**Spartan0503** · 01-09-2008, 01:50 PM

whore

**Spartan0503** · 01-09-2008, 01:51 PM

shit i need 90 more posts

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 01:51 PM

put em under the faucet

**Spartan0503** · 01-09-2008, 01:51 PM

ffffffff

**Spartan0503** · 01-09-2008, 01:52 PM

what are iron on stamps?

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 01:53 PM

now look at what u have done!u scared Kratos away

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 01:56 PM

oh hes back

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 01:59 PM

This chick gave me her number last night. She is pushing 6 feet tall, but still good looking. Still a lot of real estate to cover. Ex-college basket ball player. If we ever played a game of basket ball, I would look so white. I can barely make a free throw and the rest of my game is ugly.

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 01:59 PM

what about the other one

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:00 PM

18 year old is still in full effect and don't forget about the czech girl

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:03 PM

feast or famine ramblin

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:04 PM

your a bad man

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:04 PM

not to mention I'm going into pct after the weekend, so penis usage will be dubious

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:04 PM

i hear ya bro gotta get while u can

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:06 PM

well if ya need a hand with em just let me no i'll keep em company

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:10 PM

Don't get me wrong though, if there was one I really liked I wouldn't go around getting numbers. I just don't see the 18 year old thing going to far, too much age gap, not enough in common. Czech girl is hot as hell but is kinda dumb, maybe just the fact english is her second lauguage. She might be shopping for a green card though.

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:12 PM

It took me awhile to get anything going after my gf broke up with me the last week in October. I had no ho-train to call on.

**Hollywood080** · 01-09-2008, 02:15 PM

u seem to be doing alright now kratos!

**gixxerboy1** · 01-09-2008, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Don't get me wrong though, if there was one I really liked I wouldn't go around getting numbers. I just don't see the 18 year old thing going to far, too much age gap, not enough in common. Czech girl is hot as hell but is kinda dumb, maybe just the fact english is her second lauguage. She might be shopping for a green card though.

go with the czech girl

i would bet alot of its in the language barrier. My girl doesnt get sarcasm at all and that caused alot of fights at first.

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Hollywood080

u seem to be doing alright now kratos!

Well I wanted to kill myself for the first few weeks of being single. But yeah, everything works out for the best. One other thing about the czech girl, she doesn't eat meat....booo. Oh well, I'm gonna see her again soon, she is still in the race.

**Hollywood080** · 01-09-2008, 02:30 PM

yeah I remember you being bummed. Glad ur doing better bro. that czech accent has to be hot though right?

**Amorphic** · 01-09-2008, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Well I wanted to kill myself for the first few weeks of being single. But yeah, everything works out for the best. One other thing about the czech girl, she doesn't eat meat....booo. Oh well, I'm gonna see her again soon, she is still in the race.

which kind of meat are we talking about here

**gixxerboy1** · 01-09-2008, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Well I wanted to kill myself for the first few weeks of being single. But yeah, everything works out for the best. One other thing about the czech girl, she doesn't eat meat....booo. Oh well, I'm gonna see her again soon, she is still in the race.

as long as she will put the other meat in her who cares

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

which kind of meat are we talking about here

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

which kind of meat are we talking about here

The good kind that you and I enjoy amorphic. lol.
You know steak, chicken, things that moo, cluck, oink, and swim

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:34 PM

A friend of mine went out on a first date with a girl, and he ordered a steak.
The girl said "I'm a vegitarian"
He said "and"
She said "and I don't want to watch you eat meat, order something else"
He was like "but I like steak"
She said "change your order or I'm leaving"
He said "See-Ya
She left and he sat there and ate two dinners

True story

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:35 PM

well u will just have to break her of that!what good is potatoes without meat ?

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

A friend of mine went out on a first date with a girl, and he ordered a steak.
The girl said "I'm a vegitarian"
He said "and"
She said "and I don't want to watch you eat meat, order something else"
He was like "but I like steak"
She said "change your order or I'm leaving"
He said "See-Ya
She left and he sat there and ate two dinners

True story

probally was'nt gonna put out anyway

**Amorphic** · 01-09-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

A friend of mine went out on a first date with a girl, and he ordered a steak.
The girl said "I'm a vegitarian"
He said "and"
She said "and I don't want to watch you eat meat, order something else"
He was like "but I like steak"
She said "change your order or I'm leaving"
He said "See-Ya
She left and he sat there and ate two dinners

True story

thats exactly what i would have done lol

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:36 PM

yup me too

**Hollywood080** · 01-09-2008, 02:37 PM

I don't mind a chick being a vegan or whatever, but don't let her push that ish on me. I'd slap her with a strip steak! As rare as it comes!!!

**gixxerboy1** · 01-09-2008, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

A friend of mine went out on a first date with a girl, and he ordered a steak.
The girl said "I'm a vegitarian"
He said "and"
She said "and I don't want to watch you eat meat, order something else"
He was like "but I like steak"
She said "change your order or I'm leaving"
He said "See-Ya
She left and he sat there and ate two dinners

True story

LOl. My friend was on a first date also with a vegitarian. He wasnt having fun and got drunk. so when the his steak and her salad came. He asked her is she wanted him to poor some of the blood from his steak on her salad.
the date only got worse from there. The best part it was on a dating show and televised

**FREAK** · 01-09-2008, 02:48 PM

if i was gonna place a personal ad it would say lookin for a big br##sted horney ass meat eater (both kinds)

**importeater91** · 01-09-2008, 02:49 PM

what show was it, blind date?

**Kratos** · 01-09-2008, 02:49 PM

I use-to love watching those dating shows...blind date, elimidate, and my favorite ship mates. When they went bad it was hilarious.

**Dukkit** · 01-09-2008, 02:50 PM

my one ex was a vegen, so we would order pizza and i would always get pepperoni or sausage on it so that she didnt eat any. more for me. was that wrong? hehe